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(BBC) Amusing Author of famous call-girl blog reveals her true identity as a scientist (with a picture of what a call-girl might look like)   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 132
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sybby 2009-11-16 03:05:46 AM  
This is why prostitutions needs to be legal.

This and some other things.

 
sybby 2009-11-16 03:06:39 AM  
/prostitution
//shouldn't be drinking at 9AM

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-11-16 03:08:14 AM  
So THAT's where Billie Piper has been up to lately.

 
RoyBatty 2009-11-16 03:09:33 AM  
First she was victimized and forced to become a prostitute, than she was forcibly outed when the TV rights to her blog were sold.

Very sad.

 
Gunther [TotalFark] 2009-11-16 03:15:36 AM  
RoyBatty: First she was victimized and forced to become a prostitute

You trolling?

FTA: "Dr Magnanti, who now lives in Bristol and is a research scientist for The Bristol Initiative for Research of Child Health, became a prostitute because she needed a job that left her enough time to complete her studies...Dr Magnanti told the Sunday Times she worked as a prostitute from 2003 to late 2004, and found it "so much more enjoyable" than her shifts in another job as a computer programmer. "

It doesn't sound like she was victimized.

Also, I'm not surprised to hear being farked for money is more enjoyable than computer programming.

 
harlock 2009-11-16 03:15:52 AM  
RoyBatty: First she was victimized and forced to become a prostitute, than she was forcibly outed when the TV rights to her blog were sold.

Very sad.


10/10!

 
RoyBatty 2009-11-16 03:17:05 AM  
harlock: RoyBatty: First she was victimized and forced to become a prostitute, than she was forcibly outed when the TV rights to her blog were sold.

Very sad.

10/10!


Thank you!

 
thisispete [TotalFark] 2009-11-16 03:17:53 AM  
So you think maybe you'll be a prostitute.
Just to pay for your lessons, you're learning the flute.
Ladies wouldn't pay you very much for this.
Looks like you'll never be a concert flautist.

 
rebelyell2006 2009-11-16 03:21:22 AM  
Why did I read that as "famous cat-girl blog"?

 
Bomb Head Mohammed 2009-11-16 03:27:37 AM  
leave your fantasies intact: don't bother googling for her photo. she looks exactly as your rational mind would expect a 34 year old ex-call girl with a phd and a lot of stress to look like.

 
Telos 2009-11-16 03:28:05 AM  
Gunther: RoyBatty: First she was victimized and forced to become a prostitute

You trolling?

FTA: "Dr Magnanti, who now lives in Bristol and is a research scientist for The Bristol Initiative for Research of Child Health, became a prostitute because she needed a job that left her enough time to complete her studies...Dr Magnanti told the Sunday Times she worked as a prostitute from 2003 to late 2004, and found it "so much more enjoyable" than her shifts in another job as a computer programmer. "

It doesn't sound like she was victimized.

Also, I'm not surprised to hear being farked for money is more enjoyable than computer programming.


Honestly, I'll stick with the programming thing...

 
Gunther [TotalFark] 2009-11-16 03:30:10 AM  
RoyBatty: Thank you!

Goddamnit.

 
graphitesmoothie 2009-11-16 03:31:19 AM  
Bomb Head Mohammed: leave your fantasies intact: don't bother googling for her photo. she looks exactly as your rational mind would expect a 34 year old ex-call girl with a phd and a lot of stress to look like.

You do realize that's like telling a 5-year-old to not stare at the sun, right?

/Looked
//Angry fist of a god

 
Bungalo 2009-11-16 03:33:09 AM  
Because a picture of window prostition in Amsterdam is relevant.

 
propasaurus [TotalFark] 2009-11-16 03:36:45 AM  
There are a lot of real escorts who think the whole "Belle" story is bogus. This gal may have indeed written the blog, but the conventional wisdom is that she never actually did any of the things she wrote about.
There are a lot of inaccuracies in the stories, and the TV series is even further removed from reality.

