Preemptive Giada strike to restore order to the universe:

markie_farkie: Preemptive Giada strike to restore order to the universe:

She's a bobble head and has a weird smile, but damn those tittays.

Yay! Nigella and Giada thread!

Meh, kitchen fight!

markie_farkie: Preemptive Giada strike to restore order to the universe:

I came here to offer some sort of comment on this topic, but I'll be damned if I can remember what it was.

FTA: Says Ray, "I'd rather eat Martha's than mine, too."

Um, I'm pretty sure I'd rather eat Rachael's.

Oh, wait...they meant her COOKING.

Rachael Ray is the Hydrox to her Oreo
Rachel Ray is the US Magazine to Martha Stewart's

Wait, so she's saying that Rachael Ray makes things that taste better?

puffy999: Wait, so she's saying that Rachael Ray makes things that taste better?

Heh. I was wondering how long it would take before the first Hydrox fan showed up to defend the Betamax of cookies.

Nabb1: Heh. I was wondering how long it would take before the first Hydrox fan showed up to defend the Betamax of cookies.

I've never actually had them... I just hear they have a strong fanbase.

Honestly, I thought Hydrox was a detergent or something, until I saw the cookies. I'm not too old, and I don't remember ever seeing or hearing about them where I grew up.

That sounds about right. Martha and Rachael are both mediocre mass market dreck.

I'd like to see Anthony Bourdain smack the shiat out of both of them.

/on pay per view

Eddie Adams from Torrance: That sounds about right. Martha and Rachael are both mediocre mass market dreck.

I'd like to see Anthony Bourdain smack the shiat out of both of them.

/on pay per view

You can tell when a TV chef is good; they jump ship to the Travel channel.

Martha Stewart needs to go away.
Rachel Ray I would make do wonderfully dirty things.

/as long as she didn't talk
//*shudders*

markie_farkie: Preemptive Giada strike to restore order to the universe:

She is the embodiment of an orange on a toothpick.

UNC_Samurai: You can tell when a TV chef is good; they jump ship to the Travel channel.

Well, that's not always the case - Mario Batali and Masaharu Morimoto are still on the Food Network, and they're beyond awesome.

manimal2878: markie_farkie: Preemptive Giada strike to restore order to the universe:

She is the embodiment of an orange on a toothpick.

Sure, an orange on a toothpick with a set of spectacular breasts.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'd like to see Anthony Bourdain smack the shiat out of both of them.

Bourdain and Rachael Ray have ended their feud and get along now...

Ahhh, my favorite Giada moment evar!! Link (new window)

I bet.

do NOT fark with Martha. She will cut you

Hey, barely competent is still competent!

so.... they both like being double-teamed by black guys?

*shudder*

Rachael Ray = can cook, easy on the eyes, has a personality

Martha Stewart = Scary-looking jailbird promoting cheap K-Sears bobbles, makes children cry

John Coyote: so.... they both like being double-teamed by black guys?

*shudder*

snert

Wouldn't it be Martha's the Hydrox and Rachael is the Oreo? The Hydrox was out first, like Martha, but the Oreo became better known, which I can't for certainly say is the case with Rachael.

I'd rather eat a bowl of Cheerios with Rachael Ray than a seven course meal with Martha Stewart.

Enhanced or not, I'd MILF the hell out of her.

That's OK. I'd far rather eat Rachael than Martha.

However, a Giada/Rachael sandwich -- that would be one yum-o treat.

/sets aside a bottle of EVOO and a rubber sheet

Rachel Ray's line of cookware is probably the worst-designed stuff I've ever seen sold in stores.

Not that Martha's K-Mart line is exactly the best.

oldebayer: Rachel Ray's line of cookware is probably the worst-designed stuff I've ever seen sold in stores.

Not that Martha's K-Mart line is exactly the best.

Word to the wise: stay away from any cookware bearing the name of a celebrity chef. I'm not saying there isn't some quality stuff out there, but most of it is crap.

I have considered getting one of Mario Batali's Le Creuset knock-offs, though.

Nabb1: stay away from any cookware bearing the name of a celebrity chef. I'm not saying there isn't some quality stuff out there, but most of it is crap.

I... I have Emerilware. There, I admited it.

it's very good.

made by all clad

_{still embarrassed.}

Calmamity: Nabb1: stay away from any cookware bearing the name of a celebrity chef. I'm not saying there isn't some quality stuff out there, but most of it is crap.

