They're probably going to run for mayor...

Is invading from the south.

I read that as big, long, slimy pumpkin-colored breasts..

Even experts such as Schneppat say they can't be certain what these slugs are. The sure way to identify them is to examine their genitalia. This is achieved through delicate anatomical dissection.

Oh, yes; isn't that the perfect job? Examining ... slug ... genitalia
/wait, what?

Zeppelininthesky: I read that as big, long, slimy pumpkin-colored breasts..

I did too.

So the only solution is to lure them with beer and then to boil them? Awesome.

Also, I read breasts as well.

I for one......

Scary tag? Really?

Zeppelininthesky: I read that as big, long, slimy pumpkin-colored breasts..

Oh man! Great minds think alike.

Who can save us?!?!

Yeah I think every straight guy read that as 'breasts', but don't take my word for it, ask the next person to post:

Dudes, I totally read that as "pumpkin-colored breasts!"

I read that as "slimy breast-colored pumpkins", but then I am a little dyslexic.

MonkeyAngst: Dudes, I totally read that as "pumpkin-colored breasts!"

Well actually you read it as big, long, slimy pumpkin-colored breasts.

/just sayin

ditto

Even more slugs in toronto?

12maverick21: Even more slugs in toronto?

Dude... low hanging fruit.

read it as breasts. getting kicks. etc.

I am slug hear me ROAR SLIME!

/what a slow moving lion might look like

Salt and hammer, it's the only way to be sure.

How boring must your life be if you're attending a workshop on slugs?

Seriously.

its antennas are gay

carnifex2005: First hit for "big, long, slimy pumpkin-colored breasts" in GIS...

?

Hey! That guy's wearing a Comics Curmudgeon t-shirt!

This is a slug (new window)

No guido pics yet?

The sure way to identify them is to examine their genitalia. This is achieved through delicate anatomical dissection.

This "scientist" is surely male, and probably a farker.

The problem with science is that its first reaction is always "Can we get more information?"

Just kill them all so they don't end up like Australia's cane toads.

Zeppelininthesky: I read that as big, long, slimy pumpkin-colored breasts..

I had to read it three times before it stopped being "breasts".

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: The problem with science Kierkegaard's Pseudonym is that its first reaction is always "Can we get more information?" "Just kill them all."

/FT

Head_Shot: /FT

For invasive species, yeah. Nuke 'em from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Eskurido
Here ya go!

Read "breasts," looked at article, thought, 'Poor subby...'

Head_Shot: The sure way to identify them is to examine their genitalia. This is achieved through delicate anatomical dissection.

This "scientist" is surely male, and probably a farker.

fap?

The sure way to identify them is to examine their genitalia. This is achieved through delicate anatomical dissection.

No doubt.

Large slugs likely do not move more than a few metres in their lifespan - usually about a year long, but sometimes as long as six.

Learn something every day...

/now where is my BB gun
//fark it, get the 12g

I know that Etobicoke slug anywhere. It had a mole on it!

So the article suggests both drowning them in beer and examining their genitals?

Hot!

Courtney Cox-Zucker: So the article suggests both drowning them in beer and examining their genitals?

Hot!

Stale beer seems to attract slugs and is a very cost effective and environmentally friendly way for farmers to deal with the pests. So of course the pesticide companies made it illegal in California to use beer to control slugs.

CornFedIowan: Zeppelininthesky: I read that as big, long, slimy pumpkin-colored breasts..

I did too.

I did three.

Slugs out in November? In Toronto?

I've meet a few New Toronto/Mimico slugs that are attracted to beer and are in need of immersion in boiling water.

2wolves: Slugs out in November? In Toronto?

Toronto doesn't get a consistent freeze until mid to late December.

Tr0mBoNe: So the only solution is to lure them with beer and then to boil them? Awesome.

Also, I read breasts as well.

Yep, so did I.

mightybaldking: 2wolves: Slugs out in November? In Toronto?

Toronto doesn't get a consistent freeze until mid to late December.

Thank you for the useful info.