Somewhat cute, but since I'm guessing we are supposed to critique the hotness of the girlfriend (this is Fark afterall), I'd take Colt McCoy's girlfriend instead.

So when did they stop putting breasts on women?

I'd do a lap in her pool.

Very cute. Except that Toby Gerhart is not a Heisman candidate. Is that what he's telling her?

I miss the pics of the large bosomed SbB hotties on the main page.

pkellmey: So when did they stop putting breasts on women?

She's a swimmer. It's not very aerohydrodynamic(?).

Tebow's girlfriend is better.

Pics?

Site blocked here...d'oh.

ihatedumbpeople: Pics?

ChrisDe: Very cute. Except that Toby Gerhart is not a Heisman candidate. Is that what he's telling her?

I think if you're trying to pick up a girl by telling her lies, Stanford students would make poor targets.

She's hot. Solid work there, Toby.


/please help retire Chuck Weis.

Said it before, I'll say it again, there's nothing quite as hot as a female swimmer. And given how insanely demanding and difficult swimming is, it's pretty much impossible for a female swimmer to be "high maintenance".

/female divers also compete for the "hottest female athlete award"

She can probably hold her breath for three minutes.

/wink wink
//nudge nudge

WANT

/ pls crush my head like you would a walnut

Not drop dead gorgeous but definitely girl next door adorable.

In the pooper I would stick it

Mmmmm swimmers.

/dates a former college swimmer
//former soccer player

As someone who swims at the collegiate level recently finished his swimming career, I've noted one thing that stands out. The faster the meets get, the hotter the girls are.

I swam for 14 years and dated more than a few swimmers.... NEVER AGAIN! Seriously, anyone who spends that much time in a pool huffing chlorine fumes will have a few screws loose.... (yes that includes me).

Welp.... good luck.

ChrisDe: Very cute. Except that Toby Gerhart is not a Heisman candidate. Is that what he's telling her?

Well, he would be if he went to a different school. He's got numbers every bit as good as anyone who is a current "Heisman contender".

IAmRight: ChrisDe: Very cute. Except that Toby Gerhart is not a Heisman candidate. Is that what he's telling her?

Well, he would be if he went to a different school. He's got numbers every bit as good as anyone who is a current "Heisman contender".

That's what they told Darren McFadden.

/Yeah, still bitter.
//Wanna fight about it?

Um wait - a white running back? Now I've seen everything

SnakeLee: Um wait - a white running back? Now I've seen everything

This is Stanford we are talking about. It is like Ivy League basketball...not a black guy among them.

markyp09: ihatedumbpeople: Pics?

geez...even the linked images get blocked.

Cute in a mousey kind of way.. And Gerhart is a Heisman candidate. If he continues to perform he'll at least get an invite to the ceremony

Wow. compared to the vast majority of girls at Stanford, she might as well be Audrey Hepburn.

/ went to Cal, so I shouldn't really talk

At least he doesn't have too many muscles.

ihatedumbpeople: markyp09: ihatedumbpeople: Pics?

geez...even the linked images get blocked.

From her Stanford player page:

Mmmmm, a swimmer. Very hot. Good job, Tony.

pkellmey: So when did they stop putting breasts on women?

So, when do they stop the lunch buffet at the strip club? You seem like the kind of guy who would know

Went to my high school. Go Spartans!

Gerhart is a MLB prospect? An outfielder hitting .240 in 2008 with an aluminum bat? Really? He'd be better off trying for an NFL career than riding on minor league buses for 10 years.

SnakeLee: Um wait - a white running back? Now I've seen everything

Where's the THAT'S RACIST kid when you need him?

/Leaving disappointed

Blink: Said it before, I'll say it again, there's nothing quite as hot as a female swimmer. And given how insanely demanding and difficult swimming is, it's pretty much impossible for a female swimmer to be "high maintenance".

/female divers also compete for the "hottest female athlete award"

I dunno, I think I'd have to go with the soccer or field hockey girls. Their sport is just as physically demanding, so you get girls that in are great shape, but swimming develops your upper body muscles so much, so the girls shoulders and biceps look a tad on the mannish side.

It's nitpicky to be sure, and I think female swimmers are great, but I'd have to give the edge to the soccer and field hockey athletes.

FTA: "It'll probably never get better for Toby Gerhart, a running back for Stanford who was largely anonymous until four days ago."

The only people who hadn't heard of him before last week are half-assed sportswriter who spend more of their time ingesting SEC cum than actually doing their farking job and knowing what's going on outside the old south.

Henry Holland: Gerhart is a MLB prospect? An outfielder hitting .240 in 2008 with an aluminum bat? Really? He'd be better off trying for an NFL career than riding on minor league buses for 10 years.


Hit .240 in 2008 in 56 games with a .400 OBP and a perfect fielding record. Yeah, I'd say that he's an MLB prospect if that's the direction he wanted to focus on.

Why Would I Read the Article: Blink: Said it before, I'll say it again, there's nothing quite as hot as a female swimmer. And given how insanely demanding and difficult swimming is, it's pretty much impossible for a female swimmer to be "high maintenance".

/female divers also compete for the "hottest female athlete award"

I dunno, I think I'd have to go with the soccer or field hockey girls. Their sport is just as physically demanding, so you get girls that in are great shape, but swimming develops your upper body muscles so much, so the girls shoulders and biceps look a tad on the mannish side.

