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+2

+3

And the best part is that it seems to be a straight copy-paste from her thigh.

+4

+5

I am pushing 50. I DO NOT WANT a woman my age to attempt to look like a woman less than half that age. REAL women, not 20-something skinny girls, are HOT.

bronyaur1: I am pushing 50. I DO NOT WANT a woman my age to attempt to look like a woman less than half that age. REAL women, not 20-something skinny girls, are HOT.

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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I would definitely not hit that. Its pelvis would snap in twain beneath the onslaught of my mighty silicone manhood.

bronyaur1: I am pushing 50. I DO NOT WANT a woman my age to attempt to look like a woman less than half that age. REAL women, not 20-something skinny girls, are HOT.

It should go without saying that pics are needed to determine this...

That's the "Willis Holster" where Demi used to keep Bruce's testicles.

I thought it was more obvious that they shopped in that hourglass shape she's got there. She's got an awesome body, don't get me wrong, but she's never been the curvy type. Her right thigh looks weird, too.

Speaking of bad shopping, maybe that extra chunk of hip somehow got grafted onto Casey Wilson. It looks like she's got her hand on a tumor.

Subby here.

Question: Can I use my +1...+5 to buy back my soul? I think I sold it to the devil when I wrote that headline - only my dad would make a pun that bad.

Holy crap. That's so bad it looks like my work.

+αʹ

If the article didn't say that was Demi Moore, I would honestly have been hard pressed to name the woman on the cover of the magazine.

Demi Moore! I want her to get into my Chevy Van!

I'd hit it.

/giggity

agwood18: Subby here.

Question: Can I use my +1...+5 to buy back my soul? I think I sold it to the devil when I wrote that headline - only my dad would make a pun that bad.

No. -1 for asking. Bad subby.

Magazine covers go through an exhaustive process of approvals, so it's puzzling that this one made it to press with a mistake so obvious it's visible a few yards from the newsstand.

Am I crazy or is it not that noticeable?

If anything, it looks like they added to her other hip to make her appear curvier.

Looks like old Ashton might have knocked something a little sideways when he was nailing that pooper.

The last time she looked good was in her 1970s Oui magazine layout....

She and Ashton Kutcher were at the Iowa-Northwestern game a couple weeks back. She looked like Skeletor. Seriously. She must give a mean beej.

yeah it looks like they put curves on the other side and forgot the side everyone's biatching about, honestly.

Meh, she's still a hundred times better then Madonna. Though I wonder what Selma Hayek will look at 50...

jrshull: The last time she looked good was in her 1970s Oui magazine layout....

Damn, thats right. I forgot how hot that was. She has had a ridiculous amount of surgery by now. Most of it is great work (not improvements, however), but her tits are stupid looking.

Cocking your hips to one side will do that.

/why bother explaining, you idiots voted for Obama.
//heh heh he said cocking

RockIsDead: Cocking your hips to one side will do that.

Only if you happen to have an additional hip about six inches down your femur.

After all those kids, she's going to have plenty of hips to go around. Not much plastic liposuction can do about that, eventually.

RockIsDead: Cocking your hips to one side will do that.

/why bother explaining, you idiots voted for Obama.
//heh heh he said cocking

Are you G.W? or just a first grader?


Sorry i didn't vote for any one, but the "cock" line makes me believe that you are one of the two.

bronyaur1: I am pushing 50. I DO NOT WANT a woman my age to attempt to look like a woman less than half that age. REAL women, not 20-something skinny girls, are HOT.


Does it have to be one or the other? I like em all.

did not rtfa, just stopped to say that the older i get, the better looking 'old' women get

bronyaur1: I am pushing 50. I DO NOT WANT a woman my age to attempt to look like a woman less than half that age. REAL women, not 20-something skinny girls, are HOT.

Yeah.. sorry.. I'm gonna have to go with skinny 20 somethings here as being the hot ones.

JmBa: Magazine covers go through an exhaustive process of approvals, so it's puzzling that this one made it to press with a mistake so obvious it's visible a few yards from the newsstand.

