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(Mirror.co.uk) Unlikely Lindsay Lohan: No, that's not me doing coke in that bathroom. It's some other washed-out bottle blonde with bad skin and a doomed look in her eye   (3am.co.uk) divider line 79
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veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 01:12:02 PM  
It's some other washed-out bottle blonde with bad skin and a doomed look splooge in her eye

67.18.219.83

/ FTFY

 
GurneyHalleck [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 01:28:43 PM  
Like we needed video evidence to know she does blow.

 
trouzourt [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 01:40:26 PM  
LINDSAY IF YOU EVER READ THIS..
COME TO MY HOUSE, I WILL CLEAN YOU UP, AND TAKE CARE OF YOU.
I THINK YOUR AWESOME.

 
Handsome B. Wonderful 2009-11-18 02:29:47 PM  
trouzourt: LINDSAY IF YOU EVER READ THIS..
COME TO MY HOUSE, I WILL CLEAN YOU UP, AND TAKE CARE OF YOU.
I THINK YOUR AWESOME.


I lolled.

 
McDonough35 2009-11-18 02:33:38 PM  
veedeevadeevoodee: It's some other washed-out bottle blonde with bad skin and a doomed look splooge in her eye

I could watch that for hours. I lol every time I see Batman bouncing around.

 
Kornchex [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 02:34:08 PM  
trouzourt: LINDSAY IF YOU EVER READ THIS..
COME TO MY HOUSE, I WILL CLEAN YOU UP, AND TAKE CARE OF YOU.
I THINK YOUR AWESOME.


You think her awesome what?

/had to be done.

 
peachpicker 2009-11-18 02:35:02 PM  
trouzourt: I THINK YOUR AWESOME.

Her awesome what? HER AWESOME WHAT??

 
LandOfChocolate [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 02:36:32 PM  
Ack, I don't want to go all "leave britney alone" here but wtf is up with the incessant lindsay lohan trolling?

Is there a group of submitters just waiting in the wind to grasp at any straw they can to denigrate her?

 
Ball of Confusion 2009-11-18 02:40:33 PM  
LandOfChocolate: Ack, I don't want to go all "leave britney alone" here but wtf is up with the incessant lindsay lohan trolling?

Is there a group of submitters just waiting in the wind to grasp at any straw they can to denigrate her?


Train wrecks are fun to watch as they happen.

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 02:41:36 PM  
Back when she was in The Parent Trap, I saw her & thought "she has the potential to grow up to be one hot sexy naughty babe" Then that Herbie Fully Loaded movie came out & it looked like she was well on her way; she had a nice rack, a sultry raspy voice, & the freckles didn't hurt either... and then it all went to shiat. *sigh*

So much potential, wasted. Such a pity.

She's fallen too far to ever recover fully either.

 
LeroyBourne 2009-11-18 02:42:53 PM  
Jihad!!!!
/throws perfectly good salsa.
//what a cool farking crew.

 
IdBeCrazyIf [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 02:43:35 PM  
schattenteufel: Back when she was in The Parent Trap, I saw her & thought "she has the potential to grow up to be one hot sexy naughty babe" Then that Herbie Fully Loaded movie came out & it looked like she was well on her way; she had a nice rack, a sultry raspy voice, & the freckles didn't hurt either... and then it all went to shiat. *sigh*

Nah.. even during Herbie it was obvious she was on the shiat and on the shiat hard.

Mean Girls.. that was the last she was drop dead stunning

 
clusterfrak 2009-11-18 02:48:12 PM  
2010 the year she goes full Dana Plato. Playboy has the blackbelt ninga photoshoppers, she'll look hot one last time.

 
JavanDane 2009-11-18 02:50:32 PM  
The only thing more used up than Lindsay Lohan is fark.com

 
Lloyd Braun 2009-11-18 02:50:57 PM  
Lindsay tweeted: "Hahaha x17online posted photos of NOT ME inside someone's bathroom, All negativity & bad karma..nice try though kids-u should do a deal with michael lohan sr :) a match made in heaven! perfect, he's religious! Thank you for keeping my company!"

Huh? These are the ramblings of a 23 year-old.

23!!!

 
peachpicker 2009-11-18 02:51:10 PM  
clusterfrak: ninga photoshoppers

4.bp.blogspot.com

 
tedbundee 2009-11-18 02:51:15 PM  
She was hot in "The Parent Trap". It all went downhill from there.

 
Reverend Otis 2009-11-18 02:51:33 PM  
LandOfChocolate: Ack, I don't want to go all "leave britney alone" here but wtf is up with the incessant lindsay lohan trolling?

