Won't happen. Republicans won't vote for a Mormon. But that's okay, because there are plenty of crazies sarah could pick under the freeway.

Glenn Beck as White House spokesman though, that would be funny.

As much as I would love to see that combination, mostly because it would be such a gigantic failure, I really, really hope it doesn't happen. I don't agree with most Republican politics (not that it matters since I'm Canadian), but I'd at least like to see them represented by intelligent, rational people.

From an outspide perspective, farkwads like Beck just make the USA, which is a great place, look like a retarded ass-backwards shiathole.

It won't happen because it would be really really funny.

Imagine, the least experienced person in American politics, running together with someone who isn't even a politician at all. I suppose you could decide for yourself who is who in that sentence.

As a country you're better off without those who are so ignorant and misguided that they believe Palin and Beck would run the country well. Maybe there's a psalm for that.

I would support a Bachman/Beck ticket. The jam sessions would be epic.

GraysonAC: From an outspide perspective, farkwads like Beck just make the USA, which is a great place, look like a retarded ass-backwards shiathole.

Parts of it ARE retarded ass-backwards shiatholes. I bring to your attention the entire state of Kansas.

Newsmax: If a nation is to be judged by how it treats "the least of these," where are we at as a country right now?

Palin: We are to be judged by how we treat the least of these. In my mind that's ... those with special-needs, our elderly, it's our soon-to-be-born babies.

I didn't realize our retarded, our grandmas and our zygotes were at such a disadvantage in today's America.

Infinite Monkeys In Front Of A Computer: Newsmax: If a nation is to be judged by how it treats "the least of these," where are we at as a country right now?

Palin: We are to be judged by how we treat the least of these. In my mind that's ... those with special-needs, our elderly, it's our soon-to-be-born babies.

I didn't realize our retarded, our grandmas and our zygotes were at such a disadvantage in today's America.

And yet she's against health care reform.

I would love it, but it doesn't seem like the sort of thing that Beck would go for.

50mm: Parts of it ARE retarded ass-backwards shiatholes. I bring to your attention the entire state of Kansas.

Yeah, but there's a difference between there being certain areas where the lower end of the curve congregate, and one of your two important political parties being championed by it.

There's a good number of intelligent Republicans, and the idea of those folks getting passed over in place of bigoted talking-heads.. bleh.

Good for comedy, not good for your country (or the rest of the world).

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I would support a Bachman/Beck ticket. The jam sessions would be epic.

+1!

GraysonAC: 50mm: Parts of it ARE retarded ass-backwards shiatholes. I bring to your attention the entire state of Kansas.

Yeah, but there's a difference between there being certain areas where the lower end of the curve congregate, and one of your two important political parties being championed by it.

There's a good number of intelligent Republicans, and the idea of those folks getting passed over in place of bigoted talking-heads.. bleh.

Good for comedy, not good for your country (or the rest of the world).

True. It's certainly an amusing spiral of doom. They're all but saying "rational people need not apply" at this point.

As a life long republican....

If that happened..I might have to move to Canada...or Mexico...I hate snow.

50mm: GraysonAC: From an outspide perspective, farkwads like Beck just make the USA, which is a great place, look like a retarded ass-backwards shiathole.

Parts of it ARE retarded ass-backwards shiatholes. I bring to your attention the entire state of Kansas.

HEY ASSHOLE, ahhhh damnit you're right.

sunbird: Won't happen. Republicans won't vote for a Mormon. But that's okay, because there are plenty of crazies sarah could pick under the freeway.

They *might* vote for a scientologist though.

/Obligatory

Beck would bristle at having to a) give up his show, and b) take the lower half of the ticket.

Gosling: Beck would bristle at having to a) give up his show, and b) take the lower half of the ticket.

Really? I heard he was a bottom.

Just like an alcoholic, America won't really progress forward until it hits rock bottom. With Palin/Bachmann, we'd be a despotic fascist regime within months and the resultant clash with the civilized world would lay us low. Then, like Germany and Japan before us, a new progressive nation would be born from the ashes.

And besides, the carpet bombing campaigns would help rid us of our eyesore suburban landscapes.

Why isn't Beck investigating Sarah Palin's ties to anti-American groups? Surely, her palling around with a known secessionist, actually farking him at least five times, is something to be worried about.

I thought he loved his country!

So what you're saying is the world really is ending in 2012?

CitizenTed: Just like an alcoholic, America won't really progress forward until it hits rock bottom.

It's hard to fathom going much lower than a Bush/Cheney administration for 8 years.

Well, should that happen, that would be the first time I'd vote Democrat or Independent in a Presidential election since 1996.

/surely to goodness the Republican party is sma...well, not lately they're not

I'm not a religious man, but I'll pray for this.

Only if we can have them against Stewart/Colbert.

Wow, a whiny, crying biatch who has a whole Sahara worth of vaginal sand...and Sarah Palin.

mcsestretch: Well, should that happen, that would be the first time I'd vote Democrat or Independent in a Presidential election since 1996.

/surely to goodness the Republican party is sma...well, not lately they're not

...so in other words, you voted for Bush twice? I think you thereby lack standing to crack wise about the smarts of the Republican Party (or anyone else).

Why would Beck give up the power he now possesses? Oh yeah, he's an idiot that's why. I forgot.

I would so vote for this ticket just to sit back and enjoy the show for the next 4 years.

CitizenTed: Just like an alcoholic, America won't really progress forward until it hits rock bottom. With Palin/Bachmann, we'd be a despotic fascist regime within months and the resultant clash with the civilized world would lay us low. Then, like Germany and Japan before us, a new progressive nation would be born from the ashes.

