She's just denying that it's leather she'll be wearing. It will actually be skintight latex.

Well, she is Canadian...

I'll start this off.....Who?

Lego Pirate: Well, she is Canadian...

I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

Lego Pirate: Well, she is Canadian...

Well Canada is part of America...

I'll start this off..... Fap.

The fact there will be a Spiderman 4 is reason enough to hate America.

Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I would think having anything to do with Spider-Man 4 has more to do with hating America. I'm still not recovered from just how bad 3 turned out to be.

Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

If there is a Spiderman 4, the terrorist win.

Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd tap her trunk for some sticky sap.

while I think she's attractive, I'd go for someone with a bigger bust.

Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

She can cannibalize my John Franklin.

Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

Hatman013: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

She can cannibalize my John Franklin.

I'd like to see her Canuck

carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I liked her better as a blonde (Mean Girls).

The Crepes of Wrath: carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.


I'd knock my puck into her goal.

I wouldn't kick her oot of bed.

The Crepes of Wrath: carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

I would make sweet, tender love to her.



/In the pooper

I'd give her the Old King Clancy before she knew what hit her.

I'd hoser

Dorf11: The Crepes of Wrath: carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd assault her Vimy Ridge.

/Wut?

blockbustarhymes: Dorf11: The Crepes of Wrath: carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I think I got that backwards.

Ah, whatever. I'd make canadian bacon with her

Dorf11: The Crepes of Wrath: carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

I'd club her seal

ihatedumbpeople: while I think she's attractive, I'd go for someone with a bigger bust.

Well, it's pretty universal in comics, but I always find it remarkable that Spiderman's girlfriends are such imposing women when he's often drawn as a pretty scrawny (though muscular) guy. I mean, they're busty and hippy cheesecake, but they're also as ripped as he is. Both Watson and Hardy actually usually look bigger and tougher than Parker.... which kind of makes sense for the character. Having these farking Amazon builds kind of hits home that they're out of his league.

Of course, all Hollywood women are petite little bags of antlers, so no matter what that's not going to happen.

Hatman013: I'd assault her Vimy Ridge.

/Wut?

I'd hose 'er.

/slinks away ashamed

blockbustarhymes: Dorf11: The Crepes of Wrath: carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd stick it in her eh.

abhorrent1: hoser

knumbersix: Hatman013: I'd assault her Vimy Ridge.

/Wut?

I'd hose 'er.

/slinks away ashamed


I FAIL

LandOfChocolate: Dorf11: The Crepes of Wrath: carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

I'd club her seal

I'd let her peat my re..ah fark it.

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd hose her jelly donut, hoser

LandOfChocolate: LandOfChocolate: Dorf11: The Crepes of Wrath: carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

I'd club her seal

I'd let her peat my re..ah fark it.

I want to lick that neatly trimmed Regina

aintsobad: I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd hose her jelly donut, hoser

I'd kiss her Sasquatch

ihatedumbpeople: while I think she's attractive, I'd go for someone with a bigger bust.

If she's not up for it then I'd like to nominate Rachel Nichols.

Pants_Optional: I liked her better as a blonde (Mean Girls).

While I hate admitting I watched Wedding Crashers, I thought she looked incredibly hot in it (as a brunette).

loathable cockroach: I wouldn't kick her oot of bed.

Thread over. You win.

my god you guys are a bunch of f@gs







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Hopefully this means that a fourth season of Slings and Arrows can be put together.

/I can dream, damnit!
//perchance.

clusterfrak: aintsobad: I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd hose her jelly donut, hoser

I'd kiss her Sasquatch

I'd fark her so hard Don Cherry would give me two thumbs up with a "beautiful, boy I tell ya"

I'd let her keep trying to make "fetch" happen.

Thudfark: clusterfrak: aintsobad: I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd hose her jelly donut, hoser

I'd kiss her Sasquatch

I'd fark her so hard Don Cherry would give me two thumbs up with a "beautiful, boy I tell ya"i>

I'd do it while wearing a visor and an Ovechkin jersey, just to piss off Don Cherry

Hatman013: Thudfark: clusterfrak: aintsobad: I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd hose her jelly donut, hoser

I'd kiss her Sasquatch

I'd fark her so hard Don Cherry would give me two thumbs up with a "beautiful, boy I tell ya"i>

I'd do it while wearing a visor and an Ovechkin jersey, just to piss off Don Cherry

That's just mean......

actually, she was my pick for Harley Quinn.



then i considered stacy keibler



maybe they should wrestle in jello for it.

/for the visual, you are welcome.

Hatman013: Thudfark: clusterfrak: aintsobad: I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd hose her jelly donut, hoser

I'd kiss her Sasquatch

I'd fark her so hard Don Cherry would give me two thumbs up with a "beautiful, boy I tell ya"i>

I'd do it while wearing a visor and an Ovechkin jersey, just to piss off Don Cherry

I'd have her calling me The Great One.

Hatman013: Thudfark: clusterfrak: aintsobad: I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd hose her jelly donut, hoser

I'd kiss her Sasquatch

I'd fark her so hard Don Cherry would give me two thumbs up with a "beautiful, boy I tell ya"i>

I'd do it while wearing a visor and an Ovechkin jersey, just to piss off Don Cherry

I'd stand her up against a wall naked and throw ping pong balls at her

aintsobad: I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd hose her jelly donut, hoser


I'd punch that doughnut... (new window)

I remembered her from Wedding Crashers, and wondered why I never saw her in anything else. Then I checked her IMDB page and realized she only stars in films that range from mediocre to s**t:

The Time Traveler's Wife (2009)
State of Play (2009)
The Lucky Ones (2008)
Married Life (2007)
The Family Stone (2005)
Red Eye (2005)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
The Notebook (2004)
Mean Girls (2004)

Keep in mind she turned down the Pepper Potts role in Iron Man, because I guess working with Jon Favreau and Robert Downey Jr. on a guaranteed mega-hit wasn't as appealing as working with the immortal Robert Schwentke. And now she's blowing off Sam Raimi? If she doesn't want the part, that's a good sign, because she seems averse to parts in successful/ entertaining films.

/SM3 wasn't that bad
//how could we live without "soooo goood"?