You know who else hated cans?

done in one. +1 to you, rackrent

done in one

Judges...?

*DING!*

Yes!

We'll accept rackrent's answer in place of the headline!

rackrent: You know who else hated cans?

Oh Sweet Jeebus. Well Played.

/Please take ONE internet from the bucket. Remember, just one. We're watching you.

AntonSzandorLaVey: done in one

THIS

I was going to make a comment but rackrent hogged the thread. +1 buddy.

I luld

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Judges...?

*DING!*

Yes!

We'll accept rackrent's answer in place of the headline!

Disagree. While a good comment, the original headline made me laugh more than any in a while.

CruJones: Disagree. While a good comment, the original headline made me laugh more than any in a while.

Do you enjoy Jay Leno's new time slot (or do you happen to be Jay Leno)?

rackrent: You know who else hated cans?

Came for the Jerk reference....left as if I found my special purpose.

Can thread, sounds like fun.

\not a bookmark...

In other news, two Chicago missing, last seen playing in the street with their tin can telephone.

I had great sex with Tara Reid once.

Just once.

Today I watched the grass grow but one blade seemed to be growing faster than the other. I better write an article about it!!

WTF is that in the sidebar?

dishmosher: I CAN haz suspishus cans thread??

is that supposed to be funny? i know this is fark, but c'mon buddy, its a kid.

toejam: WTF is that in the sidebar?

Your future son.

what's this thread about?

Biness: dishmosher: I CAN haz suspishus cans thread??

is that supposed to be funny? i know this is fark, but c'mon buddy, its a kid.

But he can count to potato!

Came for the Jerk. Staying in hopes of being able to.

Biness: dishmosher: I CAN haz suspishus cans thread??

is that supposed to be funny? i know this is fark, but c'mon buddy, its a kid.

FTFY

Biness: dishmosher: I CAN haz suspishus cans thread??

is that supposed to be funny? i know this is fark, but c'mon buddy, its a kid.


Nice to meet you

What a suspicious can might look like:

farkin_Gary: What a suspiciousdelicious can might look like:

FTFY

/Id hit it

Digitalstrange: farkin_Gary: What a suspiciousdelicious can might look like:

FTFY

/Id hit it

I'll send you a pry bar to clear the crack with.

Digitalstrange: farkin_Gary: What a suspiciousdelicious can might look like:

FTFY

/Id hit it

pedo

Mr. Potatoass: I can has cans?

You can.

Mr. Potatoass: I can has cans?

Thread is epic win so far. If the titty-to-joke ratio stays in this sweet spot, someone gonna need to make a badge.

Mr. Potatoass: I can has cans?

Kittens, find me some kittens!!!

Get it? "How can...?"

What cans might look like:

toejam: WTF is that in the sidebar?

That one caught my eye too. From the "fire and death" caption, i'm guessing an indian man with extensive skin grafts and a lot of hair singed off. But that image is not going to leave my head anytime soon..

toejam : even further , it's a father that burned his two sons to death. Sheesh. May god have mercy on their souls..

Somaticasual: toejam : even further , it's a father that burned his two sons to death. Sheesh. May god have mercy on their souls..

Cripes. At least he didn't eat their eyeballs.

toejam: Somaticasual: toejam : even further , it's a father that burned his two sons to death. Sheesh. May god have mercy on their souls..

Cripes. At least he didn't eat their eyeballs.

agreed - "daddy ate my eyes" is quite possibly one of the most haunting phrases in recorded history..

Come on. Where do you go after burnt children?

\desert

Somaticasual: agreed - "daddy ate my eyes" is quite possibly one of the most haunting phrases in recorded history..

how about "Toddler sodomized by dog"?

"Baby ate by puppy"?

or the one that quite possibly churns my innards the most "Girl has lower intestine sucked out by pool pump"

how do those rank?

Sun Khan

I'll have the first and the last, please.

rackrent: What cans might look like:

I'll have the first and the last, please.

farkin_Gary: Digitalstrange: farkin_Gary: What a suspiciousdelicious can might look like:

FTFY

/Id hit it

I'll send you a pry bar to clear the crack with.

Whadya mean? looks like its already been flossed...

Mr. Potatoass

I'll have the first and the last, please.

farkin_Gary: Get it? "How can...?"

And the answer to the Stars question is - "Because he's already nailed her a few times and shes a vapid and stupid twunt."

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: CruJones: Disagree. While a good comment, the original headline made me laugh more than any in a while.

Do you enjoy Jay Leno's new time slot (or do you happen to be Jay Leno)?

lol

dishmosher: FTFY

I don't think you get it. It's not that he was offended, it's that you're not funny.

Nice headline.

Something I thought I would never read-- "Tara Reid wanted"