I say we hear him out.

Dick Cheney?

But does he know the secret of the Time Cube?!?

John McCain? He insisted he knew how to end the wars. It's a shame he won't tell anybody.

what's his fark account?

Insanity plea: effective.

Oh, no... they arrested Henry Earl for murder?

Jonathan Lee Riche$ strikes again!

one out of three aint bad

I was gonna guess Rod Blagojevich...

I know if I had committed a crime which I may get caught for someday, I'd do what I could to lay the frameworks for an insanity plea if I ever got caught.

I mean for instance, let's say I raped and murdered a girl back in 1990 - I'd probably spend the next 19 years doing/saying things that can later be used as defense evidence, proving I am mentally disturbed.

.333 gets you in cooperstown

/just sayin'

Hey, I made Fark's mainpage.

Well...maybe nuts but kind of has some points.

I think he sounds like a perfectly reasonable young man.

My GIS of "represented himself in court."



/I love you, GIS

Racht: John McCain Kerry? He insisted he knew how to end the wars. It's a shame he won't tell anybody.

FTFY

IndyMBA: But does he know the secret of the Time Cube?!?

Wow! That's whack, yo.
/Seriously, WTF?

Middle name = Wayne = GUILTY!!!

All answers are answered in 42.

I wonder where he used to live in Santa Cruz.

Well let me be the first to thank this guy for sending me those $300 tax rebate checks I got during Bush's time in office.

SmedIndy: Middle name = Wayne = GUILTY!!!

That's TWO middle name "Wayne" guys on the front page. See the "North by Northwest" guy.

It was obviously Al Gore.

SmedIndy: Middle name = Wayne = GUILTY!!!

yep (pops)

Lex Luthor?

furiousxgeorge: I say we hear him out.

Yeah, what if he actually does have all those answers. Boy will we feel foolish.

CygnusDarius: All answers are answered in 42.

That took a while. Thanks.

John Kerry still not got over it?

Subby too much of a douche to give this guy the hero tag he deserves? Like you could run the country... smug bastard

Automatic appeal upon conviction as he is obviousely not of sound mind to adequately represent himself.

Cytokine Storm: I know if I had committed a crime which I may get caught for someday, I'd do what I could to lay the frameworks for an insanity plea if I ever got caught.

I mean for instance, let's say I raped and murdered a girl back in 1990 - I'd probably spend the next 19 years doing/saying things that can later be used as defense evidence, proving I am mentally disturbed.

Subtle. I like it.

dead_dangler: Yeah, what if he actually does have all those answers. Boy will we feel foolish.

If he knows these things, what the hell was he doing when he was in charge of the country? Farking with us?

"A man who represents himself has a fool for a client."

In this case, I would also accept insane. Of course, claiming that you had incompetent representation is like murdering your parents and begging for mercy because you're an orphan.

Actually, explains a lot.

I thought Jack Thompson was banned from court.

Murder suspect, babbling, obviously full of fail...

I would have said Ted Kennedy

but his grinning skull is sitting on my kegerator

Wait,he's claiming responsibility for everything Geroge W did?
Can we just hang him without a trial since he's already confessed to a whole slew of crimes?

SmedIndy: Middle name = Wayne = GUILTY!!!

All men with three names are guilty, but it's usually for rape, murder or rape. Not for being a semi-incompetent former president.

I wonder if he's a Mason.

he got my vote with his closing: "I'm outta here"

that 1990 incident finally caught up to him eh?

furiousxgeorge
I say we hear him out.

This.

In fact, I would like to conduct a study of insane rants
and analyze them for similarities in content and structure.
I never did find out what David Horowitz was forced to
read on the air at gunpoint.

Nick Nostril: Actually, explains a lot.


That's exactly what I was thinking. Now we understand all the debacles of the Bush regime.

Gyrfalcon: SmedIndy: Middle name = Wayne = GUILTY!!!

All men with three names are guilty, but it's usually for rape, murder or rape. Not for being a semi-incompetent former president.

You said "rape" twice.

Racht: John McCain? He insisted he knew how to end the wars. It's a shame he won't tell anybody.

It ain't a secret. Just willful ignorance on the part of them that don't.

TheGreatGildersleeve: Gyrfalcon: SmedIndy: Middle name = Wayne = GUILTY!!!

All men with three names are guilty, but it's usually for rape, murder or rape. Not for being a semi-incompetent former president.

You said "rape" twice.

He likes rape.