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(Contact Music) Followup Rachel McAdams dismisses rumors that she will suit up in skintight leather and portray Black Cat in Spider-Man 4, proving once and for all that Rachel McAdams hates America   (contactmusic.com) divider line 155
More: Followup, Rachel McAdams, black cats, Spider-Man, Tobey Maguire, alter-ego, leading ladies, Entertainment Weekly, Julia Stiles  

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GurneyHalleck [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 01:30:32 PM  
She's just denying that it's leather she'll be wearing. It will actually be skintight latex.

 
Lego Pirate 2009-11-18 01:40:26 PM  
Well, she is Canadian...

 
mentallo69 2009-11-18 02:06:54 PM  
I'll start this off.....Who?

 
Hatman013 2009-11-18 02:09:05 PM  
Lego Pirate: Well, she is Canadian...

I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

 
loathable cockroach 2009-11-18 02:09:23 PM  
Lego Pirate: Well, she is Canadian...

Well Canada is part of America...

 
jerkobson 2009-11-18 02:09:35 PM  
ithacaishome.typepad.com

I'll start this off..... Fap.

 
Contrabulous Flabtraption 2009-11-18 02:13:11 PM  
The fact there will be a Spiderman 4 is reason enough to hate America.

 
GavinTheAlmighty 2009-11-18 02:13:25 PM  
Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...


I'd claw her beaver.

 
Hatman013 2009-11-18 02:14:17 PM  
GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.


I'd club her seal

 
Shrugging Atlas 2009-11-18 02:17:14 PM  
I would think having anything to do with Spider-Man 4 has more to do with hating America. I'm still not recovered from just how bad 3 turned out to be.

 
Blasphemous Knave 2009-11-18 02:17:37 PM  
Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal


I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

 
HI-FYE 2009-11-18 02:17:57 PM  
If there is a Spiderman 4, the terrorist win.

 
Crudbucket 2009-11-18 02:18:29 PM  
Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.


I'd tap her trunk for some sticky sap.

 
ihatedumbpeople 2009-11-18 02:18:32 PM  
while I think she's attractive, I'd go for someone with a bigger bust.

 
Hatman013 2009-11-18 02:19:00 PM  
Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.


She can cannibalize my John Franklin.

 
carnifex2005 2009-11-18 02:19:16 PM  
Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.


I'd slurp up her poutine.

 
hocho064 2009-11-18 02:20:23 PM  
Hatman013: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

She can cannibalize my John Franklin.


I'd like to see her Canuck

 
The Crepes of Wrath 2009-11-18 02:20:30 PM  
carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.


I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

 
Pants_Optional 2009-11-18 02:20:32 PM  
I liked her better as a blonde (Mean Girls).

 
loathable cockroach 2009-11-18 02:22:10 PM  
The Crepes of Wrath: carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.



I'd knock my puck into her goal.

I wouldn't kick her oot of bed.

 
Dorf11 2009-11-18 02:22:32 PM  
The Crepes of Wrath: carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.


I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

 
Kid Lester 2009-11-18 02:22:57 PM  
I would make sweet, tender love to her.



/In the pooper

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 02:23:40 PM  
I'd give her the Old King Clancy before she knew what hit her.

 
abhorrent1 2009-11-18 02:24:14 PM  
I'd hoser

 
blockbustarhymes 2009-11-18 02:24:21 PM  
Dorf11: The Crepes of Wrath: carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.


One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

 
Hatman013 2009-11-18 02:24:27 PM  
I'd assault her Vimy Ridge.

/Wut?

 
blockbustarhymes 2009-11-18 02:25:21 PM  
blockbustarhymes: Dorf11: The Crepes of Wrath: carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink


I think I got that backwards.

Ah, whatever. I'd make canadian bacon with her

 
LandOfChocolate [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 02:26:36 PM  
Dorf11: The Crepes of Wrath: carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.


I'd club her seal

 
Pxtl 2009-11-18 02:26:47 PM  
ihatedumbpeople: while I think she's attractive, I'd go for someone with a bigger bust.

Well, it's pretty universal in comics, but I always find it remarkable that Spiderman's girlfriends are such imposing women when he's often drawn as a pretty scrawny (though muscular) guy. I mean, they're busty and hippy cheesecake, but they're also as ripped as he is. Both Watson and Hardy actually usually look bigger and tougher than Parker.... which kind of makes sense for the character. Having these farking Amazon builds kind of hits home that they're out of his league.

Of course, all Hollywood women are petite little bags of antlers, so no matter what that's not going to happen.

 
knumbersix 2009-11-18 02:26:49 PM  
Hatman013: I'd assault her Vimy Ridge.

/Wut?


I'd hose 'er.

/slinks away ashamed

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 02:27:36 PM  
blockbustarhymes: Dorf11: The Crepes of Wrath: carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink


I'd stick it in her eh.

 
knumbersix 2009-11-18 02:28:54 PM  
abhorrent1: hoser

knumbersix: Hatman013: I'd assault her Vimy Ridge.

/Wut?

I'd hose 'er.