/don't ask how I know.

 
dudemanbro [TotalFark] 2009-11-16 03:41:51 AM  
Congratulations, you're a whore.

 
squirmster 2009-11-16 03:47:34 AM  
Scientist in question
entertainment.timesonline.co.uk

/Would hit, with lightning Dr Frankenstein

//see badly PSed image here (new window). I can tell because I have seen a few.

 
Gunther [TotalFark] 2009-11-16 03:49:32 AM  
propasaurus: There are a lot of real escorts who think the whole "Belle" story is bogus. This gal may have indeed written the blog, but the conventional wisdom is that she never actually did any of the things she wrote about.

In the one episode of the show I've seen all her clients were either young and handsome or nebbish but cute, and all of them seemed to be charming and rich professionals who would have no trouble finding a date without paying, so I assumed it was pretty obviously supposed to be fiction.

 
Thorak 2009-11-16 03:49:59 AM  
dudemanbro: Congratulations, you're a whore.

This wouldn't be an issue except for the ridiculously puritanical attitudes in the US. It should mean as much as saying "Congratulations, you work at a call center."

Bear in mind the Puritans left Britain due to religious persecution because they were the Christian equivalent of those Muslims who think all women should wear burqas 24/7 and walk 5 steps behind their owner. I mean husband. They were persecuted because they were belligerent backwards bigoted asshats who did their best to try and make anyone who didn't live up to their creed feel like crap.

And once you understand that, the crazy that is the Bible Belt is much easier to grasp. This is what happens when Talibans grow up.

 
sybby 2009-11-16 03:52:23 AM  
propasaurus: There are a lot of real escorts who think the whole "Belle" story is bogus. This gal may have indeed written the blog, but the conventional wisdom is that she never actually did any of the things she wrote about.
There are a lot of inaccuracies in the stories, and the TV series is even further removed from reality.

/don't ask how I know.


How do you know?
/shenanigans!

 
netsharc 2009-11-16 03:56:57 AM  
squirmster: Scientist in question
entertainment.timesonline.co.uk

/Would hit, with lightning Dr Frankenstein

//see badly PSed image here (new window). I can tell because I have seen a few.


Ouch, where did you get this un-PS-ed one? No Longer want. Then again she has PhD's in 3 fields... and is an older woman. WANT.

 
GoshAwful 2009-11-16 04:02:03 AM  
If she worked at a US university, they'd be firing her so fast you'd think she murdered the dean.

At Bristol, it's high-fives all around. Excellent.

 
That Guy...From That Show! 2009-11-16 04:05:04 AM  
propasaurus: There are a lot of real escorts who think the whole "Belle" story is bogus. This gal may have indeed written the blog, but the conventional wisdom is that she never actually did any of the things she wrote about.
There are a lot of inaccuracies in the stories, and the TV series is even further removed from reality.

/don't ask how I know.


Someone could have easily viewed a summary of her Social Security payment history.

 
propasaurus [TotalFark] 2009-11-16 04:06:36 AM  
sybby: propasaurus: There are a lot of real escorts who think the whole "Belle" story is bogus. This gal may have indeed written the blog, but the conventional wisdom is that she never actually did any of the things she wrote about.
There are a lot of inaccuracies in the stories, and the TV series is even further removed from reality.

/don't ask how I know.

How do you know?
/shenanigans!


I know!

 
Archmage of Mampang 2009-11-16 04:09:24 AM  
i216.photobucket.com

Did she charge extra for the Freddy Krueger face, or was that just a bonus?

 
BesiktasBoy83 2009-11-16 04:15:42 AM  
Why would I pay for something I can get for free? ;)
Not bragging but if you can't get some without paying you need to do some research: The game by Neil Strauss.
I guarantee you can get better than that women in the picture most nights and you don't have to pay for her.

 
gothelder 2009-11-16 04:17:07 AM  
Thorak: This wouldn't be an issue except for the ridiculously puritanical attitudes in the US. It should mean as much as saying "Congratulations, you work at a call center."

