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#11 don't allow the person doing any of those things to leave the public toilet with an un-kicked ass

I'd be fine with any of the ones that don't involve talking. Except sharing. No sharing, and no talking. Under any circumstances.

"WHOOOOOOOOOO!!! FREI-HANDER!!" i figured out on my own.

Can anyone translate the last bit?

#11 - Don't put a video camera in a public toilet.

/dnwtv

I've seen people do #9. It can't be unseen.

studman 69: I've seen people do #9. It can't be unseen.

Any man who has been to the Spectrum for a concert has seen women do it
/depends on the woman
//liked seeing some
///yes, one time a woman dropped a deuce in a urinal next to me. See looked hot BEFORE that

pudding7: I'd be fine with any of the ones that don't involve talking. Except sharing. No sharing, and no talking. Under any circumstances.

That's the one odd drawback to hanging out in sports bars. During a commercial break of a big game if I head to the john, it never fails that I take up a urinal next to Chatty McChatterson. "Oh, hey dude, did you see that catch?"

I'm a pretty nice guy and all, but generally I'm not up for rich conversation with a stranger when my cock is unfurled and in my hands.

studman 69: I've seen people do #9. It can't be unseen.

I saw this too! He asked me for TP, I swear to god, and I just ignored him completely. Most awkward moment of my life.

I used to work with someone who would stand back and arc it in

ok...we should not #9 any more, got it... starting now.

jaylectricity: #11 - Don't put a video camera in a public toilet.

/dnwtv

Yeah I learned that one, worst Christmas ever.

So to Germans #9 is just as unlikely as the rest of those to actually happen? They stop for yellow lights too. Lucky Germans and their civilized society.

/Ich bin auschlander und sprechen nicht gut deutch.

any one of those would be grounds for a beatdown of amazing proportions in the US.

i've heard sounds in public shhittters that i never knew existed.


scary place, the public shhittters are.

Unless you have tits don't speak to me while my cock is in my hand...thank you

JubJubDaBee: Unless you have tits don't speak to me while my cock is in my hand...thank you

So I caught you at a bad time? Or no?

So...#9 is wrong?

/slinks away ashamed

This one is even funnier:
10 Thing you should not do at the Pearly Gates (new window)

#4 (sharing) is unavoidable in recruit training and OCS.

/quadrupling is possible, but even tripling is messy if you've got gear on

For a supposedly humorless nation, that was really funny - both the public toilet as well as the pearly gates...

Bill_Wick's_Friend: "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!! FREI-HANDER!!" i figured out on my own.

Can anyone translate the last bit?

he says "man, what kind of vein do you have on top of that thing?, I don't have anything like that"

I did #9 when I was four years old.
Thought it was a special needs toilet and the stall was in use.

No "no-handers"? Really?

# 9 Reminded me of this Spacemoose comic:

Maybe be NSFW for moose side-ass (new window)

I was in a public toilet the other day, and this struck me as weird enough to take a picture:

TP Dispenser (new window)

someone traslate ten

vinnydoz007: someone traslate ten

exit_wound: he says "man, what kind of vein do you have on top of that thing?, I don't have anything like that"