/slinks away ashamed



I FAIL

 
LandOfChocolate [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 02:29:22 PM  
LandOfChocolate: Dorf11: The Crepes of Wrath: carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

I'd club her seal


I'd let her peat my re..ah fark it.

i48.tinypic.com

 
aintsobad 2009-11-18 02:32:01 PM  
I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink


I'd hose her jelly donut, hoser

 
howdyyall9999 2009-11-18 02:36:01 PM  
LandOfChocolate: LandOfChocolate: Dorf11: The Crepes of Wrath: carnifex2005: Blasphemous Knave: Hatman013: GavinTheAlmighty: Hatman013: I'd go North of her border...I mean...she can go south of my border any time...

I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

I'd club her seal

I'd let her peat my re..ah fark it.


I want to lick that neatly trimmed Regina

 
clusterfrak 2009-11-18 02:37:25 PM  
aintsobad: I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd hose her jelly donut, hoser


I'd kiss her Sasquatch

 
boko 2009-11-18 02:40:11 PM  
ihatedumbpeople: while I think she's attractive, I'd go for someone with a bigger bust.

If she's not up for it then I'd like to nominate Rachel Nichols.

 
Quasar [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 02:40:59 PM  
Pants_Optional: I liked her better as a blonde (Mean Girls).

While I hate admitting I watched Wedding Crashers, I thought she looked incredibly hot in it (as a brunette).

 
wbgraphic 2009-11-18 02:49:11 PM  
loathable cockroach: I wouldn't kick her oot of bed.

Thread over. You win.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 02:49:15 PM  
my god you guys are a bunch of f@gs

www.hotflick.net

www.hogrockcafe.com

www.hogrockcafe.com

nsfw

 
KingMarmot 2009-11-18 02:50:48 PM  
Hopefully this means that a fourth season of Slings and Arrows can be put together.

/I can dream, damnit!
//perchance.

 
Thudfark 2009-11-18 02:53:17 PM  
clusterfrak: aintsobad: I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd hose her jelly donut, hoser

I'd kiss her Sasquatch


I'd fark her so hard Don Cherry would give me two thumbs up with a "beautiful, boy I tell ya"

 
The Why Not Guy [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 02:54:02 PM  
I'd let her keep trying to make "fetch" happen.

 
Hatman013 2009-11-18 02:54:56 PM  
Thudfark: clusterfrak: aintsobad: I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd hose her jelly donut, hoser

I'd kiss her Sasquatch

I'd fark her so hard Don Cherry would give me two thumbs up with a "beautiful, boy I tell ya"i>


I'd do it while wearing a visor and an Ovechkin jersey, just to piss off Don Cherry

 
Thudfark 2009-11-18 02:57:31 PM  
Hatman013: Thudfark: clusterfrak: aintsobad: I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd hose her jelly donut, hoser

I'd kiss her Sasquatch

I'd fark her so hard Don Cherry would give me two thumbs up with a "beautiful, boy I tell ya"i>

I'd do it while wearing a visor and an Ovechkin jersey, just to piss off Don Cherry


That's just mean......

 
ramen_for_all [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 02:59:43 PM  
actually, she was my pick for Harley Quinn.

cdn.channel.aol.com

then i considered stacy keibler

tvmedia.ign.com

maybe they should wrestle in jello for it.

/for the visual, you are welcome.

 
TheAnvil 2009-11-18 03:00:31 PM  
Hatman013: Thudfark: clusterfrak: aintsobad: I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd hose her jelly donut, hoser

I'd kiss her Sasquatch

I'd fark her so hard Don Cherry would give me two thumbs up with a "beautiful, boy I tell ya"i>

I'd do it while wearing a visor and an Ovechkin jersey, just to piss off Don Cherry


I'd have her calling me The Great One.

 
eviljimbo 2009-11-18 03:00:53 PM  
Hatman013: Thudfark: clusterfrak: aintsobad: I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd hose her jelly donut, hoser

I'd kiss her Sasquatch

I'd fark her so hard Don Cherry would give me two thumbs up with a "beautiful, boy I tell ya"i>

I'd do it while wearing a visor and an Ovechkin jersey, just to piss off Don Cherry


I'd stand her up against a wall naked and throw ping pong balls at her

 
Caeldan 2009-11-18 03:14:02 PM  
aintsobad: I'd mountie her?

/Hmm...

I'd claw her beaver.

I'd club her seal

I'd navigate her Northwest Passage.

I'd slurp up her poutine.

I'd insert my penis in her vagina.

I would rest a beer on her back while watching Hockey Night in Canada.

One Looney in the Pink, A Tooney in the Stink

I'd hose her jelly donut, hoser



I'd punch that doughnut...
(new window)

 
bukketmaster 2009-11-18 03:16:59 PM  
I remembered her from Wedding Crashers, and wondered why I never saw her in anything else. Then I checked her IMDB page and realized she only stars in films that range from mediocre to s**t:

The Time Traveler's Wife (2009)
State of Play (2009)
The Lucky Ones (2008)
Married Life (2007)
The Family Stone (2005)
Red Eye (2005)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
The Notebook (2004)
Mean Girls (2004)

Keep in mind she turned down the Pepper Potts role in Iron Man, because I guess working with Jon Favreau and Robert Downey Jr. on a guaranteed mega-hit wasn't as appealing as working with the immortal Robert Schwentke. And now she's blowing off Sam Raimi? If she doesn't want the part, that's a good sign, because she seems averse to parts in successful/ entertaining films.

/SM3 wasn't that bad
//how could we live without "soooo goood"?

 
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