He's on acid, not drunk

Has it ever been revealed what this guy's story is? There was that one blogger who claimed he died right after leaving the store, but that seemed kind of fishy.

In before Han shot first

/coz he did, you know...

That video was spots of brilliance interspersed with long bouts of boring.

/I liked the, "I saved your bowl Jenkins" one better

*finishes watching video*

Uh...okay...I give it 2 1/2 stars just for originality, but the Mustache and Monocle one is still better, by far.

Mike F: He's on acid, not drunk

Have you ever taken LSD? It doesn't do that to you, no matter what dimension you think you're in.

If anything, he's on ether. But he's probably just very drunk.

Who said the first 30 seconds of an old video can't be somewhat amusing

swahnhennessy: Mike F: He's on acid, not drunk

Have you ever taken LSD? It doesn't do that to you, no matter what dimension you think you're in.

If anything, he's on ether. But he's probably just very drunk.

Have you ever done a whole shiat load of acid? If I was that high on acid you're damn right I'd be trying to find some beer to calm myself down and pass out.

Goatspunk: Have you ever done a whole shiat load of acid? If I was that high on acid you're damn right I'd be trying to find some beer to calm myself down and pass out.

As an experienced bartender and San Francisco native who's seen acid freaks at every end of the scale:

Just very damn drunk.

For one thing, he keeps his goal in mind and doesn't get distracted.

The music that plays during the last minute of the video, is that from the old Dune RTS game?

A crazy liquor and cheeseburger party: The music that plays during the last minute of the video, is that from the old Dune RTS game?

That dune II rts game was full of win.

I still like the silent movie version best (new window)

Obdicut: Just very damn drunk.
For one thing, he keeps his goal in mind and doesn't get distracted.

Good point. If it was hallucinogens he would have stopped to look at the shiny packages for a few minutes.

You've established Mike F isn't "experienced".
Move on.

Michael Jackson's THRILLER got him!!


The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand skunked beers
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom


Link (new window)

At least I got chicken.

I give it an A-minus, but I grade on a curve.

None of these are funny.

Goatspunk: swahnhennessy: Mike F: He's on acid, not drunk

Have you ever taken LSD? It doesn't do that to you, no matter what dimension you think you're in.

If anything, he's on ether. But he's probably just very drunk.

Have you ever done a whole shiat load of acid? If I was that high on acid you're damn right I'd be trying to find some beer to calm myself down and pass out.



Looks more like Ketamine to me. Been there before.

Devil Rays FTW: A crazy liquor and cheeseburger party: The music that plays during the last minute of the video, is that from the old Dune RTS game?

That dune II rts game was full of win.

Westwood Studios was on a roll, first BattleTech Crescent Hawk's Revenge and then Dune II, both were pretty revolutionary RTS games.

"There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge."

that was funny aswell as the ones you guys posted in this thread, anyone got any other good ones?

Not acid, not drunk: dude's in a K-Hole.

That's the way I feel, and probably look, when I'm drunk...

/drinks alone

That stopped being funny a lot quicker than the original.

FWIW, I think I was that drunk once. Obviously it's a little fuzzy, but what the guy's trying to do (as I did) was to attempt to appear sober. The casual sway of the arms and the general 'hey, I'm just chilling here' demeanour. he should have just just got down on all fours, crawled around the shop and when challeneged, just claim he has an inner ear infection that can only be cured by more beer.

/worked for me
//I think, it was a very heavy evening
///am I the only one that's noticed he's completely bladdered and it's still broad daylight?

Stantz:

///am I the only one that's noticed he's completely bladdered and it's still broad daylight?

Probably still going since the previous night. Beer: it's what's for breakfast!

That is definitely NOT acid. Seriously, some of us have actually seen the shiat you think it's cool to act like you know about. On acid you don't lose your motor skills while clearly aware that you're in a liquor store trying to get beer. It doesn't work that way.

I've seen people that drunk before, but something tells me he's not just drunk. What else it is exactly could be a few things, but there's probably lots of alcohol on top of it at least.

No_One_Special: That is definitely NOT acid. Seriously, some of us have actually seen the shiat you think it's cool to act like you know about. On acid you don't lose your motor skills while clearly aware that you're in a liquor store trying to get beer. It doesn't work that way.

I've seen people that drunk before, but something tells me he's not just drunk. What else it is exactly could be a few things, but there's probably lots of alcohol on top of it at least.

