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(College Humor) Video Eighteen year old girl, MySpace, and the phrase "In the butt." You've clicked it already, haven't you?   (collegehumor.com) divider line 71
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nekulor [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 08:58:07 PM  
Wow. Girl is dumb, brother is a douche, video is bad.

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 09:11:04 PM  
an 18 year old got in trouble for being out until 10 pm??? Holy crap.

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 09:11:41 PM  
LOL the brother is purposely egging on the mom. OMFG that's awesome.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 09:14:13 PM  
"I'm not like, young and, like, stupid."

Oh, I beg to differ, sweetheart.

 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 10:51:52 PM  
next year...

chikapappi.com

Pleasepleaseplease

/Grandma NEEDS this.

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 12:44:24 AM  
I'd stick it in her butt, then the mom's butt.

 
TommyymmoT [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-19 01:25:37 AM  
Gwendolyn: an 18 year old got in trouble for being out until 10 pm??? Holy crap.

Seriously, I was working and came and went as I pleased.
I had my own car, and apartment by 19.

 
CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 01:42:42 AM  
What, what?

 
CheekyMunky [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 02:10:17 AM  
Old... but funny.

 
mason4300 2009-11-19 02:55:49 AM  
Someone post that mom-son argument about him not believing in God or whatever. "Well...NO CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR YOU!!!" "FINE!"

that one is way funnier

 
Juc 2009-11-19 02:58:03 AM  
Hell I was kicked out and living on my own at 17, not sure where the problem of an 18 year old being oot and aboot is.

 
BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 03:05:58 AM  
The brother seems like the type of guy who would rig that video to play in front of everyone at that girl's eventual wedding.


/moderately funny
//"In the butt!" is always funny
///heh

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 03:09:14 AM  
pedofile ??

ummmmm, she is 18....
cant be pedofilia

in the butt

/bwhahahahahahaha

 
lohphat 2009-11-19 03:13:08 AM  
Juc: Hell I was kicked out and living on my own at 17, not sure where the problem of an 18 year old being oot and aboot is.

Simple: Until you're on your own, you obey the house rules.

It's that simple.

 
Abstruse [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 03:13:33 AM  
namatad: ummmmm, she is 18....
cant be pedofilia


This

nekulor: Girl is dumb, brother is a douche, video is bad.

This

mason4300: Someone post that mom-son argument about him not believing in God or whatever. "Well...NO CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR YOU!!!" "FINE!"

that one is way funnier


Aaaaaaaaaand this.

Also, not funny. Just sad.

 
andynz81 2009-11-19 03:17:51 AM  
lohphat: Juc: Hell I was kicked out and living on my own at 17, not sure where the problem of an 18 year old being oot and aboot is.

Simple: Until you're on your own, you obey the house rules.

It's that simple.


Yeah, that kind of approach without justification is just going to lead to your kids disregarding your views and then loading you up with lies to get past the rules.

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-19 03:25:49 AM  
andynz81: lohphat: Juc: Hell I was kicked out and living on my own at 17, not sure where the problem of an 18 year old being oot and aboot is.

Simple: Until you're on your own, you obey the house rules.

It's that simple.

Yeah, that kind of approach without justification is just going to lead to your kids disregarding your views and then loading you up with lies to get past the rules.


Hell I'm 27, living at home temporarily (not for long) and they try to pull that bullshiat on me. Sorry but it's my life.

 
Lachwen 2009-11-19 03:41:40 AM  
I'm left wondering why she was so mortified that her mother called this "Kevin" person.

 
TommyymmoT [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-19 03:52:32 AM  
Lachwen: I'm left wondering why she was so mortified that her mother called this "Kevin" person.

It's her pimp.

You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square. ...

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-19 04:07:20 AM  
TommyymmoT: Lachwen: I'm left wondering why she was so mortified that her mother called this "Kevin" person.

It's her pimp.

You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square. ...


With two D's for a "double dose" of that pimpin'.

 
OgreMagi 2009-11-19 04:16:47 AM  
Simple solution. If you don't like the rules of the house, move out.

