NAH NAH NAAA NAH....

NAH NAH NAAAAH NAH....


HEY HEY HEY GOOOOODBYYYYE!!!

/later loser
//go bills

I guess Jane's Addiction is done touring for awhile then?

Good start. Now all they need is a new QB, a new offensive line, a stronger run defense, and...

Oh hell, they'll still lose. They're the goddamn Bills.

/bah

Perry Farrell is coaching the bills now? When Mangini is fired, will the Brown be coached by a Flock of Seagulls?

still no cure for being terrified of the endzone and refusing to enter it.

Hes just not a very good head coach but he'll find a job as defensive coordinator in no time. While he may not be among the most popular or quotable coaches, he is still very well respected and by all accounts, a very good guy.


/"Dick.Jauron!!!" -Ed O'Brannovich

osiris111: I guess Jane's Addiction is done touring for awhile then?

You know I submitted a headline referencing that, thought for sure I'd get a green with that one. Goes to show. Guess maybe I wasn't the only one who made that connection.

Ryan says
I'm done with Jauron
He treats me like a ragdoll

10-6

Ya gotta Billieve.

/Maybe not this season, but better with Jauron gone.

I bet he ends up in Cleveland next year.

schpanky: Good start. Now all they need is a new QB, a new offensive line, a stronger run defense, and...

Oh hell, they'll still lose. They're the goddamn Bills.

/bah

I would say GM first but, those things are all on the list too. They got a new offensive line, we just need a real pair of tackles. Then we will be a decent team.

/Go Bills

Someone who hates the Bills must have been moderating yesterday.

Anyways, I hope it works out for them. They have entirely too potent of an offense to be stinking it up as badly as they have been.

Bah, my Perry Farrell reference neither clever nor timely, I'm off to work.

skinink: When Mangini is fired, will the Brown be coached by a Flock of Seagulls?

would that really be any worse?

And they did it, just like that?

Colonel_Debugger: skinink: When Mangini is fired, will the Brown be coached by a Flock of Seagulls?

would that really be any worse?

No, and picturing Brady Quinn playing with that haircut is full on winnage.

Before Jauron left I heard the Bills were thinking about drafting Kindle out of Texas in 2010. But now they say they're done with Sergio.

/okay that was a stretch.

He's gonna tell the D that THEY CAN'T HIT!!

/meh

I'm surprised the Bills hired him in the first place. Jauron was so bad, he convinced the Bear's penny-pinching ownership to fire him and replace him with Lovie Smith.

I am surprised that 'Cheerio Chap!' Jauron lasted that long.

"Lady's and gentlemen, raise a hand for the new Redskins head coach, Dick Jauron." -- Dan Snyder, February 2010

I wouldn't mind that Terrell Owens being the interim coach for the Bills.

SurfaceTension: "Lady's and gentlemen, raise a hand for the new Redskins head coach, Dick Jauron." -- Dan Snyder, February 2010

My hope is for the Raiders to pick him up. Possibly even this season.

taylonr: SurfaceTension: "Lady's and gentlemen, raise a hand for the new Redskins head coach, Dick Jauron." -- Dan Snyder, February 2010

My hope is for the Raiders to pick him up. Possibly even this season.

*punches you and breaks your jaw*

Actually, it seems most likely that Cable is pretty much done after this season. So this is a completely likely scenario. Assuming the Redskins don't pick him up first.

I always liked Jauron - good guy. Players seem to love him and play hard for him. His biggest problem is a commitment to a grind-it-out offense and poor offensive coordinators. His special teams and defense are always tough (when players are healthy).

SurfaceTension: "Lady's and gentlemen, raise a hand for the new Redskins head coach, Dick Jauron." -- Dan Snyder, February 2010

I think Sherm Lewis should get it. I don't care how old he is he deserves something. His playcalling has been great.

Ruffian: I always liked Jauron - good guy. Players seem to love him and play hard for him. His biggest problem is a commitment to a grind-it-out offense and poor offensive coordinators. His special teams and defense are always tough (when players are healthy).

