And he too, is black. Interesting.

At this point, we're just hoping to have enough players left on the team to finish out the season.

Doesn't UT typically signify the University of Texas?

Figured it was before I actually read the article, now I'm less interested since I can no longer make fun of the Texas graduates in my office for it.

Can we please find a way to distinguish UT as in University of Texas and UT as in whatever podunk crap cow-farking school they have in Tennessee?

/Seriously, nicknaming your school UT and using burnt orange as your school color? Ripoff much?

On the bright side, we're still not quite on pace with Florida or Georgia! (new window)

Seriously, guys, you are going to chase Monte back to the NFL if you don't knock it off.

He must not be very good. All the guys with talent get 'taken care of' by the boosters.

Abstruse: Can we please find a way to distinguish UT as in University of Texas and UT as in whatever podunk crap cow-farking school they have in Tennessee?

/Seriously, nicknaming your school UT and using burnt orange as your school color? Ripoff much?

University of Texas: established 1883
University of Tennessee: established 1794

Owned.

Abstruse: Can we please find a way to distinguish UT as in University of Texas and UT as in whatever podunk crap cow-farking school they have in Tennessee?

/Seriously, nicknaming your school UT and using burnt orange as your school color? Ripoff much?

University of Tennessee: First game was played in 1891. Colors were chosen from a recommendation of a player on the first squad.

University of Texas: First game was played in 1893. Original colors were gold and white and changed to burnt orange and white in 1895.

In short, STFU.

Abstruse: Can we please find a way to distinguish UT as in University of Texas and UT as in whatever podunk crap cow-farking school they have in Tennessee?

/Seriously, nicknaming your school UT and using burnt orange as your school color? Ripoff much?


University of Texas, established 1883.
University of Tennessee, established 1794.

Try again.

*bows* to hawkeye216

Beat me to it, Hawkeye.

And Tennessee would be sheep-farking. Texas would be the one with the cow-farking fetish.

hawkeye216: University of Texas: established 1883
University of Tennessee: established 1794

On top of that, Tennessee started using orange in 1891, and Texas didn't start until 1895.

EvilKatGurl: And Tennessee would be sheep-farking.

You take that back. We fcuck *goats*, thankyouverymuch.

Let's face it: If it weren't for a bunch of Tennesseans, there wouldn't even be a Texas. (Well, it would be part of Mexico). In short, STFU, Texas. We are your daddy.

Well, I guess the Vols really do want to compete with Florida?

hawkeye216: University of Texas: established 1883
University of Tennessee: established 1794

Owned.

volfan: University of Tennessee: First game was played in 1891. Colors were chosen from a recommendation of a player on the first squad.

University of Texas: First game was played in 1893. Original colors were gold and white and changed to burnt orange and white in 1895.

In short, STFU.

the_rev: University of Texas, established 1883.
University of Tennessee, established 1794.

Try again.

Yukon Cornelius: On top of that, Tennessee started using orange in 1891, and Texas didn't start until 1895.



I think all of you guys need one of these. Yours seems to be broken.

/Oh, and butthurt much that your team hasn't been ranked in...how many decades now?

Abstruse: /Oh, and butthurt much that your team hasn't been ranked in...how many decades now?

Seriously? Your team has one national championship in the last 30+ years (conveniently the same number as Tennessee) and suddenly you're the cock of the walk?

Abstruse: /Oh, and butthurt much that your team hasn't been ranked in...how many decades now?

Two years is less than a decade. I'm beginning to question the effectiveness of the Texas educational system.

bigpeeler: And he too, is black. Interesting.

I know!? Shoplifting at a department store? That's totally a white girl thing.

hawkeye216: Abstruse: Can we please find a way to distinguish UT as in University of Texas and UT as in whatever podunk crap cow-farking school they have in Tennessee?

/Seriously, nicknaming your school UT and using burnt orange as your school color? Ripoff much?

University of Texas: established 1883
University of Tennessee: established 1794

Owned.

Doh. Hawkeye, you beat me to it.

Also Tennessee's institutional colors are orange and white...just plain ole orange. The men's atheletic colors are Tennessee Orange and white. Not Burnt Orange. Auburn is Burnt Orange.

Abstruse:
/Oh, and butthurt much that your team hasn't been ranked in...how many decades now?

Texas has four national championships. Tennessee has six. Aren't you tired yet?

hawkeye216: Seriously? Your team has one national championship in the last 30+ years (conveniently the same number as Tennessee) and suddenly you're the cock of the walk?

About to be two in a month and a half or so. And how many BCS bowls have we won other than getting farked out of the national championship like last year?

the_rev: EvilKatGurl: And Tennessee would be sheep-farking.

You take that back. We fcuck *goats*, thankyouverymuch.

Yeah. Those "fainting" goats...now we know why they faint

/actually due to a chloride channel-1 defect

Abstruse: And how many BCS bowls have we won other than getting farked out of the national championship like last year?

I had no idea Mack Brown was a Farker.

Oh, and beating Ohio State in a bowl game is the college football equivalent of a participation trophy.

Abstruse: About to be two in a month and a half or so. And how many BCS bowls have we won other than getting farked out of the national championship like last year?

Who the fark is "we"? What did YOU have to do with any of that?

\Dumb Motherfarker

legion_of_doo: Well, I guess the Vols really do want to compete with Florida?

I think they beat FL. They've had about as many legal problems this month as FL had in the past couple of years. Stay classy, Kiffin.