I don't agree with being that strict with someone who's 18, but it's not my house so I don't set the rules.

 
AliasUndercover 2009-11-19 04:28:36 AM  
Damn...I remember being 18 and dread the days when my children reach that point. I think I will just cry for a while...

/and she could have wound up part of someone's leather handbag or something.

 
ninjakirby [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 05:00:28 AM  
Everyone in that video earns the award for dumbest person alive.

Seriously, a guy meeting an 18 year old might be a pedophile? Really?

 
BumpInTheNight 2009-11-19 05:22:59 AM  
I know I've seen this video before but for the life of me can't find it using google...but it was sure fun trying!

/turns out the linked video was posted in 2008.

 
Number40 2009-11-19 06:56:18 AM  
Yeah, 18.

My first girlfriend graduated high school, came back from college for winter recess and, during said recess, her parents grounded her.

/She accepted the punishment.
//She was really stupid that way.
///We were just friends at that point.

 
Scutter 2009-11-19 07:05:30 AM  
I think the guy running the camera was trying to do a Dane Cook bit. No wonder it was annoying.

 
badhatharry 2009-11-19 07:22:13 AM  
The stupid family. Very sad.

 
deadsanta 2009-11-19 07:38:26 AM  
1) You live with someone and pay no rent, utilities, etc, you accept their rules or you leave.

2) Moms are moms. I am 39 now and when I and my wife go to my mothers' for Christmas she still tries to micromanage my life (Making coffee entails a lecture on the benefits of skim milk, etc). Then again she also yells at cabinet doors for not functioning correctly, so, yeah.

3) I would be freaking out if my teenage kid's first dating experiences included meeting randoms in online hookups. Kids grow up, sure, but they needn't grow up and move directly from my home to a porn-film location trailer.

4) I know it's always the thing to say, but parts of that seemed scripted, fake, etc. For one thing, the teenager answers the question "Where did you meet?", saying "MySpace" before the question is even finished. Scripted, or anticipated?

 
RoyBatty 2009-11-19 07:58:15 AM  
Number40: Yeah, 18.

My first girlfriend graduated high school, came back from college for winter recess and, during said recess, her parents grounded her.

/She accepted the punishment.
//She was really stupid that way.
///We were just friends at that point.


If you call it "recess" you deserve to be grounded.

 
Ozarkhawk 2009-11-19 08:11:33 AM  
TommyymmoT: Gwendolyn: an 18 year old got in trouble for being out until 10 pm??? Holy crap.

Seriously, I was working and came and went as I pleased.
I had my own car, and apartment by 19.


My parents gave me a hundred bucks and an 8 track tape player at 18, and told me to make sure that I visited during the Holidays.

 
El Nino 2009-11-19 09:10:41 AM  
Pfft. Only poor people use MySpace.

 
irgunner 2009-11-19 09:41:12 AM  
Okay, here's what's going on. Kevin is Stacy's boyfriend of four years that she's "taking a break from" because she doesn't want a long distance relationship and is considering going out of state for college... but really she's just farking Billy and doesn't want to feel guilty. Kevin knows she farked Billy once, and said if she ever talks to him again he'd break up with her "FOR REALS." When Stacy's mom called Kevin to ask if he knew who Billy was, he spammed her Facebook that it was "over" and that she was a whore -- which she saw at the end of the vid and thus started crying.

 
marcre3363 2009-11-19 09:51:06 AM  
The brother is a douche.

When I was his age, I would have done the EXACT same thing. Actually, I'm pretty sure I did do this, just without a video camera.

 
radiovox [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 10:16:39 AM  
I think it's obvious why her brother is so obsessed with the "in the butt" thing.

 
butres 2009-11-19 10:44:51 AM  
The All-Powerful Atheismo: andynz81: lohphat: Juc: Hell I was kicked out and living on my own at 17, not sure where the problem of an 18 year old being oot and aboot is.

Hell I'm 27, living at home temporarily (not for long) and they try to pull that bullshiat on me. Sorry but it's my life.


Troll, or tough guy?