That's why the team sucks. Jauron was a softie. His team practiced in the nice climate controlled field house, didn't hit each other, etc. So when thrown onto the field in cold, windy weather and taking hits the Bills crumple and get injured. Jauron doesn't have the stones to discipline a team, hence why they're one of the leaders in penalties this year.

We need a coach with balls and smarts to make personnel decisions and discipline this team.

/Not going to happen
//O Hai Jim Haslett...

/Not going to happen

FOOTBALL... IS... VIOLENCE!

/got nothing

Came for the Jane's Addiction jokes. Leaving only partially satisfied.

xraycat: Ruffian: I always liked Jauron - good guy. Players seem to love him and play hard for him. His biggest problem is a commitment to a grind-it-out offense and poor offensive coordinators. His special teams and defense are always tough (when players are healthy).

That's why the team sucks. Jauron was a softie. His team practiced in the nice climate controlled field house, didn't hit each other, etc. So when thrown onto the field in cold, windy weather and taking hits the Bills crumple and get injured. Jauron doesn't have the stones to discipline a team, hence why they're one of the leaders in penalties this year.

We need a coach with balls and smarts to make personnel decisions and discipline this team that Wilson is willing to pay for.

/Not going to happen
//O Hai Jim Haslett...

/Not going to happen

I'd like to see Cowher in Buffalo (as coach AND GM), but you know Ralph isn't going to pay that kind of money, especially since he just ate the rest of Jauron's contract.

jayhawk88: osiris111: I guess Jane's Addiction is done touring for awhile then?

You know I submitted a headline referencing that, thought for sure I'd get a green with that one. Goes to show. Guess maybe I wasn't the only one who made that connection.

I dig the Jane's Addiction headlines, but I'm still pissed that my headline on the Jauron firing was redlit: "Buffalo buffalo buffalo Dick Jauron."

Billzebub: I'd like to see Cowher in Buffalo (as coach AND GM), but you know Ralph isn't going to pay that kind of money, especially since he just ate the rest of Jauron's contract.

I still don't understand why Jauron was given an extension in the first place, after three straight losing seasons. Was it really that much of a surprise when the team started off on a fourth straight losing season. What did Wilson learn about Jauron through 9 games that he couldn't have known already after three seasons?

The dysfunction with the Bills starts at the very top and flows down from there. Unfortunately, I think the Bills will only be able to be truly reborn and rejuvenated in the same way that the Chicago Blackhawks were recently. And basically, we have to wait around for that to inevitably happen, so that the team can start anew.

Billzebub: xraycat: Ruffian: I always liked Jauron - good guy. Players seem to love him and play hard for him. His biggest problem is a commitment to a grind-it-out offense and poor offensive coordinators. His special teams and defense are always tough (when players are healthy).

That's why the team sucks. Jauron was a softie. His team practiced in the nice climate controlled field house, didn't hit each other, etc. So when thrown onto the field in cold, windy weather and taking hits the Bills crumple and get injured. Jauron doesn't have the stones to discipline a team, hence why they're one of the leaders in penalties this year.

We need a coach with balls and smarts to make personnel decisions and discipline this team that Wilson is willing to pay for.

/Not going to happen
//O Hai Jim Haslett...

/Not going to happen

I'd like to see Cowher in Buffalo (as coach AND GM), but you know Ralph isn't going to pay that kind of money, especially since he just ate the rest of Jauron's contract.

Can we just have Bill Polian back?

/Please?

Uzzah: I dig the Jane's Addiction headlines, but I'm still pissed that my headline on the Jauron firing was redlit: "Buffalo buffalo buffalo Dick Jauron."

Heh, nice. Sneaks up on you.

Doc Daneeka: Billzebub: I'd like to see Cowher in Buffalo (as coach AND GM), but you know Ralph isn't going to pay that kind of money, especially since he just ate the rest of Jauron's contract.

I still don't understand why Jauron was given an extension in the first place, after three straight losing seasons. Was it really that much of a surprise when the team started off on a fourth straight losing season. What did Wilson learn about Jauron through 9 games that he couldn't have known already after three seasons?

