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Giggity

"Boy" from Ipanema?

Was that really necessary?

And the audience clapping made me all stabby.

Stupid white people clapping on the wrong beat.

Lando Lincoln

And the audience clapping made me all stabby.

Saw her in Calgary this spring, great show.

I agree with the clapping thing. Worse was after every solo there would be applause which I think is rude, applaud between songs folks. I didn't pay $70 bucks to listen to a bunch of people in the crowd.

Lando Lincoln: the audience clapping made me all stabby.

Thanks for the heads-up. I was about to click on the linkie, as I love Krall, but I loathe audience clapping. Tried to watch the video of her Paris concert, but couldn't stand the audience.

even better Link

WOW!

I am sorry to say, I had no idea who this was but DAMN!!! I have never been aroused by a song before this. She has the ultimate "bedroom" voice. I'm in love.

/that voice could straighten a gay man
//she is on my x-mas list
///so is her music

ARGH. Couldn't even finish watching, the clapping was so damn annoying. Shut the hell up and let her sing you farkwads.

/like the Chairman of the Board collecting on a bad debt
//now here's Sammy to do a little Soft-shoe..

I love that woman.

Great body tremendous talent, not beautiful, not ugly either, uniquely alluring is more like it.

I love her music very much but damn.. the tune was blown up by idiots clapping out of time with the music...

That's a soft 45.

espiaboricua: I deplore, DEPLORE, I TELL YOU, the lack of pictures...

... and fix.

That's why your posts show up in green.

Thanks!

jonbasini
Great body tremendous talent, not beautiful, not ugly either, uniquely alluring is more like it.

Hotter than the summer of 2003.

/FTFY
//not beautiful!?!?!? Look and listen again!

Like her earlier stuff more.

LOVE Brazilian jazz but it seems to the last refuge for artists who have run out of original ideas of their own.

She is attractive, though and because Elvis Costello is doing her I've realized there is no god.

She really isn't all that great. Gets a better rep than she deserves because she's hot. Many, many, many more talented singers than her in that genre.

And it was slightly out of tune for the first 20 seconds or so.

hate to be critical,
But she doesn't have the chops- not for either for the depths required at the beginning-which is where the power of this song is, or trusting her voice at the beginning. (so she wrecks it further- breaks rhythm and yaps)

This is not really a song where people clap in time-and it's not their fault at all that they do.

New Age Redneck: I agree with the clapping thing. Worse was after every solo there would be applause which I think is rude, applaud between songs folks. I didn't pay $70 bucks to listen to a bunch of people in the crowd.

Whatever you do don't goto a Buble concert then. I don't think he finished a single song. He had to stop each one a tell a story...jesus..


"And I diiiidddd iiiiittttt MYYYYYYYYY"... "that song was actually performed by Betty Davis...great gambs that davis...she..."WWWWWAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!"

To my wife: "What the fark was that? Did he just tell a story in the middle of the song?
wife (dreamy eyed): "Oh calm down it's just the first song..."

45 minutes later:

wife: "What the fark!?! Shuttup and sing douchebag..."

I was kind of sheepish about coming here to post about stupid white people clapping on 1 and 3, but I'm impressed how many of you came in here to say the same thing. The level of discourse at Fark is often surprisingly high.

Then I thought about mentioning her poor pitch in the beginning, but figured it was too niggling an issue to mention. And someone else beat me to it. Excellent. You guys rock.

But applause after a good solo is a jazz tradition. Making affirmative noise *during* a kickass solo can be appropriate sometimes. Note that it's not after every solo, or after the melody, or after every time the drummer trades fours.

guitar

But applause after a good solo is a jazz tradition. Making affirmative noise *during* a kickass solo can be appropriate sometimes. Note that it's not after every solo, or after the melody, or after every time the drummer trades fours.


I concur. At her show the applause "got in the way", you're a musician you know what I mean.
As far as the 'clams', I've been to many live shows, happens to everyone. I know I have played way to many to be above reproach.


/clams (new window)NSFW language

I'd like to bite her in the butt.

Astrud Giberto

FTW

I just can't get into Diana Krall's.....singing. Teh hot, though.

Muppets! (new window)

hardercase: FTW

I just can't get into Diana Krall's.....singing. Teh hot, though.

I was crazy hot for Eden back in the day, but I only have "No One Ever Tells You" and "There Again". Your picture made me look her up on Wikipedia to see if there was a discography and...

...she's a dude.

/thinks about it for a minute
//yeah, still probably would

Krall is nice although my neighbor in Philly did it best. (Rittenhouse Square)

Astrud, a bit kitschy (new window)
Classy version (new window)

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: She really isn't all that great. Gets a better rep than she deserves because she's hot. Many, many, many more talented singers than her in that genre.

And it was slightly out of tune for the first 20 seconds or so.



Agreed.


You farkers are easily impressed...

My wife loves her and has dragged me to 3 of her concerts. 2 in Vegas and 1 in NYC. They bore me to tears.

/not a fan of the Krall
//HUGE fan of the wife.

theoblongs:
/not a fan of the Krall
//HUGE fan of the wife.

theoblongs: My wife loves her and has dragged me to 3 of her concerts. 2 in Vegas and 1 in NYC. They bore me to tears.

/not a fan of the Krall
//HUGE fan of the wife.

We're all huge fans of your wife too.
Ba dum tish
Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress.


But really, Whats wrong with the Krull
Everybody likes the Krull.

Georgos: I was crazy hot for Eden back in the day, but I only have "No One Ever Tells You" and "There Again". Your picture made me look her up on Wikipedia to see if there was a discography and...

...she's a dude.

/thinks about it for a minute
//yeah, still probably would

No, dumbass, she's not a dude.

Eden Atwood (January 1969 - ) is an American jazz singer. She was born in Memphis, Tennessee but moved to Montana at the age of five, following her parents' divorce.[citation needed] She is the granddaughter of A. B. Guthrie, Jr.
...
Eden was born with a genetic condition called Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome. She is outspoken about AIS and intersex issues, working with national organizations and discussing her condition openly in liner notes on the Waves album.[citation needed]

Source: Wikipedia (new window)

She appears to be of the first type of AIS: completely female appearance, except she does not have ovaries and uterus. Physiologically, that makes her exactly as female as any post-hysterectomy woman.

I'd do her in a heartbeat. Even without the liquid-sex voice.

Shame on every one of you.