 
MickTheBloodyPirate 2009-11-19 10:46:12 AM  
"i'm not like young and like stupid!"

hmm...ok then.

and whoever wrote the caption for the video is a farking moron.

 
calculator13 2009-11-19 10:49:19 AM  
namatad [TotalFark] Quote 2009-11-19 03:09:14 AM

pedofile ??
ummmmm, she is 18....
cant be pedofilia


you seem to be very knowledgeable on what constitutes a pedophile.

You mind answering a few questions?

t2.gstatic.com

 
BenJammin 2009-11-19 11:05:51 AM  
Fake

 
Aeonite [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 11:12:44 AM  
"It's just gonna be deleted anyway..."

WONK wonk.

Staged video is staged.

 
D-D-D-Dave 2009-11-19 11:54:55 AM  
The All-Powerful Atheismo: Hell I'm 27, living at home temporarily (not for long) and they try to pull that bullshiat on me. Sorry but it's my life.

Your life found it's way onto someone else's property.

 
RockIsDead 2009-11-19 12:03:38 PM  
Fake.

What stupid TV show is it promoting?

/grounding an 18yo?
//what year is this?

 
RockIsDead 2009-11-19 12:04:37 PM  
Daddy sure is obsessed with her being raped.

 
Stickdeath 2009-11-19 12:18:49 PM  
"This girl gets yelled at by her mom for going on a MySpace date while her immature father records the whole thing!"

Father? Are collegehumor submitters secretly admitting to their love for MILFs cause I'm pretty sure that he's her brother.

/insert ORLY owl

 
doctorwormwood 2009-11-19 12:50:11 PM  
deadsanta 2009-11-19 07:38:26 AM

1) You live with someone and pay no rent, utilities, etc, you accept their rules or you leave.
Uhh control freak much? cut the cord dude.. excercising petty control just because you can or for some arbritrary reasoning is just a symptom of feelings of inadequacy or lack of control of yourself

2) Moms are moms. I am 39 now and when I and my wife go to my mothers' for Christmas she still tries to micromanage my life (Making coffee entails a lecture on the benefits of skim milk, etc). Then again she also yells at cabinet doors for not functioning correctly, so, yeah. This explains why you posted what you did.. mamas boy.. You have to give your parents the smackdown right away at 18.. just stop listening right away.. they try to "ground" you.. fark em.. leave anyway.. what are they gonna do? throw you out? if they're dumb enough to ground an 18 year old.. they're dumb enough to not kick em out of the house..

3) I would be freaking out if my teenage kid's first dating experiences included meeting randoms in online hookups. Kids grow up, sure, but they needn't grow up and move directly from my home to a porn-film location trailer. nothing said it was random.. and no parents .. every one your kids meets on myspace is not a rapist or pedophile.. way to be paranoid and make yourselves look even more like asses

4) I know it's always the thing to say, but parts of that seemed scripted, fake, etc. For one thing, the teenager answers the question "Where did you meet?", saying "MySpace" before the question is even finished. Scripted, or anticipated?
meh... weak.. you've never seen it coming?

seriously at 18 yer done cooking em.. let em out of the oven man... anything else will just create resentment as they can't keep up with the good times the friends they have with sane parents are having.. too many parents mistake nurturing their paranoia and inability to let go with looking out for their kids
get over yourselves

 
Juniper Jupiter 2009-11-19 01:00:06 PM  
Brother needs to get grounded, too.

/In the butt.

 
SkySnake 2009-11-19 01:01:05 PM  
Spend 15 seconds calling home and telling them where you are/will be = avoid countless arguments at home.

Is it really that much effort to make a simple call?

 
jaundice_joplin 2009-11-19 01:15:08 PM  
i said what what in the butt.

 
ignite ice 2009-11-19 01:38:20 PM  
CheekyMunky: Old... but funny.

This video isn't old. It is farking ancient. It's been around for years... I'm pretty sure this video has been around on the internet for 7+ years, so you're going up against a master video.

 
redsquid 2009-11-19 01:40:59 PM  
MYSPACE PEDOPHILES IN THE BUTT!!1!! Stay acared, America.

 
miltonbabbitt 2009-11-19 02:01:37 PM  
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