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BendreGiant 2009-11-13 08:56:36 PM  
that was retarded.

 
cornan 2009-11-13 08:59:18 PM  
They actually stretch that joke out to 4 minutes? I made it about 35 seconds in and had to close the tab.

 
puckrock2000 2009-11-13 09:00:49 PM  
The lyrics are downright Evinrude.

/sorry, best I got

 
TheMega 2009-11-13 09:03:22 PM  
Squeeze on a ball on MY johnson like that.. and it would hurt.

/penis

 
tagjim 2009-11-13 09:12:32 PM  
www.courtneyhoskins.com

is funny because Johnson is slang for penis!!

 
lmyxter 2009-11-13 09:12:57 PM  
No one could find a video of My Ding-a-Ling?

 
Don Piano 2009-11-13 09:29:00 PM  
I lol'd

well done!

 
RoyBatty 2009-11-13 10:36:24 PM  
At 3:28 or so, there is a pretty nice visual joke.

 
leftymcrighty 2009-11-13 10:36:29 PM  
Admittedly, the puns were cute (chokin' on my Johnson, trim on my Johnson), but christ - to make a blues song where you just "say the joke several times in a row" - weak. Decent concept, piss-poor execution

 
leftymcrighty 2009-11-13 10:37:45 PM  
RoyBatty: At 3:28 or so, there is a pretty nice visual joke.

Oh, THAT'S what that was, I didn't get it at first. Cute...

/slow

 
meehaw [TotalFark] 2009-11-13 10:42:29 PM  
Hey, he wasn't talking about boat motors, was he?

 
StormDawg [TotalFark] 2009-11-13 11:38:53 PM  
The video wasn't half bad. I watched it with the sound off.

 
Stickdeath 2009-11-13 11:43:02 PM  
It's funny because a Johnson can also mean PENIS. Hur hur hur.

 
spigi 2009-11-13 11:44:51 PM  
For your enjoyment (new window)

 
ewillyp 2009-11-14 12:17:47 AM  
wow, she must've been some ugly for you to only use her boobs in the video . . . I mean come on, we get it here's some boobs, but come on give the girl some close ups, if anything use less of that guy with the fat neck chin strap man-scaping and more of her.

 
moerty 2009-11-14 12:25:05 AM  
ewillyp: wow, she must've been some ugly for you to only use her boobs in the video . . . I mean come on, we get it here's some boobs, but come on give the girl some close ups, if anything use less of that guy with the fat neck chin strap man-scaping and more of her.

forget the head, that body was SMOKING!

 
ignite ice 2009-11-14 12:43:57 AM  
I think they were talking about starting an engine, but I'm not sure.

 
yesanded 2009-11-14 01:29:19 AM  
HAHA funny dikjoke!! HAHA!

Keep saying it till it gets funny.

 
SgtKashim 2009-11-14 01:32:16 AM  
I thought it was clever, and well executed. Bravo. Applause all around.

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2009-11-14 03:22:57 AM  
cornan: I made it about 35 seconds in and had to close the tab.

Your patience is legend.

 
pondelik 2009-11-14 06:29:44 AM  
it was like a family guy bit that would not end.

 
deadsanta 2009-11-14 07:21:55 AM  
I liked this song better when it was a "crawlin' kingsnake".

 
StormDawg [TotalFark] 2009-11-14 09:23:29 AM  
moerty: forget the head, that body was SMOKING!

The rear view was quiet pleasant.

 
tedZilla 2009-11-14 09:39:15 AM  
You get to see her face in the first "don't need no Evinrude" and she's super cute with kickass body

 
ewillyp 2009-11-14 10:05:28 AM  
i'm jus sayin'; chinstrap manscaping guy vs. cutie patootie, it's a no brainer, hang the camera man

 
Keys dude 2009-11-14 10:31:32 AM  
Chocolate Salty Balls

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=chocolate+balls+song&hl=en&emb=0&aq=2sx&o q =chocalte+balls#

 
stiletto_the_wise [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-14 12:41:17 PM  
Hahahah, I like repetitive immature humor, and I'm laughing my johnson off.

 
LeroyBourne 2009-11-14 12:44:12 PM  
cornan: They actually stretch that joke out to 4 minutes? I made it about 35 seconds in and had to close the tab.

Me too.
/made it as far as squeezing on my johnson.
//nice tig ol' bitties though.

 
ignite ice 2009-11-14 01:20:19 PM  
pondelik: it was like a family guy bit that would not end.

Like that time I got some girl to sing about my johnson for five minutes and she still thought I was talking about the engine on my boat...

Peter, she was talking about the engine on your boat

Oh, right

 
w00ty 2009-11-14 02:33:48 PM  
moerty: ewillyp: wow, she must've been some ugly for you to only use her boobs in the video . . . I mean come on, we get it here's some boobs, but come on give the girl some close ups, if anything use less of that guy with the fat neck chin strap man-scaping and more of her.

forget the head, that body was SMOKING!


yah i find that paper bags work GR8!

/fap

 
hachijuhachi 2009-11-14 10:59:06 PM  
I stuck around for the girl footage, and there were actually two clever jokes at the end about lube and putting the plug in. Probably not worth any farker's very valuable time, but I'll give the guy a LITTLE more credit than I would have had I closed it before the end.

 
HackerHiker 2009-11-15 12:29:14 PM  
I enjoyed it.

 
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