From what I understand it is pretty much the same thing. The only plus side is that if you are a whore its less sticky.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-11-16 04:18:04 AM  
What I prefer to think of her as looking like:

www.startrip.tv

 
GWSuperfan 2009-11-16 04:18:27 AM  
Archmage of Mampang: Did she charge extra for the Freddy Krueger face, or was that just a bonus?

Looks like hair hanging down to me

 
honeygun 2009-11-16 04:21:33 AM  
"We have published her since 2005 and we are looking forward to continuing that relationship."

Ha! Ha! No doubt they are ...

 
OnmyojiOmn 2009-11-16 04:25:21 AM  
squirmster: Scientist in question


/Would hit, with lightning Dr Frankenstein

//see badly PSed image here (new window). I can tell because I have seen a few.


Looks like someone gave her a Glasgow Smile.

 
Omnis_evil_twin 2009-11-16 04:27:41 AM  
Archmage of Mampang: Did she charge extra for the Freddy Krueger face, or was that just a bonus?

Why so serious?

 
sweetlamb 2009-11-16 04:29:50 AM  
The image posted here of her with a scar looks more like a "badly" photo shopped picture than the other one does.

 
bpdisme [TotalFark] 2009-11-16 04:35:21 AM  
BesiktasBoy83: Why would I pay for something I can get for free? ;)
Not bragging but if you can't get some without paying you need to do some research: The game by Neil Strauss.
I guarantee you can get better than that women in the picture most nights and you don't have to pay for her.


Dinner, movie, picnic, cheap bottle of rum. You're always paying for something

 
BesiktasBoy83 2009-11-16 04:40:34 AM  
bpdisme: BesiktasBoy83: Why would I pay for something I can get for free? ;)
Not bragging but if you can't get some without paying you need to do some research: The game by Neil Strauss.
I guarantee you can get better than that women in the picture most nights and you don't have to pay for her.

Dinner, movie, picnic, cheap bottle of rum. You're always paying for something


No. Some times I even get them to pay. Guaranteed I get as much if not a little more p__ than the average guy and I don't have to bribe/pay.

 
eas81 2009-11-16 04:53:51 AM  
I'll just leave this here.

www.celebrity-pictures.ca

/Hot like Billie.

 
That Guy...From That Show! 2009-11-16 04:56:08 AM  
BesiktasBoy83: No. Some times I even get them to pay. Guaranteed I get as much if not a little more p__ than the average guy and I don't have to bribe/pay.

Pie? I can't stand cake but if girls are buying pie I'm all in.

 
GoshAwful 2009-11-16 05:03:44 AM  
That Guy...From That Show!: BesiktasBoy83: No. Some times I even get them to pay. Guaranteed I get as much if not a little more p__ than the average guy and I don't have to bribe/pay.

Pie? I can't stand cake but if girls are buying pie I'm all in.


Palmrash.

 
trixter_nl 2009-11-16 05:13:07 AM  
the pic looks a lot like a window in the netherlands, not so much a call girl.

 
Comic Book Guy 2009-11-16 05:16:37 AM  
Omnis_evil_twin: Archmage of Mampang: Did she charge extra for the Freddy Krueger face, or was that just a bonus?

Why so serious?


You want to know how I got these scars?

 
FishStampede [TotalFark] 2009-11-16 05:26:36 AM  
entertainment.timesonline.co.uk

Definite 20-footer. From the faraway pic, I'd totally hit that. the up close one? Not as much.

 
AliasUndercover 2009-11-16 05:35:21 AM  
Mmmmm....Scientist whore...

 
dudemanbro [TotalFark] 2009-11-16 05:42:08 AM  
dudemanbro: Congratulations, you're a whore.

This wouldn't be an issue except for the ridiculously puritanical attitudes in the US. It should mean as much as saying "Congratulations, you work at a call center."