/I guess he was full of shiat when he was talking about them having no discipline problems
//at least FL wins football games and has academic depts. that rank in the top 50 in their respective fields
///do find the "cow farking" masters program at TN to be top-notch, however

Oh, a football player? He probably won't even see probation. He'll be back flunking his classes and raping coeds in no time.

mloree: legion_of_doo: Well, I guess the Vols really do want to compete with Florida?

I think they beat FL. They've had about as many legal problems this month as FL had in the past couple of years. Stay classy, Kiffin.

Oh, please. Kiffin already kicked two off the squad, and that's on top of the trouble makers he ran off in the Spring. Urban Meyer would have suspended Richardson for the first quarter of the Vanderbilt game. He probably won't have as many issues with thugs when he gets to Notre Dame, though.

Texas will get knocked off by unranked Nebraska in the Big 12 title game.

pureobscure
2009-11-18 12:09:11 PM

Oh, a football player? He probably won't even see probation. He'll be back flunking his classes and raping coeds in no time.


still carrying around that high school nerd rage, eh?

gorbishof: Texas will get knocked off by unranked Nebraska in the Big 12 title game.

LOL! Anyway, what's up with the constant Texas hate from those Tennessee hillbillys. Get over it, your state is too shiatty to make fun of Texas. When coastal people do it they got more ammo, but Tennessee?

Nabb1: mloree: legion_of_doo: Well, I guess the Vols really do want to compete with Florida?

I think they beat FL. They've had about as many legal problems this month as FL had in the past couple of years. Stay classy, Kiffin.

Oh, please. Kiffin already kicked two off the squad, and that's on top of the trouble makers he ran off in the Spring. Urban Meyer would have suspended Richardson for the first quarter of the Vanderbilt game. He probably won't have as many issues with thugs when he gets to Notre Dame, though.

keep dreaming, Volunthug. You guys are slated to be a football backwater for at least the next decade or until you get rid of that mongoloid Kiffin.

Urban isn't going to a crappy Notre Dame program in bumblefark Indiana, moran

Didn't Texas also ripoff the Power T from Tennessee along with the running thru the T?

mloree: keep dreaming, Volunthug. You guys are slated to be a football backwater for at least the next decade or until you get rid of that mongoloid Kiffin.

Urban isn't going to a crappy Notre Dame program in bumblefark Indiana, moran

I'm sure a man named after a Pope will be able to easily turn down any offers from a prestigious Catholic university, not to mention that onerous $500k buyout clause in his Florida contract that could be paid off with the change that falls out of ND alumni pockets at home games.

TheJoe03: gorbishof: Texas will get knocked off by unranked Nebraska in the Big 12 title game.

LOL! Anyway, what's up with the constant Texas hate from those Tennessee hillbillys. Get over it, your state is too shiatty to make fun of Texas. When coastal people do it they got more ammo, but Tennessee?


Most of it comes from Texas fans who like to claim to be the real UT when the truth of the matter is without Tennesseans there would be no Texas as we know it.

Dr_Retriever: the_rev: EvilKatGurl: And Tennessee would be sheep-farking.

You take that back. We fcuck *goats*, thankyouverymuch.

Yeah. Those "fainting" goats...now we know why they faint

/actually due to a chloride channel-1 defect

You ever fcuck a goat 'till it faints? That's a feeling of sexual prowess, right there.

Is the owner of the store going to claim he should be able to play next week, too?

Abstruse: hawkeye216: Seriously? Your team has one national championship in the last 30+ years (conveniently the same number as Tennessee) and suddenly you're the cock of the walk?

About to be two in a month and a half or so. And how many BCS bowls have we won other than getting farked out of the national championship like last year?

Your team was worse than Oklahoma. Oklahoma lost to an SEC school in the NC game. I don't really see how you're talking.

You can't spell 'Thug' without U and T

Abstruse: hawkeye216: Seriously? Your team has one national championship in the last 30+ years (conveniently the same number as Tennessee) and suddenly you're the cock of the walk?

About to be two in a month and a half or so. And how many BCS bowls have we won other than getting farked out of the national championship like last year?

Yeah, because of all the "real competition" you've won against this year. How many good, ranked teams do they play...(ever)?

I heard that the University of Tennessee was established in 1794 and the University of Texas was established in 1883. Furthermore, I heard that the University of Tennessee began using a shade of the color orange for its football uniforms in 1891 and the University of Texas began using a shade of the color orange for its football uniforms in 1895, ergo any rumor flying around that the University of Tennessee stole its uniform colors from the University of Texas is likely to not be true unless the person who chose the shade of orange for the University of Tennessee's football uniforms was capable of time travel.

Can anybody confirm or deny this?

Orange (any shade) is a nasty color for any athletic team.

You say UT anywhere outside of Tennessee, people will immediately think of the longhorn and Austin.

KiwDaWabbit: Can anybody confirm or deny this?

Time line for establishment of various UTs:

1794 - University of Tennessee (did not, however, remain in continuous operation)

1827 - University of Toronoto

1877 - University of Tokyo

1883 - University of Texas

1894 - University of Tulsa

1931 - University of Tampa

FiatJustitia: You say UT anywhere outside of Tennessee, people will immediately think of the longhorn and Austin.

In SEC land UT is Tennessee. You can't Citrus without it.

ChrisDe: Orange (any shade) is a nasty color for any athletic team.

Tennessee has that "puke, inside of a pumpkin orange (new window)"

3-9?