Is there a group of submitters just waiting in the wind to grasp at any straw they can to denigrate her?


i376.photobucket.com

She must suffer to her last breath.

 
MCM 2009-11-18 02:52:57 PM  
As far as filming through an open window goes, what's the difference legally between what the paparazzi are doing and a peeping tom?

 
Krymson Tyde 2009-11-18 02:54:29 PM  
peachpicker: trouzourt: I THINK YOUR AWESOME.

Her awesome what? HER AWESOME WHAT??


i232.photobucket.com

 
clusterfrak 2009-11-18 02:56:52 PM  
Holy crap I mispelled Ninja.
Ninga = ninja dammit

 
Krymson Tyde 2009-11-18 02:58:14 PM  
MCM: As far as filming through an open window goes, what's the difference legally between what the paparazzi are doing and a peeping tom?

Good point.

I'll be back later.

 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 03:00:27 PM  
schattenteufel: Back when she was in The Parent Trap, I saw her & thought "she has the potential to grow up to be one hot sexy naughty babe"

Dude really? Really? Get help man. That's illegal in pretty much every country, even the Muslim ones.

 
clusterfrak 2009-11-18 03:00:50 PM  
MCM: As far as filming through an open window goes, what's the difference legally between what the paparazzi are doing and a peeping tom?

Masturbation?

 
Dr.Zom 2009-11-18 03:01:07 PM  
Ninga - Ginger Ninja

 
Pinner 2009-11-18 03:01:28 PM  
It's a ban, Maybe.

 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 03:03:50 PM  
img.slate.com

Mmmmm oh yea she's so hot! Look at those underdeveloped breasts! Mmmmm sh*t, work it girl.

 
psychoace 2009-11-18 03:08:35 PM  
Uh where is the video of her doing coke in the bathroom? I see video of a guy in the bathroom doing coke but not Lohan. She is at a house party that's for sure but I don't see her doing coke.

 
wpmulligan 2009-11-18 03:09:26 PM  
Lindsay's twin has certainly stayed out of the spotlight over the last 10 years.

 
Billzebub 2009-11-18 03:11:35 PM  
She's on her way to being the next Courtney Love!

You know it'll happen.

 
Genevieve Marie [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 03:12:59 PM  
If all Lindsay had to worry about was the coke, she wouldn't look nearly as bad as she does now. She's into basically everything by this point I would guess- meth, etc.

At least, Ted Casablancas seems to think so. It's been known for awhile that Morgan Mayhem from his blind items is Lindsay Lohan.

http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/search/label/Lindsay%20Lohan (new window)

 
BlorfMaster 2009-11-18 03:13:58 PM  
Natural redheads should never go bottle-blond.

thats like them bottle blond black ladies you see. It's just...weird and it clashes.

 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 03:14:04 PM  
wpmulligan: Lindsay's twin has certainly stayed out of the spotlight over the last 10 years.

She's a born again.

 
Crudbucket 2009-11-18 03:21:06 PM  
Krymson Tyde: peachpicker: trouzourt: I THINK YOUR AWESOME.

Her awesome what? HER AWESOME WHAT??


Yamgina?

 
solcofn [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 03:21:49 PM  
clusterfrak:
Ninga = ninja dammit


cdn.buzznet.com

Not amused.

 
tforbes 2009-11-18 03:24:12 PM  
psychoace: Uh where is the video of her doing coke in the bathroom? I see video of a guy in the bathroom doing coke but not Lohan. She is at a house party that's for sure but I don't see her doing coke.


no of course, a blonde that looks just like her is "hanging out" in the bathroom while multiple people stop in and do coke, but actually that blonde isnt Lindsay, its one of the other 3 blonde girls that look nothing like her.

or she was doing coke too.

you tell me which sounds more plausible.

 
peachpicker 2009-11-18 03:26:24 PM  
Crudbucket: Krymson Tyde: peachpicker: trouzourt: I THINK YOUR AWESOME.

Her awesome what? HER AWESOME WHAT??

Yamgina?


That's some hi-res yamgina, biatches...

 
Krymson Tyde 2009-11-18 03:33:55 PM  
Crudbucket: Krymson Tyde: peachpicker: trouzourt: I THINK YOUR AWESOME.

Her awesome what? HER AWESOME WHAT??

Yamgina?


Close...sweet potwato

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 03:34:36 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: schattenteufel: Back when she was in The Parent Trap, I saw her & thought "she has the potential to grow up to be one hot sexy naughty babe"

Dude really? Really? Get help man. That's illegal in pretty much every country, even the Muslim ones.


