Just run the Taxi Driver "You Talkin' To Me" monologue through Auto-Tune and save us all the trouble.

I think he meant raper.

PROUD

/Obscure?

There's one way to end your career



/ then he could be reincarnated as a board deck

Turk.. and ROOSTAH!!!

You talkin' to me
You talkin' to me
Lil bit
Lil bit
You're just a lotta talk wit a badge
You're just a lotta talk wit a badge
Watch it Focker
Watch it Focker

I agree with Elvis Bogart. Just take some dialogue from his films and put it over some beats.

Maybe leave out "Stardust" and Analyze That."

Worked for Warren Beatty.

I thought Righteous Kill already did that.

I think we've seen the tipping point of De Niro's career. There are officially more stinkers in his resume than classics.

coco ebert: I think we've seen the tipping point of De Niro's career. There are officially more stinkers in his resume than classics.

It tipped right after "The Mission."

Just look what it's done for Joe Pesci
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Heck, think of what it did for James Cagney.

Robert DeNiro proved with Analyze This/ That and Meet the Parents/ Fockers that his career is impervious to the deleterious effects of humiliation and mediocrity.

Joaquin Phoenix nods in approval

contactmusic has a way with taking one line from an interview and just running away with it, don't they?

What are the odds, do you think, that he said he wants to a rapper with his tongue placed firmly in his cheek?

loathable cockroach: What are the odds, do you think, that he said he wants to a rapper with his tongue placed firmly in his cheek?

Wouldn't that make it hard to rap?

duncangonuts: contactmusic has a way with taking one line from an interview and just running away with it, don't they?

THIS. Never trust anything on that site. DeNiro probably laughed right after his quote.

Miley Cyrus: "I've always really liked double cheeseburgers."
MILEY CYRUS SET TO OWN MCDONALD'S FRANCHISE

Jamie Foxx: "How cool would it be to play Sinatra ... man, that'd be neat."
JAMIE FOXX SET TO PLAY SINATRA IN BIOPIC

Chris Nolan: "We're not sure who the villains in the next Batman movie will be."
POSH SPICE SET TO PLAY BATMAN BADDIE IN NEXT NOLAN-DIRECTED FILM

loathable cockroach:

What are the odds, do you think, that he said he wants to a rapper with his tongue placed firmly in his cheek?



/ works for Lou :)

GossipTrain: Joaquin Phoenix nods in approval

Oh wow. I forgot about that whole drama. Haven't heard a peep out of him in a while. I wonder if they locked him up.

Yo, yo, yo
You talkin to me?

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I think he meant raper.

I think I need to find a website where there isn't hundreds of other people who have the same or superior wit to me. I came here to say something like this, and now I feel anonymous and pathetic. Just nod if you can hear me.

I miss the good ol days.

I'm pretty sure Righteous Kill was a good way to end his career.

Standard Deviant: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I think he meant raper.

I think I need to find a website where there isn't hundreds of other people who have the same or superior wit to me. I came here to say something like this, and now I feel anonymous and pathetic. Just nod if you can hear me.

Luckily I've got a text to voice thing running, unluckily, I don't have a webcam, so you'll just have to take my word for it that I'm nodding.

NuttierThanEver: Just look what it's done for Joe Pesci
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This.

I think he meant raptor?

Raptor Jesus

Righteous Kill was the end of DeNiro's career? Try Ronin...that movie made no sense.

/He makes it pretty easy to forget he was once the greatest actor on the planet

I remember those cheers / They still ring in my ears / After years, they remain in my thoughts. / Go to one night / I took off my robe, and what'd I do? I forgot to wear shorts. / I recall every fall / Every hook, every jab / The worst way a guy can get rid of his flab. / As you know, my life wasn't drab. / Though I'd much... Though I'd rather hear you cheer / When you delve... Though I'd rather hear you cheer / When I delve into Shakespeare / "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse", I haven't had a winner in six months.

And though I'm no Olivier / If he fought Sugar Ray / He would say / That the thing ain't the ring, it's the play. / So give me a... stage / Where this bull here can rage / And though I could fight / I'd much rather recite /... that's entertainment.

TA-DA!

loathable cockroach: Standard Deviant: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I think he meant raper.

I think I need to find a website where there isn't hundreds of other people who have the same or superior wit to me. I came here to say something like this, and now I feel anonymous and pathetic. Just nod if you can hear me.

Luckily I've got a text to voice thing running, unluckily, I don't have a webcam, so you'll just have to take my word for it that I'm nodding.

Obscure? Surely not.

duncangonuts: contactmusic has a way with taking one line from an interview and just running away with it, don't they?

No shiat. Here's his quote:

"We (Fiddy and Rob) had some good conversations. As for any future collaborations or rapping, you never know."

Now tell me where it says he WANTS to rap?

Someone should just buy him this game:

duncangonuts: contactmusic has a way with taking one line from an interview and just running away with it, don't they?

They pretty well suck. I'm not clicking that shiat anymore. Of course, I say that every day.

I could just see him in a drive-by.

pretty much says it all

Robert De Negro

I've forgiven any bad movies that He has made. But if I hear him rapping; he's dead to me.

Can we get a moratorium on Contactmusic links? And any and all headlines submitted by The English Major?

GossipTrain: Joaquin Phoenix nods mumbles incoherently in approval

FTFY

"Stop wit' all dem farking drugs.
They're turnin' your brain to mush."

MaxxLarge: Worked for Warren Beatty.

Came in to mention Bulworth

Fano: MaxxLarge: Worked for Warren Beatty.

Came in to mention Bulworth

I had forgotten all about that movie.

Dr. Nick Riviera: Can we get a moratorium on Contactmusic links? And any and all headlines submitted by The English Major?

It's nice to have a fan club.