It's nitpicky to be sure, and I think female swimmers are great, but I'd have to give the edge to the soccer and field hockey athletes.

I like Soccerand track/field girls.... toned, and well developed hind-quarters.

Field Hockey has some hotties, but I give the nod to soccer and track.

Go Toby! Beat Cal!

/drtfa

What, no "SbB is a piece of shiat, and should never be linked" comments?

I'm disappointed.

/couldn't care less, really
//just stirring the pot

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Henry Holland: Gerhart is a MLB prospect? An outfielder hitting .240 in 2008 with an aluminum bat? Really? He'd be better off trying for an NFL career than riding on minor league buses for 10 years.


Hit .240 in 2008 in 56 games with a .400 OBP and a perfect fielding record. Yeah, I'd say that he's an MLB prospect if that's the direction he wanted to focus on.

He hit .240

jdamaral: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Henry Holland: Gerhart is a MLB prospect? An outfielder hitting .240 in 2008 with an aluminum bat? Really? He'd be better off trying for an NFL career than riding on minor league buses for 10 years.


Hit .240 in 2008 in 56 games with a .400 OBP and a perfect fielding record. Yeah, I'd say that he's an MLB prospect if that's the direction he wanted to focus on.

He hit .240

Splitting time with football. He might not be a huge major league prospect, but a guy of his size with the ability to take walks is a hot commodity for certain organizations. The minor league system lets you develop your craft full time. Still probably the hardest sport to break into the bigs with

jdamaral: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Henry Holland: Gerhart is a MLB prospect? An outfielder hitting .240 in 2008 with an aluminum bat? Really? He'd be better off trying for an NFL career than riding on minor league buses for 10 years.


Hit .240 in 2008 in 56 games with a .400 OBP and a perfect fielding record. Yeah, I'd say that he's an MLB prospect if that's the direction he wanted to focus on.

He hit .240

Putting him in the top 150 players in MLB were he there to play in 2009. Better than David Ortiz, Jack Cust, Brandon Inge, and Carlos Pena. Only SLIGHTLY worse than Alfonso Soriano, BJ Upton, Dan Uggla, Clint Barmes, and Grady Sizemore.

jdamaral: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Henry Holland: Gerhart is a MLB prospect? An outfielder hitting .240 in 2008 with an aluminum bat? Really? He'd be better off trying for an NFL career than riding on minor league buses for 10 years.


Hit .240 in 2008 in 56 games with a .400 OBP and a perfect fielding record. Yeah, I'd say that he's an MLB prospect if that's the direction he wanted to focus on.

He hit .240

You can teach someone to hit. You cannot teach speed, size, or mental abilities.

I'd smash her with my one big muscle.

The_Six_Fingered_Man

He hit .240

Putting him in the top 150 players in MLB were he there to play in 2009. Better than David Ortiz, Jack Cust, Brandon Inge, and Carlos Pena. Only SLIGHTLY worse than Alfonso Soriano, BJ Upton, Dan Uggla, Clint Barmes, and Grady Sizemore.

Are you trolling or do you just know nothing about baseball? A good hitter in college can hit in the mid .400's. How can you compare a guy hitting against college pitchers with a metal bat and a .240 average to MLB hitters. That's just dumb.

As far as the guy developing goes. College players generally have to graduate almost MLB ready as they do not get the five to seven years of minor league development like the kids who go straight into the minors get.

///not knowing any of his peripheral numbers
////don't think this guy has a chance in MLB

what French Rage said.


the best thing about being in the west...

you're awake for games on both sides of the country, and still have time to kill your liver cause the late games end at 10.


PUT THE SEC DICK DOWN, WRITERS!


/made a bet with my STanford Fan friend and gave him 1000:1 odds on Gerhart winning the Heisman this year (at the beginning of the season)
//looking for an underwriter.

He's really good at taking things one at a time, and not projecting into the future.


Her: I think we should talk about getting married.

Tony: Honey, let's just take things one thing at a time, and live in the moment, ok?

Her: Yeah I guess you're right...wow you are soooo zen!

WSUCanuck:
/made a bet with my STanford Fan friend and gave him 1000:1 odds on Gerhart winning the Heisman this year (at the beginning of the season)
//looking for an underwriter.

Haha, good luck with that. :P

Another cool Gerhart piece: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/19/sports/ncaafootball/19stanford.html?hp

Blink: And given how insanely demanding and difficult swimming is, it's pretty much impossible for a female swimmer to be "high maintenance".

False. False false false.

Why Would I Read the Article: Wow. compared to the vast majority of girls at Stanford, she might as well be Audrey Hepburn.

Not if you have the yellow fever, friendo.

Why Would I Read the Article: I dunno, I think I'd have to go with the soccer or field hockey girls. Their sport is just as physically demanding, so you get girls that in are great shape, but swimming develops your upper body muscles so much, so the girls shoulders and biceps look a tad on the mannish side.

Played soccer in college -- there was only one attractive girl on girl's team. Some of them had pretty faces, of course -- but they almost all have big tree-trunk legs.

I think I love the swimmer girls due to the small waist -- you can almost wrap your hands around their waists and have them meet up. True, they do tend to have bigger shoulders -- but the feminine frame is kinda accentuated in a way that is distinctly different from any musculature a guy has. Personal preference, of course.