FTFA: "[She] has just spent £35,000 on a breast enlargement operation...

WTF?!?! That's almost $59,000 according to my currency converter. I was under the impression that one can get a very high quality breast augmentation for about 1/10 of that price.

What kind of creepy jerk would compliment his daughter's rack?



Oh, right.

MaxxLarge: What kind of creepy jerk would compliment his daughter's rack?

In all fairness, she does have a nice rack, and he is a normal guy who enjoys nice racks. but yes, he is kind of an asshole for commenting that his daughter has a nice rack. That's something he could keep to himself.

So the guy's biggest failing is that he doesn't think much before he speaks. (Although, interestingly, it didn't seem to bother Jessica at all when he said it).

Would one step further be asking her dad for a pic of her boobs?


How about asking you all? I wanna see what $70,000 tits look like.

Ender's: Would one step further be asking her dad for a pic of her boobs?

How about asking you all? I wanna see what $70,000 tits look like.

If I had a picture of Amy Winehouse's tit job, or Jessica Simpson's tits, I would gladly send them to you in a second. Sadly, I don't have such pics.

But if anyone has pics of Jessica Simpson's boobies, my e-mail is in my profile.

Someone got in the Joe Simpson reference before me, but I had to post this
pic anyway:



"Good on ya, mate!"

I can see why they were so expensive.

Countdown to relapse begins now.

MaxxLarge: What kind of creepy jerk would compliment his daughter's rack?



Oh, right.

Not a "creepy jerk", just someone who has developed a bit farther along the evolutionary scale (away from our Puritan forefathers) than most.

I guess her daddy thinks she's fine.

creepy dad is creepy

Yes... I would... fist of an angry god... I dont care I said it...

Knobbs: I guess her daddy thinks she's fine.

FTW!

/My work here is done.

as a longtime, now clean, heroin/cocaine addict i know that recovery is a process...not an event.

/her dad is filth

My guess is they were so expensive because the doctors had to dress out in full hazmat suits and perform the operation in a biohazard lab. God knows what was unleashed when they popped her skin with a scalpel.

TXEric: My guess is they were so expensive because the doctors had to dress out in full hazmat suits and perform the operation in a biohazard lab. God knows what was unleashed when they popped her skin with a scalpel.

If she comes out with a song called "Can You Dig Your Man" we know what's up.

TXEric: My guess is they were so expensive because the doctors had to dress out in full hazmat suits and perform the operation in a biohazard lab. God knows what was unleashed when they popped her skin with a scalpel.

"Hello, my baby, hello my darling, hello my rag-time gal..."

/Mel Brooks FTW

You guys should see my daughter's tits. They're amazing.

Lloyd Braun: You guys should see my daughter's tits. They're amazing.

I have.

/We all have

Wow! Another old news story and a repost....Fark is on the ball today...


And just so I am clear...

emocomputerjock: If she comes out with a song called "Can You Dig Your Man" we know what's up.

I'm pretty sure technically we can't even call her a singer anymore, just a collection of bacteria.

There isn't enough surgery out there to make Winehouse attractive.

BunkoSquad: emocomputerjock: If she comes out with a song called "Can You Dig Your Man" we know what's up.

I'm pretty sure technically we can't even call her a singer anymore, just a collection of bacteria.

It's "Baby, Can You Dig Your Man"...M-O-O-N that spells skank!

BunkoSquad: emocomputerjock: If she comes out with a song called "Can You Dig Your Man" we know what's up.

I'm pretty sure technically we can't even call her a singer anymore, just a collection of bacteria.

Heroin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus?

Hey, SKIPPYTHEFERRET:

"Laws, yes."

Fake boobs are gross.

This needs to be reposted .. larger



Come back, Amy :(

Accent: Come back, Amy :(

Everyone like posting that comparison, but it's really like posting say, a 1985 Chevette before and after it was wrapped around a tree.

H31N0US: Accent: Come back, Amy :(

Everyone like posting that comparison, but it's really like posting say, a 1985 Chevette before and after it was wrapped around a tree.

Agreed. I freely admit she has a killer voice, and the earlier pic she is obviously healthier-looking, without the horrible ink jobs and F-ed up mascara thing she has going on, but really... just don't see what's so GREAT about her.

/She ain't no Sarah McClachlan (however it's spelled)...

TXEric: /She ain't no Sarah McClachlan (however it's spelled)...

Not like that.

/although you weren't far off
//LMGTFY

docmattic: TXEric: /She ain't no Sarah McClachlan (however it's spelled)...

Not like that.

/although you weren't far off
//LMGTFY

Thanks... Guess I was trying to attribute Irish roots to her Canadian beautitude... beautiousness... whatever, she's hot.

This pic cant be right the tattoo on the inside of her right arm in the young "hot" one is gone in the older "cracked out" one or am I looking at it wrong?

Ok never mind its on her left arm photo is backwards

elmock: This pic cant be right the tattoo on the inside of her right arm in the young "hot" one is gone in the older "cracked out" one or am I looking at it wrong?

Yeah, the picture on the left is reversed. One of those crazy Photoshop tricks.