I said *potential*
I wouldn't hit it that young, but I can see that girl & speculate on what woman she might become. Nothing illegal about that (though maybe a little creepy).

 
peachpicker 2009-11-18 03:38:32 PM  
Krymson Tyde: Crudbucket: Krymson Tyde: peachpicker: trouzourt: I THINK YOUR AWESOME.

Her awesome what? HER AWESOME WHAT??

Yamgina?

Close...sweet potwato


LOL

 
BendOverIGotYourBack 2009-11-18 03:43:06 PM  
Handsome B. Wonderful: trouzourt: LINDSAY IF YOU EVER READ THIS..
COME TO MY HOUSE, I WILL CLEAN YOU UP, AND TAKE CARE OF YOU.
I THINK YOUR AWESOME.

I lolled.


Indeed, thank you.

 
psychoace 2009-11-18 03:45:48 PM  
tforbes: psychoace: Uh where is the video of her doing coke in the bathroom? I see video of a guy in the bathroom doing coke but not Lohan. She is at a house party that's for sure but I don't see her doing coke.


no of course, a blonde that looks just like her is "hanging out" in the bathroom while multiple people stop in and do coke, but actually that blonde isnt Lindsay, its one of the other 3 blonde girls that look nothing like her.

or she was doing coke too.

you tell me which sounds more plausible.



Where do you see a blonde girl in the bathroom doing coke? I see a brown hair guy with a hat on doing coke in the bathroom. And if your saying it's guilty by association then why does this guy need to go to the bathroom to do his coke and not just do it freely with everyone else? I hate Lohan as much as anyone else but I hate lying retarded paparazzi more.

 
tforbes 2009-11-18 03:51:46 PM  
psychoace: tforbes: psychoace: Uh where is the video of her doing coke in the bathroom? I see video of a guy in the bathroom doing coke but not Lohan. She is at a house party that's for sure but I don't see her doing coke.


no of course, a blonde that looks just like her is "hanging out" in the bathroom while multiple people stop in and do coke, but actually that blonde isnt Lindsay, its one of the other 3 blonde girls that look nothing like her.

or she was doing coke too.

you tell me which sounds more plausible.


Where do you see a blonde girl in the bathroom doing coke? I see a brown hair guy with a hat on doing coke in the bathroom. And if your saying it's guilty by association then why does this guy need to go to the bathroom to do his coke and not just do it freely with everyone else? I hate Lohan as much as anyone else but I hate lying retarded paparazzi more.



at the 7 second mark, that man clearly does coke.

at the 30 second mark someone was either giving the guy in the black hat a BJ, or doing a line. That is when said blonde girl is present. which rounds back to my original point that this "blonde girl" was either just in the bathroom (where we know there is coke) "hanging out", or herself doing coke.

no there is no video evidence of her, only of the first dude but if Lindsay isn't a coke head, she is sure wearing the uniform.

 
acaciaavenue 2009-11-18 03:52:00 PM  
LINDSAY IF YOU EVER READ THIS..
COME TO MY HOUSE, I WILL TAKE NAKED ART PICTURES OF YOU, AND TAKE CARE OF YOU.
I THINK YOUR AWESOME.

 
Krymson Tyde 2009-11-18 03:59:30 PM  
LINDSAY IF YOU EVER READ THIS..
DONT COME TO MY HOUSE IF YOU DO I WILL HAVE TO FUMIGATE IT. I USED TO THINK YOU WERE HOT AND THAT ID LIKE TO STAB YOU WITH MY PORK SWORD.
I THINK YOULL BE DEAD IN 5 YEARS.

 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 04:01:41 PM  
schattenteufel: I said *potential*
I wouldn't hit it that young, but I can see that girl & speculate on what woman she might become. Nothing illegal about that (though maybe a little creepy).


The "hot sexy naughty babe" comment did it though man. For shame.

 
olddeegee [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 04:03:49 PM  
trouzourt: LINDSAY IF YOU EVER READ THIS..
COME TO MY HOUSE, I WILL CLEAN YOU UP, AND TAKE CARE OF YOU.
I THINK YOUR AWESOME.


Why on Earth would you want to clean her up? Buzzed, drunk and horny...send her to my house.

 
thistime 2009-11-18 04:17:19 PM  
I thought it was already well established that she does coke. Thats like me finding a hidden video of michael jordan dunking or one of your mom and me... etc

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 04:19:57 PM  
i35.tinypic.com

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 04:27:44 PM  
When you are dumb enough to snort coke in front of an open window, and to hold a party full of very rich people without holding it somewhere with even the slightest security, this is what happens.

 
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