Sorry about the lack of a good headline....

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Sorry about the lack of a good headline....

I was going to say that if you're a retard, you shouldn't bother posting a link, but then you outed yourself. Now I feel bad.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Sorry about the lack of a good headline....

Yeah, dude, you had all week to come up with something. Mine would have taken a page from the broadcaster's notebook and said something like "blah blah blah Jimmy Johnson blah blah blah Jimmy Johnson blah blah blah Jimmy Johnson blah blah blah Jimmy Johnson blah blah blah Jimmy Johnson".

You know, something imaginative :)

I didn't even submit one, so I can't say anything.

Morning, all!

Huh. Tyrese has a good voice.

i never knew that.

Ok, so last week's payoff worked, and JJ got dumped in lap 3. Who are we paying this week to knock him out of the race?

Truex Jr.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Ok, so last week's payoff worked, and JJ got dumped in lap 3. Who are we paying this week to knock him out of the race?

Keselowski. He's on a roll.

SweetSunny: Keselowski. He's on a roll.

Yeah, he's on a roll but Hamlin didn't even kiss the wall. We need someone out there that can get the job done, and I say Michael Waltrip is just the man to do it.

Lame command.

McCain?

He's a maverick!

Old_Chief_Scott: SweetSunny: Keselowski. He's on a roll.

Yeah, he's on a roll but Hamlin didn't even kiss the wall. We need someone out there that can get the job done, and I say Michael Waltrip is just the man to do it.

True. Hornish is a good bet too.

I may disappear every so often today.

Whether I like it or not, I have to do stupid damn housework today...

Boogity

I think i'll nap for the Jimmy Johnson Show

Go Kurt, you're still mathematically in it!

God, I hope the smoke is a bad sign for JJ

Boring.

yay green!

"One group wastes gas, while another produces it."

There.

this race is lamesauce

I was hoping for some drama on the green flag stops.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: yay green!

Congrats!

vegaswench: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: yay green!

Congrats!

thanks!

Bob Dolemite: this race is lamesauce

it's still early. They're getting the feel for the track. the 2nd half of the race should be exciting.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: it's still early. They're getting the feel for the track. the 2nd half of the race should be exciting.

Hope so.

C'mon Mark! This restart is your big chance...

Bob Dolemite this race is lamesauce

Kansas Texas California tends to be the "Meh Zone". The banking in Vegas changed their outcomes

55 crash - it's official race

and its official

My favorite lolnascar of the week:



Oh uh, another caution...

Official!

Michael Waltrip involved? No way!

rhiannon: Michael Waltrip involved? No way!

Way!

fark you, Gordon, you stay away from Kyle!

farking Jimmie Johnson channel again. Ugh.

See I was hoping Waltrip was saving himself to take out Johnson. I had the whole scenario in my mind all worked out. It would have been a lot more entertaining than this race is right now.

rhiannon: See I was hoping Waltrip was saving himself to take out Johnson. I had the whole scenario in my mind all worked out. It would have been a lot more entertaining than this race is right now.

Ain't that the truth. Come on, Bowyer, get jj on the restart.

I like that #31 paint scheme today.

Big one!

Shoot!

way to end the season junior

If it weren't for bad luck, Jr. wouldn't have any.

Dammit, why wasn't JJ involved???

vegaswench: If it weren't for bad luck, Jr. wouldn't have any.

I'm not sure that was a "luck" deal. "Talent," maybe?

2 Wins, 7 Top 10s in 14 starts.

I think Junior has the talent.

I also think they need to melt down that 88 (formerly 25) shop, bring in an exorcist, a sports psychologist, and start from scratch. There was an article on Jayski last week I think that showed that shop has never placed any better than the top 20 I think. Trying to find it.

good_2_go: vegaswench: If it weren't for bad luck, Jr. wouldn't have any.

I'm not sure that was a "luck" deal. "Talent," maybe?

Oh, I think he has talent...he DID win a Busch Championship. I just think he is messed up in the head and he's worn out.

it is simply amazing that the 48 team has been able to win what will be 4 consecutive championships, but it's getting real farking boring to watch and follow.

abc's coverage isn't helping, either. they may as well give jj a hummer when he comes in for pit stops.

vegaswench: I just think he is messed up in the head and he's worn out.

I agree. He started out pretty well, then his dad was killed. He never really had a chance to mourn before he was declared the face of NASCAR.

He's had more pressure added to him just because of his name than the majority of drivers will ever have to deal with.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: I just think he is messed up in the head and he's worn out.

I agree. He started out pretty well, then his dad was killed. He never really had a chance to mourn before he was declared the face of NASCAR.

He's had more pressure added to him just because of his name than the majority of drivers will ever have to deal with.

Exactly. I know he's rich and doing what he loves, and all, but I wouldn't trade places for him for anything. Even with his cool ghost town.