Bear in mind the Puritans left Britain due to religious persecution because they were the Christian equivalent of those Muslims who think all women should wear burqas 24/7 and walk 5 steps behind their owner. I mean husband. They were persecuted because they were belligerent backwards bigoted asshats who did their best to try and make anyone who didn't live up to their creed feel like crap.

And once you understand that, the crazy that is the Bible Belt is much easier to grasp. This is what happens when Talibans grow up.


I believe you are trolling, but will respond anyway.
I disagree. Calling me puritanical just because I live in the U.S. and equating me and anyone else who thinks prostitution is wrong with the Taliban is ridiculous.
I personally believe prostitution should be legal and regulated, but I would also discourage my daughter or any female I cared about from becoming a whore and do not participate in that world myself. There is nothing respectable about selling one's body or paying someone for their "services" and there are many dangers involved in willfully subjugating oneself to others for money. It is looked down upon for good reason.
She's a whore (even if she prefers the term "call girl") and that's not a compliment.

 
Verlorenes Metallgeld 2009-11-16 05:42:20 AM  
BesiktasBoy83: Why would I pay for something I can get for free? ;)
Not bragging but if you can't get some without paying you need to do some research: The game by Neil Strauss.
I guarantee you can get better than that women in the picture most nights and you don't have to pay for her.


Just out of curiosity, in which chapter does it say "slap a picture from a gonzo porn site on your fark profile"?

btw the wrinkles on the lady are jpeg artifacts

 
CaptainBeer 2009-11-16 05:49:21 AM  
How many times do I have to tell you people to ignore the vapidity that is BesiktasBoy83? He'll go on and on and on like that.

Unless you're just stitching him up, then by all means, fire away.

 
Fluffball 2009-11-16 05:49:55 AM  
Thorak: dudemanbro: Congratulations, you're a whore.

This wouldn't be an issue except for the ridiculously puritanical attitudes in the US. It should mean as much as saying "Congratulations, you work at a call center."

Bear in mind the Puritans left Britain due to religious persecution because they were the Christian equivalent of those Muslims who think all women should wear burqas 24/7 and walk 5 steps behind their owner. I mean husband. They were persecuted because they were belligerent backwards bigoted asshats who did their best to try and make anyone who didn't live up to their creed feel like crap.

And once you understand that, the crazy that is the Bible Belt is much easier to grasp. This is what happens when Talibans grow up.


Yet oddly enough you throw them across the ocean and then add a ton of poor people sold into indenture, criminals, slaves, pirates and everyone else you got a pretty rockin' country.

I'm really really tired of how people think that because our major population centers were concentrated in the NE along the story of the pilgrims that it equals the entirety of our national heritage and tradition.

 
Laire 2009-11-16 05:49:58 AM  
I have known quite a few women who go into the sex industry to pay for college. It's a damn sad reality. Glad she enjoyed it; there are plenty who do not.

/wonders how many STDs she has.

 
agoratrader 2009-11-16 05:54:56 AM  
Never heard of this person.

/I'll fark 10 prostitutes with a rubber than one slut from a club without. God only knows how many loads were blown in that slut without a condom. I know how many were blown in the prostitute if she knows what the fark she's doing : 0

 
ethics-gradient 2009-11-16 05:55:56 AM  
Interesting. She is articulate and has common sense, it seems that there is a noisy minority who will flat out deny that she is who she says she is and insist that her writings are fiction: "You don't know what's happened in your life - we do". Her having to come out to pre empt anyone else doing it might be a step toward prostitution being more out in the open, policed and regulated.

 
Verlorenes Metallgeld 2009-11-16 06:13:37 AM  
agoratrader: Never heard of this person.

/I'll fark 10 prostitutes with a rubber than one slut from a club without. God only knows how many loads were blown in that slut without a condom. I know how many were blown in the prostitute if she knows what the fark she's doing : 0


Why don't just fark the slut with a rubber on?

 
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