Dammit. Right after I finish arguing with someone that the South is full of literary history...

how the hell is this news?

Was the obvious tag broken today?

Is it Thursday already?

oh heee.....you missed overalls Subby. The moonshine was in a JAR in a the pocket of his BIB OVERALLS..

Was it the Governor?

Found asleep and presumably left asleep...

If the state of Tennessee went a whole day without this happening, then that would be a real news flash.

And a machete and a couple loose joints. Sounds like this gentleman had one hell of an evening.

VictoryCabal: Was it the Governor?

The Governor is a Dem, so no. He bought his alcohol.

Right, he was "asleep," not passed out.

Sounds like the good life.

what_now: oh heee.....you missed overalls Subby. The moonshine was in a JAR in a the pocket of his BIB OVERALLS..

The real shame of it all?

He didn't have a whimsical straw hat.

/I'm guessing

So how is that any different from Tennessee man found?

silly Al Gore... kicked out again?

Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that

Dad?

For some reason I read that as "asheep".

what_now: how the hell is this news?

How in the hell are you using a computer in the kitchen? Laptop?

kwame: Dammit. Right after I finish arguing with someone that the South is full of literary history...

Well, if he had dreamed that he was fishing, he would have literally BEEN history, depending on how he was holding that rifle.

what_now: oh heee.....you missed overalls Subby. The moonshine was in a JAR in a the pocket of his BIB OVERALLS..


Missed this too: Deputies said Butler also had a machete and hand-rolled cigarettes believed to be marijuana.

Sounds like a hell of a time.

/wanted for questioning

And...that is wrong..how?

mr lawson: Dad?

Son?

In older and better days, all this would have been perfectly legal.

And after the United States federal government collapses over the next year or so, it will all be legal again. At least, whatever remains of civil authority will have more important work than the pestering of hillbillies.

Was he bragging about being "Probed" by aliens?

Ahhh. Typical.

Commence the Jigglin'!

Alas, my approved link count remains at zero.

/with a better headline, even!

Or as we call it, Thursday.

/Sal-lute!

He's just Huntin Leave him alone

Relatively Obscure: Was the obvious tag broken today?

Agreed.

Rookie. Here in the Ozarks we would certainly have emptied the rifle before passing out.

Daddy?

Point02GPA: Was he bragging about being "Probed" by aliens?



They touched him. Sexually.

where the hell is the obvious tag?

I wondered where the rev went.

wtf subby? This is not news. You haven't spent much time in the South have you?

/'shine in a jelly jar

//yep

HideMonkey: Rookie. Here in the Ozarks we would certainly have emptied the rifle before passing out.

You know how I know he's an amateur? TFA described the jug as "mostly" empty. Lightweight couldn't finish his drink.

Only ONE?

Luthiel: HideMonkey: Rookie. Here in the Ozarks we would certainly have emptied the rifle before passing out.

You know how I know he's an amateur? TFA described the jug as "mostly almost" empty. Lightweight couldn't finish his drink.

FTFM

I have to wonder how they woke him up without getting shot, did they tell him the NRA was giving him an award or that his son could get that third eye and 11th finger removed?

AbbeySomeone: wtf subby? This is not news. You haven't spent much time in the South have you?

/'shine in a jelly jar

//yep

Ur, I hate to stereotype myself, but I have some blockade in a Mason jar in my 'man cave'. A quart jar. It's grade A stuff.

/shine usually comes either in mason jars or plastic milk jugs
//mason jar is to shine as cork is to wine

When awakened he claimed he was just playing nine-pins.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.