I agree with this. The guy can't stand, can't walk, no balance, all motor skills gone. This happens from enormous amounts of alcohol, which is a nervous system depressant, and there was probably another depressant mixed in, possibly weed or pills of some sort.

I once consumed about a fifth of vodka and a few bong hits and I was in the same shape as this guy. Luckily, I was at home and not out in public, so I just crawled to my bedroom and slept it off. But it was a bit scary being almost completely physically unable to control my own body.

Another vote for Ketamine.

Worst. Drug. Ever.

also, the silent film one was better

That was exceedingly boring and not funny. I'm going to go stab a small child! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

i like to party as well.

ahhh devil ether...

/quite possibly k though.

We had a lady come into the ER once with a BAC of .47. She was conscious, had a normal conversation with me and was eating a turkey sandwich. Obviously, this guy is a noob. Soon he will be dead.

All I see when I look at that guy is an awful friggin' headache the next day.

Man, that's bullshiat! The farkin' computer cheats!

Been there. Lots of muscle relaxers and lots of liquor. I fell straight forward into a wall and put my head through the first layer of sheet rock in an apartment. Started crawling after that. I was relatively sober (as in not as drunk) compared to many times in my life.

Gangway Fathead: All I see when I look at that guy is an awful friggin' headache the next day.

Not if he remembers to drink a ton a water before bed. Hangover effects are mostly dehydration, with some B12 depletion thrown in.

syrynxx: Gangway Fathead: All I see when I look at that guy is an awful friggin' headache the next day.

Not if he remembers to drink a ton a water before bed. Hangover effects are mostly dehydration, with some B12 depletion thrown in.

I've been a heavy drinker my entire adult life, so I know a thing or two about hangover avoidance. If the guy in that video is JUST drunk (as opposed to drugged), he's gonna get a headache, no matter how much water he drinks. Some hangovers are totally unavoidable despite preparations. :)

relcec: Been there. Lots of muscle relaxers and lots of liquor. I fell straight forward into a wall and put my head through the first layer of sheet rock in an apartment. Started crawling after that. I was relatively sober (as in not as drunk) compared to many times in my life.

Ya seems like valium or oxycoton or xanax and booze. That's why he is passing out every 2 seconds.

I hope he had a few mints or some gum before he drove off.

It's definitely a combination of drugs plus lots of booze.

Protip: If your going to do both, weed first, then alcohol. Never, ever do it the other way around. After a night of heavy drinking, weed/hash can fark you up pretty close to the guy in the video.

... Or you could just not fark yourself up at all. That's pretty cool, too.

/Never got the point.
//Never been drunk. Won't ever be, either.
///I drink. I just don't go overboard.

The bank-shot at the end was pretty damn inspired. But that's about it.

Anyone think it's GHB? Upon reading the comments, and re-watching the original video (not this stupid POS vid), I'm going to say either K or GHB, but I'm leaning more towards the G since he passes out every so often.

No_One_Special: That is definitely NOT acid. Seriously, some of us have actually seen the shiat you think it's cool to act like you know about. On acid you don't lose your motor skills while clearly aware that you're in a liquor store trying to get beer. It doesn't work that way.

Motor skills can be lost, but if he already had that many problems just getting through the front door, his mind would have probably told him to leave and try someplace else.

/paranoia paranoia
//everybody's coming to get me
///Just say I was using slashies

Highway: It's definitely a combination of drugs plus lots of booze.

Protip: If your going to do both, weed first, then alcohol. Never, ever do it the other way around. After a night of heavy drinking, weed/hash can fark you up pretty close to the guy in the video.

Funny that you say that - I only ever smoke at the tail end of a drinking session. That said, I would usually only do it either at a place where it's cool to crash out for a while or at home.

You're not drunk till you're on the floor holding on.

Mike F: He's on acid, not drunk

Uh huh. And when you ejaculate, sparks fly out of your ears. Don't write about things you've never done. It shows.

How is that a "viral" video?

Goatspunk: swahnhennessy: Mike F: He's on acid, not drunk

Have you ever taken LSD? It doesn't do that to you, no matter what dimension you think you're in.

If anything, he's on ether. But he's probably just very drunk.

Have you ever done a whole shiat load of acid? If I was that high on acid you're damn right I'd be trying to find some beer to calm myself down and pass out.

Yeah, and you are full of it. Besides, alcohol has no effect on you when you are tripping.

Is this choad a TotalFark member? How does he keep getting links to the dubious Examiner.com greenlighted? This guy can't even write.