I... I have Emerilware. There, I admited it.

it's very good.

made by all clad

still embarrassed.

Don't be. I got my brother and his wife a set of that as a wedding gift off of their registry. It's good stuff. It's made by All Clad. That's one reason I qualified it, but I sort of have some issues with Emeril... long story.

Giada's got a big farkin' head. And I hate how she busts out the Italian accent randomly, but speaks perfect English otherwise.

And Rachel Ray is Hitler.

Since this is a food thread, I would like to go on record as saying that I would like to pork Rachel Ray.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: do NOT fark with Martha. She will cutshank you

FTFY

Martha does have the best claim here. Afterall, she apparently loved Oreos so much that she adopted a clothing style inspired by the Oreo for five months straight.

oldebayer: Rachel Ray's line of cookware is probably the worst-designed stuff I've ever seen sold in stores.

Not that Martha's K-Mart line is exactly the best.

I got a ton of it for free from Coke rewards. The stuff isn't the best, but for free it's pretty damn nice.

And she is hot. And Martha is not.

Nabb1: Calmamity: Nabb1: stay away from any cookware bearing the name of a celebrity chef. I'm not saying there isn't some quality stuff out there, but most of it is crap.

I... I have Emerilware. There, I admited it.

it's very good.

made by all clad

still embarrassed.

Don't be.

We have the anodized aluminum ones with the non-stick coating.. (Wedding Gift)

Good for everyday use, but I still need to get a stainless-steel one with no coating for deglazing sauces. Nothing works better!

Some Alton Brown for the ladies...







/hot like AB

So basically, they're exactly the same except Martha has a better marketing campaign?

Got it.

John Coyote: so.... they both like being double-teamed by black guys?

*shudder*

+1+

markie_farkie: I still need to get a stainless-steel one with no coating for deglazing sauces.

That's what we have, and I have been very happy with them, performance-wise.

And Martha knows about giving unqualified boobs their own shows. Example, her own crotch fruit and her commentary on old Marth Stewart shows. That's power

That article made me even more of a fan of Rachel Ray. She always struck me as energetic and fun, but she's also quite deferential and humble.

Even though it may be true, I'm a little disappointed that Martha Stewart said those things about Rachel Ray. She could have been more gracious about it.

Martha Stewart says the barely kitchen-competent Rachael Ray is the Hydrox to her Oreo

Hydrox, Oreo, who cares what we call RR? I would take that cookie out of the box, set it gently down on the table and slowly, slowly open it up to reveal the deletable creamy middle. Extending my tounge to its maximum length, I would bury my face right in the center and lap down all the sweet sugary goodness. Then I would dip the rest in milk, lick off of every drop, and one at a time, put those round tasty treats in my mouth and suck down their very essence.

Just wanted to say that Hydrox taste way better than Oreo's!!

Persnickety: Martha Stewart says the barely kitchen-competent Rachael Ray is the Hydrox to her Oreo

Hydrox, Oreo, who cares what we call RR? I would take that cookie out of the box, set it gently down on the table and slowly, slowly open it up to reveal the deletable creamy middle. Extending my tounge to its maximum length, I would bury my face right in the center and lap down all the sweet sugary goodness. Then I would dip the rest in milk, lick off of every drop, and one at a time, put those round tasty treats in my mouth and suck down their very essence.

FAP

I've never had Hydrox. However, I can say that Neuman-os are better than Oreos. The cookie is not overly sweet, the filling is smooth, and the cookie doesn't crumble when you twist the two halves apart.

My crazy ex girlfriend had this to say about Rachel Ray: "I like her, she strikes me as someone that's peppy and happy all the time in public and then just goes home and cries for hours."

I was never quite sure why that made her more likeable, but I agree that RR could be that kind of person.

I despise Rachel Ray for the following reasons:
- she happily pimps inane mediocrity to the unwashed masses
- her damaged voice (seriously, give the voice a rest and let your vocal cords heal!)
- EVOO? Really? FML.

I mostly hate the fact that so many people love her (for the first reason cited above).

Martha Stewart is an overpriviledged woman who has amazing knowledge on how to run a household. Anyone hating Martha should probably also be hating Nigella and Giada.