Crikey!

That is beautiful.

ninjakirby: That is beautiful.

We need to kill it!

this better be about Demon's Souls.

One day its beautiful wings will be formed into processed scallops.

Done in one.

it's comin' right for us

Impressed.

Walter Newell FTW!

REO-Weedwagon: One day its beautiful wings will be formed into processed scallops.

Is that a thing?

The Madd Man: Impressed.

You know, I hate to admit it because this is fark and we're supposed to hate everything, but I really miss that crazy fark.

The mighty Mud Marlin

Why did I expect it to spear the guy through the heart?

Shrugging Atlas: The Madd Man: Impressed.

You know, I hate to admit it because this is fark and we're supposed to hate everything, but I really miss that crazy fark.

I know how you feel man. But at least he died how he lived... with animals in his heart

johnsoninca: Crikey!



Came for this. Leaving very satisfied.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I know how you feel man. But at least he died how he lived... with animals in his heart

I like you!

bigbabysurfer: The All-Powerful Atheismo: I know how you feel man. But at least he died how he lived... with animals in his heart

I like you!

Jesus christ. brilliant thread but goddamn, man, it just hurts my heart....

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Shrugging Atlas: The Madd Man: Impressed.

You know, I hate to admit it because this is fark and we're supposed to hate everything, but I really miss that crazy fark.

I know how you feel man. But at least he died how he lived... with animals in his heart

Dude, that really stings.

shanrick: ninjakirby: That is beautiful.

We need to kill it!

Yep, nuke it from orbit

How ironic that this alien-looking creature is so gentle and unthreatening to us (other than freak accidents), and yet a cute and adorable chimpanzee is much more likely to tear us a new asshole.

Huggermugger: How ironic that this alien-looking creature is so gentle and unthreatening to us (other than freak accidents), and yet a cute and adorable chimpanzee is much more likely to tear us a new asshole.

I'm sure if you tried to put a giant string ray in an enclosure and dress it up and feed it mcdonalds and xanax, it would fark you up pretty good.

Those guys in Demon's Souls creeped me out, and those wierd bug scorpian things with 3 faces.

Too soon

Back in the 1950s, there was a story about a freighter that had a running battle with a real giant manta ray that lasted for about week with the freighter barely making it into port.

Two and a half meters across

I was told there'd be no math.

Huggermugger: How ironic that this alien-looking creature is so gentle and unthreatening to us (other than freak accidents), and yet a cute and adorable chimpanzee is much more likely to tear us a new asshole.

Just be glad you're not a frog...

puuukeey: it's comin' right for us

shanrick: ninjakirby: That is beautiful.

We need to kill it!

T-Luv: Yep, nuke it from orbit

It's the only way to be sure

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Shrugging Atlas: The Madd Man: Impressed.

You know, I hate to admit it because this is fark and we're supposed to hate everything, but I really miss that crazy fark.

I know how you feel man. But at least he died how he lived... with animals in his heart

Well damn. I guess I'm going to hell.

Okay.....Crocodile Hunter aside....that was boring and stupid.......

Okay, i'll do it.

shanrick: ninjakirby: That is beautiful.

We need to kill eat it!

Bet it tastes like chicken!

\and orphans' tears

Funny how divers used to not be so afraid of stingrays until one killed the fark out of Steve Irwin with an improbable strike to the heart. Now they act like stingrays are dangerous as all hell.

I clicked this wondering how many posts in we'd get a Steve Irwin reference. Seeing it as the Weeners made that click worth my precious precious time.

I'm not so sure about that "curious nature" part.

johnsoninca: Crikey!

One and done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6t9L_EVEX0

peachpicker: Huggermugger: How ironic that this alien-looking creature is so gentle and unthreatening to us (other than freak accidents), and yet a cute and adorable chimpanzee is much more likely to tear us a new asshole.

Just be glad you're not a frog...

wow...I could have lived the rest of my life without ever having seen that and been perfectly fine.

godiluvbeer: peachpicker: Huggermugger: How ironic that this alien-looking creature is so gentle and unthreatening to us (other than freak accidents), and yet a cute and adorable chimpanzee is much more likely to tear us a new asshole.

Just be glad you're not a frog...

wow...I could have lived the rest of my life without ever having seen that and been perfectly fine.

I'll have to post that in the evolution thread. It is Proof man and apes are related.

godiluvbeer: peachpicker:

Just be glad you're not a frog...

wow...I could have lived the rest of my life without ever having seen that and been perfectly fine.

THIS.

Umm.. WTF were we talking about again?

Eye-bleach, hell, I need some brain-bleach now.

Closest thing I can think of:



Jessica Alba in a bikini. Proof there is a God and everything is alright with the world.

Back when God was planning all this crap out I think He already had the bikini in mind before matter accreted, molecules organized into life, and humans evolved. Now God's plan has finally been realized. Behold its glory. Amen, brother.

Gangway Fathead: REO-Weedwagon: One day its beautiful wings will be formed into processed scallops.

Is that a thing?

Eh?

/looks around nervously, packs in his wings and darts off in a panic

johnsoninca: Crikey!

Came for the crikey. Done in one. ^5 Fark

peachpicker: Huggermugger: How ironic that this alien-looking creature is so gentle and unthreatening to us (other than freak accidents), and yet a cute and adorable chimpanzee is much more likely to tear us a new asshole.

Just be glad you're not a frog...

thats a sick monkey...lol.

Mad Mark: Okay, i'll do it.

FTA "Manta rays are one of the most intelligent creatures in the ocean and, at up to seven metres long, one of the largest."

FTA "almost nothing is known about their lives."

Who decides that they are one of the most intelligent creatures in the ocean? It seems like every other creature in the ocean is one of the "most intelligent". I understand dolphins and octopus which have displayed high intelligence but for a creature that science knows little about; where does the saying come from here?


/Yea, I know its probably just words added on to make people want to save the oceans more and increase conservation efforts.

chucknasty: this better be about Demon's Souls.

I just started playing that this weekend. Good stuff.

What a stingray may look like.

/Obscure?

Rare? I'm no fisherman, and certainly not a world traveler, but I've seen at least a dozen +6 ft stingrays pulled out of the water in my lifetime.

The only reason we don't know a lot about them is - dainty little snowflake scientists are either too lazy, uninterested, or (more likely) scared shiatless of them plunging a poison arrow into their heart.

Dr. Poison: Rare? I'm no fisherman, and certainly not a world traveler, but I've seen at least a dozen +6 ft stingrays pulled out of the water in my lifetime.

The only reason we don't know a lot about them is - dainty little snowflake scientists are either too lazy, uninterested, or (more likely) scared shiatless of them plunging a poison arrow into their heart.

just for the record, 7 meters is a LOT longer than 6 feet...