signed autograph

You mean he autographed his autograph?!?

That does blow my mind...

Oh dear, subby divided by zero and blew his mind in a cloud of illogic.

Subby made my head asplode

dslfobia: signed autograph

You mean he autographed his autograph?!?

That does blow my mind...

Signed is being used as a verb in the headline.

This thread cannot possibly end well.

This link has a great video. (new window)

I agree with the purchaser.. steal of the century.

The price of one ruby?

Subby, that headline was sick and a half.

Keep up the good work.

I would consider paying that much to never hear about him again.

1) Purchase historical artifact: $39,000
2) Insure artifact for: $250,000
3) Artifact mysteriously disappears or gets destroyed: Profit $211,000

/the question is how long the buyer will wait to spring the cunning plan into action

Yo dog, we heard you like autographs.....

bmihura: I would consider paying that much to never hear about him again.

Obvious knoll is obvious.

good one BlippityBleep, you're probably right

+1 for subby. Bravo.

-1 Subby, we needed that joke like we needed a hole in the head

/Enough with the puns, I'm shot

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: -1 Subby, we needed that joke like we needed a hole in the head

/Enough with the puns, I'm shot

Geez, no need to snipe at Subby.

ACallForPeace: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: -1 Subby, we needed that joke like we needed a hole in the head

/Enough with the puns, I'm shot

Geez, no need to snipe at Subby.

Ouch, I wasn't expecting a response of that caliber

I'd like to think for $39k you could get more than oral sex and a little bit of cocaine.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: ACallForPeace: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: -1 Subby, we needed that joke like we needed a hole in the head

/Enough with the puns, I'm shot

Geez, no need to snipe at Subby.

Ouch, I wasn't expecting a response of that caliber

You gotta expect the puns to come machine-gun quick around here. Of course, the good ones only attack when you least expect them too.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: ACallForPeace: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: -1 Subby, we needed that joke like we needed a hole in the head

/Enough with the puns, I'm shot

Geez, no need to snipe at Subby.

Ouch, I wasn't expecting a response of that caliber

You left that window right open.

Man who rides in a roofless car can only invite disaster.

ACallForPeace: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: ACallForPeace: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: -1 Subby, we needed that joke like we needed a hole in the head

/Enough with the puns, I'm shot

Geez, no need to snipe at Subby.

Ouch, I wasn't expecting a response of that caliber

You left that window right open.

Well, your comment just added a whole new layer of sympathy to the Kennedy family. I daresay that it forced me to step back, and move closer to traditional democrat values to further understand the situation.

Yes, back and to the left. Back and to the left.

They put the autograph on a pedestal in the middle of the room, but the new owner suggested they move it back, and to the left.

FTA: What could be the last autograph signed by President Kennedy was sold recently at an auction of itmes linked to his assassination in Texas.

Do they not have spellcheck at CNN? First paragraph, really?

This guy got a real bang for his buck.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: ACallForPeace: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: ACallForPeace: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: -1 Subby, we needed that joke like we needed a hole in the head

/Enough with the puns, I'm shot

Geez, no need to snipe at Subby.

Ouch, I wasn't expecting a response of that caliber

You left that window right open.

Well, your comment just added a whole new layer of sympathy to the Kennedy family. I daresay that it forced me to step back, and move closer to traditional democrat values to further understand the situation.

Yes, back and to the left. Back and to the left.

Yeah, I think the American people are beginning to recoil from the far right crazy that's been going on lately.

Dumb headline plus dumb article = aw, who am I kidding, I have nothing better to do than to read this stupid shiat.

Interestingly, JFK's signature that day was written at a very pronounced angle. Back and to the left, you might say.

Insert Antique Roadshow joke here.

I know they had Jack Ruby's fedora, but dd the have his stratocaster?

ACallForPeace: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: ACallForPeace: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: ACallForPeace: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: -1 Subby, we needed that joke like we needed a hole in the head

/Enough with the puns, I'm shot

Geez, no need to snipe at Subby.

Ouch, I wasn't expecting a response of that caliber

You left that window right open.

Well, your comment just added a whole new layer of sympathy to the Kennedy family. I daresay that it forced me to step back, and move closer to traditional democrat values to further understand the situation.

Yes, back and to the left. Back and to the left.

Yeah, I think the American people are beginning to recoil from the far right crazy that's been going on lately.

Don't worry about that - it's just going to bounce around inside there and hit a few different things.

ronaprhys: Don't worry about that - it's just going to bounce around inside there and hit a few different things.

Yeah, but I think Palin has the magic bullet up her sleeve to help her win 2012. God save us.

ACallForPeace: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: ACallForPeace: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: ACallForPeace: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: -1 Subby, we needed that joke like we needed a hole in the head

/Enough with the puns, I'm shot

Geez, no need to snipe at Subby.

Ouch, I wasn't expecting a response of that caliber

You left that window right open.

Well, your comment just added a whole new layer of sympathy to the Kennedy family. I daresay that it forced me to step back, and move closer to traditional democrat values to further understand the situation.

Yes, back and to the left. Back and to the left.

Yeah, I think the American people are beginning to recoil from the far right crazy that's been going on lately.

Let's keep it classy, fellow Farkers. Show them we are not petty and have the brains to post tasteful comments.

ronaprhys: ACallForPeace: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: ACallForPeace: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: ACallForPeace: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: -1 Subby, we needed that joke like we needed a hole in the head

/Enough with the puns, I'm shot

Geez, no need to snipe at Subby.

Ouch, I wasn't expecting a response of that caliber

You left that window right open.

Well, your comment just added a whole new layer of sympathy to the Kennedy family. I daresay that it forced me to step back, and move closer to traditional democrat values to further understand the situation.

Yes, back and to the left. Back and to the left.

Yeah, I think the American people are beginning to recoil from the far right crazy that's been going on lately.

Don't worry about that - it's just going to bounce around inside there and hit a few different things.

These puns are too good. There has to be someone else helping.

Dick Schittlippz: Man who rides in a roofless car can only invite disaster.

You forgot "Confucius Say."

I heard there was a second autograph.

omega.ody: ronaprhys

These puns are too good. There has to be someone else helping.

Are you saying that this is a wordplay conspiracy?

Subby's headline was tastless and offensive.....

I loved it

It did blow my mind. I was thinking upwards of 6 figures and it was low 5.

castufari: GW's autograph on a lottery ticket sold for ~8k today.

Pfft. That signature is just revolting.

Came for the grammar snark, leaving satisfied.

How do I know it's Jack Ruby's hat JFK's signature?

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: omega.ody: ronaprhys

These puns are too good. There has to be someone else helping.

Are you saying that this is a wordplay conspiracy?

We just keep shooting them in there, sooner or later something comes out in the splatter.

Lee Harvey Was a Friend of Mine (new window from the depository)