Am I crazy or is it not that noticeable?

If anything, it looks like they added to her other hip to make her appear curvier.

Id never have noticed. Looks to me more like she had her weight shifted to the other side.

Standard Deviant: Damn, thats right. I forgot how hot that was. She has had a ridiculous amount of surgery by now. Most of it is great work (not improvements, however), but her tits are stupid looking.

Sorry, 1981. Here is a link to some of the pics. NSFW (new window)

RockIsDead: Cocking your hips to one side will do that.

/why bother explaining, you idiots voted for Obama.
//heh heh he said cocking

2/10. Working in an Obama dig just made it way too obvious.

RockIsDead: /why bother explaining, you idiots voted for Obama.

Beddy nice.

Please, please tell me she's wearing a merkin in those nude pics.

wouldestous: did not rtfa, just stopped to say that the older i get, the better looking 'old' women get

Desperation does that to a man.

jrshull: Standard Deviant: Damn, thats right. I forgot how hot that was. She has had a ridiculous amount of surgery by now. Most of it is great work (not improvements, however), but her tits are stupid looking.

Sorry, 1981. Here is a link to some of the pics. NSFW (new window)

Now that's a hair pie!

Okay, the 'shopped hip is bad, but what really gets me about this picture is her face. There is no soul in those eyes; and to be truthful, she kinda looks like a zombie to me...which still wouldn't explain why she got with Ashton, because as a zombie she'd be looking for brains.

/BRRRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSS

jrshull: Standard Deviant: Damn, thats right. I forgot how hot that was. She has had a ridiculous amount of surgery by now. Most of it is great work (not improvements, however), but her tits are stupid looking.

Sorry, 1981. Here is a link to some of the pics. NSFW (new window)

What's interesting is that women in bikinis often reveal more than she did with that bush.

wouldestous: did not rtfa, just stopped to say that the older i get, the better looking 'old' women get

I was just thinking the same with the genders reversed. I watched Magnum PI when I was a kid, and my mom really liked Tom Selleck. I was totally uninterested for a long time. Now I watch that Magnum PI opening and he seems hot, mustache or no. I can tell I'm really getting old because Ricardo Montalban from his Fantasy Island era doesn't look so bad either.

\wondering if I'll be into George Burns when I'm 90

1lastcall: If the article didn't say that was Demi Moore, I would honestly have been hard pressed to name the woman on the cover of the magazine.

Really? Was the giant "DEMI MOORE" text not enough?

"but her tits are stupid looking."

Yeah, but so is her boyfriend.

Egalitarian: wouldestous: did not rtfa, just stopped to say that the older i get, the better looking 'old' women get

I was just thinking the same with the genders reversed. I watched Magnum PI when I was a kid, and my mom really liked Tom Selleck. I was totally uninterested for a long time. Now I watch that Magnum PI opening and he seems hot, mustache or no. I can tell I'm really getting old because Ricardo Montalban from his Fantasy Island era doesn't look so bad either.

\wondering if I'll be into George Burns when I'm 90

And fat people tend to end up dating other fat people. It is quite the phenomenon.

Attn: Ladies.

Learning to grow old gracefully is one of the most attractive things you can do for yourself. A 45+ woman wearing Bebe shirts and tight jeans is the equivalent of the old douchebag with a combover who buys a Corvette. Both cases are quietly the butt of jokes.

We all get old. It's a fact of life. I realize modern American society has placed unrealistic expectations on you, but you must learn to disregard them for your own mental health.

AverageJoe77: She and Ashton Kutcher were at the Iowa-Northwestern game a couple weeks back. She looked like Skeletor. Seriously. She must give a mean beej.



Not available for comment as he was smiling too much.

naturally the pic is all over fake, but the hip thing is a bit of a red herring in my opinion. You stand with the hips assymetric vertically and slightly turned and that awkward appearance is very possible. Shocking work by the photographer mind you.