He should be grateful that he didn't end up on death roe.

The man has no sole.

Being into politics, I'm sure he's got lots of chums to help him out.
I doubt that will put much of a sockeye on his career.

Must we all carp about one little mistake?

rcain: Being into politics, I'm sure he's got lots of chums to help him out.
I doubt that will put much of a sockeye on his career.

Exactly. It's not like he is standing out on a perch here, but a simple apology does not maki this right. Muskie be so obtuse?

HE wouldn't have been caught if he hadn't swerved because he was wanted to tuna the radio.

Uchiha_Cycliste: HE wouldn't have been caught if he hadn't swerved because he was wanted to tuna the radio.

He was trying to adjust the bass, is what I heard.

He shad be ashamed of himself.

he must have been really walleyed.

Pocket Ninja: Uchiha_Cycliste: HE wouldn't have been caught if he hadn't swerved because he was wanted to tuna the radio.

He was trying to adjust the bass, is what I heard.

He shouldn't attempt risky maneuvers after that many gulpers of booze. There is no excuse for driving after drinking like a fish.

Uchiha_Cycliste: Pocket Ninja: Uchiha_Cycliste: HE wouldn't have been caught if he hadn't swerved because he was wanted to tuna the radio.

He was trying to adjust the bass, is what I heard.

He shouldn't attempt risky maneuvers after that many gulpers of booze. There is no excuse for driving after drinking like a fish.

Well that's one halibut of a red herring!
He was only a tadpole above the legal limit

rcain: Uchiha_Cycliste: Pocket Ninja: Uchiha_Cycliste: HE wouldn't have been caught if he hadn't swerved because he was wanted to tuna the radio.

He was trying to adjust the bass, is what I heard.

He shouldn't attempt risky maneuvers after that many gulpers of booze. There is no excuse for driving after drinking like a fish.

Well that's one halibut of a red herring!
He was only a tadpole above the legal limit

There's platy of ways to get home with out putting others at risk. He's simply asking the black angel to swoop down and carry him and his victims away.

Uchiha_Cycliste: There's platy of ways to get home with out putting others at risk. He's simply asking the black angel to swoop down and carry him and his victims away.

I ceviche what you're talking about, but it's not like he was driving totally battered.

I'm trout of puns, we should at least leave one or two for the liters.

Uchiha_Cycliste: I'm trout of puns, we should at least leave one or two for the liters.

Ohh cod, what a half-baked excuse.
The liters can go fugu themselves.

rcain: Uchiha_Cycliste: I'm trout of puns, we should at least leave one or two for the liters.

Ohh cod, what a half-baked excuse.
The liters can go fugu themselves.

why you goby like that? I'm sure you were one once.

I hope he never spawns.

I don't think this will play very well with his bass.

Then again, it's Vermont. What else is there to do but get tanked every night?

rcain: The liters can go fugu themselves.

If you want to flirt with liters, there's no need to be koi about it.

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Uchiha_Cycliste: why you goby like that? I'm sure you were one once.

Sure, we were all smolt-fries once, but what candiru about that?
Let's not make anemones.

rcain: Uchiha_Cycliste: why you goby like that? I'm sure you were one once.

Sure, we were all smolt-fries once, but what candiru about that?
Let's not make anemones.

I eel like you are harping to seal bad memories.

Shut up, all of you before I call the cods.

Ugggh... this thread is giving me a haddock. :(

MissFeasance: rcain: The liters can go fugu themselves.

If you want to flirt with liters, there's no need to be koi about it.

Not to get in a puffer about it, but you got that bass-ackwards.
I was anything but koi... so I don't see how you fit me into that grouper.
Unless of course, you were just a shad bit too shy and floundered about on what you really wanted to say... then to that all I can say is "hello angel" :)

Uchiha_Cycliste: rcain: Uchiha_Cycliste: why you goby like that? I'm sure you were one once.

Sure, we were all smolt-fries once, but what candiru about that?
Let's not make anemones.

I eel like you are harping to seal bad memories.

Ohyo clam up gai there nothing wrong with a little clown-fishing around.
Can't a guppy hamachi it up a little?

mythias2600: rcain: Being into politics, I'm sure he's got lots of chums to help him out.
I doubt that will put much of a sockeye on his career.

Exactly. It's not like he is standing out on a perch here, but a simple apology does not maki this right. Muskie be so obtuse?

Whale, what would you do? Have him uneelected?

I have to admit, Subby hooked me with that headline

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rcain: Whale, what would you do? Have him uni-lected?

ftfy.

And, if he were, perhaps more folks would understand the porpoise of these laws.

mamoru: rcain: Whale, what would you do? Have him uni-lected?

ftfy.

And, if he were, perhaps more folks would understand the porpoise of these laws.

Well you got some gull! Uneelected is eelxactly as I intended.
I'm just emphatically seallabicle like that.

rcain: I'm just emphatically seallabicle like that.

Well, you can take your pronunciation and your spelling anago fill your hovercraft with them. Just because its an invertebrate doesn't mean its spine-less. Sure, it may not have a lot of mussels, but that's no reason to discriminate. Not one time. Not two times. Not even ctenophore times. :(

/really stretching here, but echinodermata what I say, does it.

mamoru: rcain: I'm just emphatically seallabicle like that.

Well, you can take your pronunciation and your spelling anago fill your hovercraft with them. Just because its an invertebrate doesn't mean its spine-less. Sure, it may not have a lot of mussels, but that's no reason to discriminate. Not one time. Not two times. Not even ctenophore times. :(

/really stretching here, but echinodermata what I say, does it.

Awww shucks, you just went off the deep-end on that one.
A net-loss if I ever saw one.

/A pearl of wisdom: you should have quit while you were ahead

Charlie The Tuna is at fault here. The catfish and dogfish were fighting and he got distracted. Get off your high seahorse.

FISH

I believe it's pronounced salmon?

Me and Kenny don't give two sh*ts about stupid ass SAAAALLLMMON!

Make him climb the salmon ladder...



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I don't know, this whole story seems a little fishy.

I've been told he drinks like a fish!

Fuller: FISH

DachshundPorridge: I believe it's pronounced salmon?



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Hey Uchiha, your boyfriends are here... I'll leave you guys to enjoy your brotherly cuttlefish-ness or whatever it is you call it these days.

Punny.

Uchiha_Cycliste: I'm trout of puns, we should at least leave one or two for the liters.

trolling fark is like shooting liters in a barrel. kudos.

What a dumb-bass. Hope he had to spend a night in the tank.

Oh-Mahi-ead...this thread is for the birds.

I hope he can keep his Largemouth shut while in jail.
Wouldnt want him to get hit upside his steelhead.

I'm not going to be koi about this! What is the porpoise of this article? This poor guy floundered and now has to attend a court herring. And you guys are making fun of him just for the halibut? Go ahead you mullet heads and have a whale of a time! I'm not going to hake part of this!

I see he has a military background. Wonder if he was a sergeant major?

Nigiri, please.