Pssst, Julianne.

*puts hand up to ear*

Call me!

Goddamnit, that's the wrong sibling!

/hates that Derek punk
//even when he looks a little to the left of the camera, one eye is right the fark on

I will miss her hotness. :(

Protip to DWTS:

Give Julianne a boatful of money and a partner that can dance.

The same for Cheryl Burke.

Let them both last until the Finals, and have them battle for the Fugly Trophy.

/the Battle for Three

Who?

so hot it's depressing.

Julianne ... i have a stick of gum over here for you.

And by "over here" i mean "in the trunk of my car" and by "stick of gum" i mean "penis."

/Please don't chew
//Much

towatchoverme: Julianne ... i have a stick of gum over here for you.

And by "over here" i mean "in the trunk of my car" and by "stick of gum" i mean "penis."

/Please don't chew
//Much

You keep a penis in the trunk of your car?

Who?

/pics required
//don't watch that show... mostly because the premise is retarded.

solcofn: Who?

Oh, you'd like her.

She has that whole "untouched-by-gravity, unencumbered-by-intelligence, unphased-by-a-challenge" gawdawful, squeaky-clean wholesome perkiness to her that just makes me want to drag her down with me into my middle-aged ennui and self-loathing ... preferably with those racehorse legs of hers wrapped around my flabby, mole-flecked midsection.

Not that i've thought it through, or anything.

meganfox'sthirdvagina: You keep a penis in the trunk of your car?

If you know of a better way to jack your car, i'd like to hear it.

#2 on GIS


//Hot like "untouched-by-gravity, unencumbered-by-intelligence, unphased-by-a-challenge" gawdawful, squeaky-clean wholesome perkiness

I hope she's quitting for an acting career and not singing. That Juicy Fruit commercial she did is best watched with the sound off. Then again she wouldn't be the first successful country music hotty who can't sing so what do I know.

Wait...they have a show where washed up celebrities compete at dancing? What crap. Next thing you know they'll have a bunch of nobodies that Think They Can Dance.

/oh wait...

Hough will star in the upcoming movie "Burlesque" with Cher and Christina Aguilera.

Yeah, you're gonna want to put all your eggs into that basket. That movie career is going to take right off.

who?

more importantly, who cares?

Did I read that correctly? She's 21? That picture looks horrible. She's got more makeup on than a farking geisha.

From the picture in the article, scrape about 3 layers of makeup off and she'd be pretty damn attractive.

Ashtrey: From the picture in the article, scrape about 3 layers of makeup off and she'd be pretty damn attractive.

This is what happens when you do that...

From this:


To this:


/OMG, hot celebrities look like normal people when you remove all the makeup!

She seems like a vapid idiot.

/ would penis her

/ a lot, and in unnatural ways.

meganfox'sthirdvagina: #2 on GIS

Touche.

holy crap thats a lot of plaster

Rumor has it when she was on DWTS she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to allow more practice time.

MrSpeed: Rumor has it when she was on DWTS she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to allow more practice time.

Fap.

after doing a GIS...



My penis would like to say "Hi!".

MrSpeed: Rumor has it when she was on DWTS she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to allow more practice time.

I...have NO idea wtf that means...how would that provide more practice time?

I had no idea who this chic was until now...she's easy on the eyes.

OtherLittleGuy

Cheryl Burke.

Was known as the blow-job queen of Menlo-Atherton HS.

/TMYK

I've put less paint on an Ork Warboss.

This thread is severly lacking in Edyta pics and she is by far much hotter

NuttierThanEver: This thread is severly lacking in Edyta pics and she is by far much hotter

I propose a pants-off dance-off in my private dance-a-teria:

solcofn: after doing a GIS...



My penis would like to say "Hi!".

Awww, that's cute... a talking cigarette butt!

SofaKingFresh: OtherLittleGuy

Cheryl Burke.

Was known as the blow-job queen of Menlo-Atherton HS.

/TMYK



/hot like Cheryl

therealburkazoid: MrSpeed: Rumor has it when she was on DWTS she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to allow more practice time.

I...have NO idea wtf that means...how would that provide more practice time?

Wasn't that Kelly Clarkson on the set of 'From Justin to Kelly"?

Everytime I'm forced to watch that show, I always end up asking: "Which one is the celebrity and which one is the dancer?".

Oh, (celebrity name) is the star!

Who?

You know, (celebrity name)!

Who is that?

The Model. Sheesh.

Okay.

/If you watch this show, you are retarded.
//Tom DeLay was on this show. Need I say more?

I will miss seeing her sexy body in those little outfits and doing splits

quietbs: Everytime I'm forced to watch that show, I always end up asking: "Which one is the celebrity and which one is the dancer?".

Oh, (celebrity name) is the star!

Who?

You know, (celebrity name)!

Who is that?

The Model. Sheesh.

Okay.

/If you watch this show, you are retarded.
//Tom DeLay was on this show. Need I say more?

Perhaps the retards are not the ones watching the show you don't like, but the ones who cannot control the shows they watch.

How are you "forced" to watch Dancing with the Stars?

You're a hot 21 year old... there's no need for 7 pounds of makeup.

For the love of god.

UNC_Samurai: I've put less paint on an Ork Warboss.

I LOL'd. A lot.

/waaaaagh!