Cool idea, if it looked less gay I would totally get that for Holloween. At least it's not yet another storm trooper costume



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Man Makes a Tauntaun Costume. Some Men Were Born To Be Useless.

Includes link to instructions on how to make your own. It's actually only one guy on stilts, so there's no gayness about it.

From the article:

The Tauntaun needed to look actual size so stilts would be key to this costume. Drywall stilts were too 'vertical' so I designed my own stilts that had a natural dog-leg look to them. The feet on the stilts had an independent heel and toe with compression springs resulting in a semi-smooth stride.

By gay I meant that the Ton Ton itself doesn't look right. Something about the arms or the neck doesn't look right. Now if you lose the fur, make it a T-Rex then have the guy look like Jesus riding the T-Rex, THAT would be cool!

Isn't this a repeat-repeat?

That's one sh*tty-sh*tty video.

RevBigfoot: By gay I meant that the Ton Ton itself doesn't look right. Something about the arms or the neck doesn't look right. Now if you lose the fur, make it a T-Rex then have the guy look like Jesus riding the T-Rex, THAT would be cool!

For the sake of all that is good on the internet this must happen.

[TotalFark] Quote 2009-11-17 03:53:34 PM
By gay I meant that the Ton Ton itself doesn't look right. Something about the arms or the neck doesn't look right. Now if you lose the fur, make it a T-Rex then have the guy look like Jesus riding the T-Rex, THAT would be cool!

Ha, a 'Jesus riding a dino' costume built along the lines of that taun-taun suit would be magic.

If you look carefully you can also see a man that has never been laid in that video as well.

my-my thirty-thirty seconds-seconds back-back

I'd hit it.

/The taun-taun, not the guy

RevBigfoot: By gay I meant that the Ton Ton itself doesn't look right. Something about the arms or the neck doesn't look right. Now if you lose the fur, make it a T-Rex then have the guy look like Jesus riding the T-Rex, THAT would be cool!


Han will be by to take away your Geek-Card and tear it up.

4 page article on how he made it, with lots 'o pics (new window)

... I thought they smelled bad on the outside ...

notmtwain: It's actually only one guy on stilts, so there's no gayness about it.



nah, I'm pretty sure it's still gay...just not literally.

Wow, that'll get the chicks.

Won't make it past the first marker-marker...

johnsmith99: Wow, that'll get the chicks.

Well he might at least get a kiss on the lips from his sister

jbrooks544: www.cockeyed.com

So the only friend he could find to take his picture with it was...a mirror.

I watched that video and thought....


FURRY THREAD!

stiletto_the_wise: I watched that video and thought....


FURRY THREAD!


Inflatable Kangaroo!

jbrooks544: 4 page article on how he made it, with lots 'o pics (new window)

Wow. Couldn't even get his mom to take the picture for him.

CravenMorehead: If you look carefully you can also see a man that has never been laid in that video as well.

You don't have to look that carefully.

my wife was walking and holding our daughter

Fair assumption is that unless he's been cuckolded, he has prima facie evidence for one act of 'getting laid' on record.

RevBigfoot: By gay I meant that the Ton Ton itself doesn't look right. Something about the arms or the neck doesn't look right. Now if you lose the fur, make it a T-Rex then have the guy look like Jesus riding the T-Rex, THAT would be cool!

Dude. That is absolutely farking BRILLIANT!

rozzle ropper.

bingo the psych-o: RevBigfoot: By gay I meant that the Ton Ton itself doesn't look right. Something about the arms or the neck doesn't look right. Now if you lose the fur, make it a T-Rex then have the guy look like Jesus riding the T-Rex, THAT would be cool!

For the sake of all that is good on the internet this must happen.

bingo the psych-o: RevBigfoot: By gay I meant that the Ton Ton itself doesn't look right. Something about the arms or the neck doesn't look right. Now if you lose the fur, make it a T-Rex then have the guy look like Jesus riding the T-Rex, THAT would be cool!

There is much wisdom in this one.

Loved the headline...

beats doin meth.

F*ck You and your copyright claim, Scott ... I hope you get a$$ cancer and DIAF.

p.s. Cool costume.