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(PennLive) Dumbass Woman drives to jail, demands to be arrested "so she could help the prisoners inside." Alcohol was involved   (pennlive.com) divider line 19
More: Dumbass, Cumberland County Prison, state prison, Cumberland, corrections officers, Janet L. Ritter, jail, skin color, justice system  
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EL_FABREZ 2009-11-18 01:20:05 AM  
Mom?

 
delphi_ote 2009-11-18 01:22:46 AM  
Was she bringing conjugal visits for everyone?

 
veryunoriginal [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 01:24:58 AM  
Read that as "Woman drives into a jail", was going to post something snarky about women drivers. Dammit.

 
fireandashes36 2009-11-18 01:25:19 AM  
LEGALIZE MARY JANE!!!

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 01:26:43 AM  
I once tried to get arrested while on a crazy alcohol binge many years ago. I was unsuccessful. The cops just told me to go home (I was walking). So I went home, convinced that I was so bad at everything in life that I couldn't even get arrested when I tried.

/God, I love Vegas

 
eas81 2009-11-18 01:50:41 AM  
delphi_ote: Was she bringing conjugal visits for everyone?

I think I gonna skip that visit Janet L. Ritter, 67
/Unless I was doing life and had been without for 25 years.

fireandashes36: LEGALIZE MARY JANE!!!

Sorry it was 4:19 not 4:20.

 
Gyrfalcon 2009-11-18 01:51:37 AM  
eas81: delphi_ote: Was she bringing conjugal visits for everyone?

I think I gonna skip that visit Janet L. Ritter, 67
/Unless I was doing life and had been without for 25 years.

fireandashes36: LEGALIZE MARY JANE!!!

Sorry it was 4:19 not 4:20.

My mom is 67 and I bet you would not turn her down.

 
yarnothuntin [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 01:53:38 AM  
Gyrfalcon: My mom is 67 and I bet you would not turn her down.

I never have.

 
Alkoholiker 2009-11-18 02:04:41 AM  
yarnothuntin: Gyrfalcon: My mom is 67 and I bet you would not turn her down.

I never have.

yarnothuntin: Gyrfalcon: My mom is 67 and I bet you would not turn her down.

I never have.

Wow, he just strolled right into that one.

 
UltimaCS 2009-11-18 02:07:55 AM  
Even as a kid, I always pondered if there were any "charity hookers" for the guys who didn't have girlfriends outside of the box.

I mean really, decades without sex IS cruel and unusual punishment.

Sex with a woman, I mean.

 
Gyrfalcon 2009-11-18 02:11:02 AM  
Alkoholiker: yarnothuntin: Gyrfalcon: My mom is 67 and I bet you would not turn her down.

I never have.

yarnothuntin: Gyrfalcon: My mom is 67 and I bet you would not turn her down.

I never have.

Wow, he just strolled right into that one.

You got the hiccups?

 
yarnothuntin [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 02:13:30 AM  
UltimaCS: Even as a kid, I always pondered if there were any "charity hookers" for the guys who didn't have girlfriends outside of the box.

I don't know about "charity hookers", but there are a bunch of "budget" ones around where I work.

 
iamscotto 2009-11-18 02:26:43 AM  
"Help"

 
eas81 2009-11-18 02:31:51 AM  
Gyrfalcon: eas81: delphi_ote: Was she bringing conjugal visits for everyone?

I think I gonna skip that visit Janet L. Ritter, 67
/Unless I was doing life and had been without for 25 years.

fireandashes36: LEGALIZE MARY JANE!!!

Sorry it was 4:19 not 4:20.

My mom is 67 and I bet you would not turn her down.

I'm only into 69 or is it 96??

 
Harry Potter's Wang 2009-11-18 03:17:42 AM  
Bat Shiat Crazy called. Wants it's mascot back.

 
Indolent [TotalFark] 2009-11-18 04:04:50 AM  
Sounds like the beginning of a porn movie.

 
BubbaLee 2009-11-18 04:33:44 AM  
I knew it wouldn't last
www.newsoftheworld.co.uk

 
Jamieboy 2009-11-18 06:32:32 AM  
Epsilon: I once tried to get arrested while on a crazy alcohol binge many years ago. I was unsuccessful. The cops just told me to go home (I was walking). So I went home, convinced that I was so bad at everything in life that I couldn't even get arrested when I tried.

/God, I love Vegas

I'm lol. That sounds like the O. Henry story "The Cop and the Anthem".

 
D135 2009-11-18 09:23:00 AM  
BubbaLee: I knew it wouldn't last

+1
/300 times a day

 
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