The dysfunction with the Bills starts at the very top and flows down from there. Unfortunately, I think the Bills will only be able to be truly reborn and rejuvenated in the same way that the Chicago Blackhawks were recently. And basically, we have to wait around for that to inevitably happen, so that the team can start anew.

It's been said - a lot - that the only change for the Bills will happen when Wilson runs out of the blood of the young he's been injecting into his veins and dies or sells the team.

The problem with both of these scenarios is that there is no promise that the Bills will remain in Buffalo when that eventually occurs.

Maybe Golisano will save the Bills!

I guess this means either Bill Cowher, Mike Shanahan, Tony Dungy, Marty Shottenheimer, Brian Billick, or John Gruden will be coaching the Bills next year.

Has he already started scouting houses in Toronto?

colin-: I guess this means either Bill Cowher, Mike Shanahan, Tony Dungy, Marty Shottenheimer, Brian Billick, or John Gruden will be coaching the Bills next year.

No, no, no. Those are people you have heard of. Those choices make sense. Knowing my beloved Bills, they'll probably pick some special teams coach from some team that folded years ago.

Any former XFL or NFL Europe personnel looking for work, you know where to send your resume!

colin-: I guess this means either Bill Cowher, Mike Shanahan, Tony Dungy, Marty Shottenheimer, Brian Billick, or John Gruden will be coaching the Bills next year.

Too high-profile. I bet Al Saunders is champing at the bit for another head coaching job.

Perry Fewell, Dick Jauron, Mike Mularkey, Wade Phillips... who gives a damn?

Roger Arseways: Perry Fewell, Dick Jauron, Mike Mularkey, Wade Phillips... who gives a damn?

God knows that Lindy Ruff would do a better job coaching the Bills than any football coach they've actually had for the last decade.

But yeah, the Bills are hopeless. Time to move on to the respectable team in Buffalo. Should crush the Panthers tonight.

colin-: I guess this means either Bill Cowher, Mike Shanahan, Tony Dungy, Marty Shottenheimer, Brian Billick, or John Gruden will be coaching the Bills next year.

Good lord, will Bills fans please quit thinking there is any chance whatsoever that Cowher will go there? He left Pittsburgh to be CLOSER TO HIS FAMILY IN NORTH CAROLINA. Last time I checked, Buffalo is even further away. IF Cowher goes anywhere, it'll be Washington or Carolina.

And Gruden isn't coming either, considering he just signed a contract extension with ESPN.

Schottenheimer is your best shot. At this point, I'm confident in saying anyone in Buffalo would be willing to deal with his annual postseason freeze-up.

Billzebub: colin-: I guess this means either Bill Cowher, Mike Shanahan, Tony Dungy, Marty Shottenheimer, Brian Billick, or John Gruden will be coaching the Bills next year.

No, no, no. Those are people you have heard of. Those choices make sense. Knowing my beloved Bills, they'll probably pick some special teams coach from some team that folded years ago.

Any former XFL or NFL Europe personnel looking for work, you know where to send your resume!

Please, please, please, PLEASE let it be Herman Edwards

/we need some good quotes

He's about to be in the midst of a trauma.

/leave a message
//about how I've got nothing

Chan Gailey's not busy these days....

Not for nothing but they did just set up an interview with Shanahan.

I don't know if Fewell's interview counts for the Rooney Rule, but would be nice to see them do something with the head start they have.

/Go Bills!
//Love to see Shanahan in Buffalo

one wiz with: Not for nothing but they did just set up an interview with Shanahan.

I don't know if Fewell's interview counts for the Rooney Rule, but would be nice to see them do something with the head start they have.

/Go Bills!
//Love to see Shanahan in Buffalo

Thanks for posting this! Let's hope the Bills don't blow this the way they've blown fourth quarter leads this season.

BTW, are you in or from Philly?

This is just begging for a photoshop (don't have it on this computer). Bonus: Navarro and/or Flea

They may say
"Those were the days."
But in a way, you know, for us these are the days.