Wouldn't happen. The few countries that are powerful enough to pick up the pieces after that kind of fall aren't really countries that we would want to emulate.

ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease ohpleaseohplease!

Taku: Only if we can have them against Stewart/Colbert.

And then while that happens we can have the real election in peace.

Barbigazi: Taku: Only if we can have them against Stewart/Colbert.

And then while that happens we can have the real election in peace.

Who better to distract them then another pair of song and dance. There could also be punch and pie.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: It's hard to fathom going much lower than a Bush/Cheney administration for 8 years.

Beck is way worse than Bush. Bush was (imo) an idiot, but he was a generally genial one. Beck is rabid, frothing stupidity.

GraysonAC: Beck is way worse than Bush. Bush was (imo) an idiot, but he was a generally genial one. Beck is rabid, frothing stupidity.

I think you give Beck less credit than he deserves. He knows exactly what he's doing. I doubt he believes half the bullshiat that comes out his mouth, he just knows it will get him ratings.

Oh please oh please oh please oh please!!!!!

Taku: Barbigazi: Taku: Only if we can have them against Stewart/Colbert.

And then while that happens we can have the real election in peace.

Who better to distract them then another pair of song and dance. There could also be punch and pie.


My prediction is there will be a parade of farktards like the California Recall election, f*cking porn stars, gary coleman what have you. Meanwhile a sensible moderate (like Conan the barbarian) will sneak in the back door to win the nomination.

Never happen. Beck won't want any further digging into that rumor that he...Let's just say he wouldn't want to resurect that particular dead horse. Or young girl.

Visualingo: GraysonAC: Beck is way worse than Bush. Bush was (imo) an idiot, but he was a generally genial one. Beck is rabid, frothing stupidity.

I think you give Beck less credit than he deserves. He knows exactly what he's doing. I doubt he believes half the bullshiat that comes out his mouth, he just knows it will get him ratings.

Don't ascribe to savvy that which can more easily be explained by crazy.

No. No. No. No. No. A thousand times NO.

That would be fantastic! Palin could quit halfway through the race, and Beck could blubber endlessly about it.

It'll never happen. Beck is too shrewd for that kind of nonsense. He has a sweet, sweet little scam running on America's stupidest 20%, and he sure as hell isn't going to risk that with something as impossible as a political race.

sunbird: Republicans won't vote for a Mormon.

someone might want to tell mittens about that.

as much as i'd love a palin/beck run for the lulz alone, beck would never do it. it would require a massive pay cut and epic amounts of actual work. plus, he'd never debate anyone in a fair forum.

If anyone still doubts that Sarah Palin is one incredibly stupid fark, know that she thinks Glenn Beck is an admirable man who could make a good running mate for national office.

I rest my case.

jwa007
I would so vote for this ticket just to sit back and enjoy the show for the next 4 years.

Why do you hate America?
/a Presidency like that one would be catastrophic for the country

I think that would be AWESOME.

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thinks you know only one of those things.

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GraysonAC: From an outspide perspective, farkwads like Beck just make the USA, which is a great place, look like a retarded ass-backwards shiathole.

Looks more-or-less the same from inside, if it's any consolation. I miss the green eye-shade wearing skinflint heartless banker Republicans. The hyperventilating persecution complex paranoid zealot Republicans that have replaced them are oh-so-much worse.

Barbigazi: Taku: Barbigazi: Taku: Only if we can have them against Stewart/Colbert.

And then while that happens we can have the real election in peace.

Who better to distract them then another pair of song and dance. There could also be punch and pie.


My prediction is there will be a parade of farktards like the California Recall election, f*cking porn stars, gary coleman what have you. Meanwhile a sensible moderate (like Conan the barbarian) will sneak in the back door to win the nomination.

Is there anything actors can't do?

Taku: Barbigazi: Taku: Barbigazi: Taku: Only if we can have them against Stewart/Colbert.

And then while that happens we can have the real election in peace.

Who better to distract them then another pair of song and dance. There could also be punch and pie.


My prediction is there will be a parade of farktards like the California Recall election, f*cking porn stars, gary coleman what have you. Meanwhile a sensible moderate (like Conan the barbarian) will sneak in the back door to win the nomination.

Is there anything actors can't do?

Seem intelligent in an interview.

SusanIvanova: GraysonAC: From an outspide perspective, farkwads like Beck just make the USA, which is a great place, look like a retarded ass-backwards shiathole.

Looks more-or-less the same from inside, if it's any consolation. I miss the green eye-shade wearing skinflint heartless banker Republicans. The hyperventilating persecution complex paranoid zealot Republicans that have replaced them are oh-so-much worse.

Man, if they were heartless but had sound plans and knew how to handle money I'd be at peace with it in about 2 seconds. Unfortunately emotion sells much better to angry teenagers and stupid rednecks.

Diogenes: Visualingo: GraysonAC: Beck is way worse than Bush. Bush was (imo) an idiot, but he was a generally genial one. Beck is rabid, frothing stupidity.

I think you give Beck less credit than he deserves. He knows exactly what he's doing. I doubt he believes half the bullshiat that comes out his mouth, he just knows it will get him ratings.

Don't ascribe to savvy that which can more easily be explained by crazy.

This. Perhaps it's just that I'd rather believe in Occam's razor, and that Beck is just crazy. It's preferable to thinking that he's willing to spew his kind of rhetoric with malicious, self-aggrandizing intent.

TLDNR: I'd rather Beck be dumb and crazy than smart and evil.