that was retarded.

They actually stretch that joke out to 4 minutes? I made it about 35 seconds in and had to close the tab.

The lyrics are downright Evinrude.

/sorry, best I got

Squeeze on a ball on MY johnson like that.. and it would hurt.

/penis

is funny because Johnson is slang for penis!!

No one could find a video of My Ding-a-Ling?

I lol'd

well done!

At 3:28 or so, there is a pretty nice visual joke.

Admittedly, the puns were cute (chokin' on my Johnson, trim on my Johnson), but christ - to make a blues song where you just "say the joke several times in a row" - weak. Decent concept, piss-poor execution

RoyBatty: At 3:28 or so, there is a pretty nice visual joke.

Oh, THAT'S what that was, I didn't get it at first. Cute...

/slow

Hey, he wasn't talking about boat motors, was he?

The video wasn't half bad. I watched it with the sound off.

It's funny because a Johnson can also mean PENIS. Hur hur hur.

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wow, she must've been some ugly for you to only use her boobs in the video . . . I mean come on, we get it here's some boobs, but come on give the girl some close ups, if anything use less of that guy with the fat neck chin strap man-scaping and more of her.

ewillyp: wow, she must've been some ugly for you to only use her boobs in the video . . . I mean come on, we get it here's some boobs, but come on give the girl some close ups, if anything use less of that guy with the fat neck chin strap man-scaping and more of her.

forget the head, that body was SMOKING!

I think they were talking about starting an engine, but I'm not sure.

HAHA funny dikjoke!! HAHA!

Keep saying it till it gets funny.

I thought it was clever, and well executed. Bravo. Applause all around.

cornan: I made it about 35 seconds in and had to close the tab.

Your patience is legend.

it was like a family guy bit that would not end.

I liked this song better when it was a "crawlin' kingsnake".

moerty: forget the head, that body was SMOKING!

The rear view was quiet pleasant.

You get to see her face in the first "don't need no Evinrude" and she's super cute with kickass body

i'm jus sayin'; chinstrap manscaping guy vs. cutie patootie, it's a no brainer, hang the camera man

Chocolate Salty Balls

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=chocolate+balls+song&hl=en&emb=0&aq=2sx&o q =chocalte+balls#

Hahahah, I like repetitive immature humor, and I'm laughing my johnson off.

cornan: They actually stretch that joke out to 4 minutes? I made it about 35 seconds in and had to close the tab.

Me too.
/made it as far as squeezing on my johnson.
//nice tig ol' bitties though.

pondelik: it was like a family guy bit that would not end.

Like that time I got some girl to sing about my johnson for five minutes and she still thought I was talking about the engine on my boat...

Peter, she was talking about the engine on your boat

Oh, right

moerty: ewillyp: wow, she must've been some ugly for you to only use her boobs in the video . . . I mean come on, we get it here's some boobs, but come on give the girl some close ups, if anything use less of that guy with the fat neck chin strap man-scaping and more of her.

forget the head, that body was SMOKING!

yah i find that paper bags work GR8!

/fap

I stuck around for the girl footage, and there were actually two clever jokes at the end about lube and putting the plug in. Probably not worth any farker's very valuable time, but I'll give the guy a LITTLE more credit than I would have had I closed it before the end.

I enjoyed it.