Maybe also get a little Lipo? Maybe, huh? Just a little? Take a few of them quarter pounders off.

DarkJohnson: Maybe also get a little Lipo? Maybe, huh? Just a little? Take a few of them quarter pounders off.

She'd need gastric bypass surgery first.

I bet she's fat.

*clicks link*

Yep.

Hey, she's a redhead! I bet if we could see her knees they wouldn't be sharp. She's not fat she's curvy.

Why aren't you Farkers drooling over her?

No, I think she'll blow half of it on her Big Mac addiction...

I was going to say that you don't have to eat McD's food to play the game, since you get those little stickers from soda cups too.

But I see she's a fattie.

Carry on.

Why the hell did she take a yearly payment? Or was that required?

She makes Ronald McDonald look hittable.

Pocket Ninja: Why the hell did she take a yearly payment? Or was that required?

required.

I wonder how someone let that puzzle piece get out amongst the general public. Must have been a mistake.

She works at the Grand Ole Opry House! Wewwwweeee that takes me back to my days as a Hee-Haw Honey and Barbi Benton's understudy.

What division of McDonalds does she work for? Or is it like a Husband's frat buddy in the McD upper management?

Since it started, that's the only way to win McD Monopoly. Why would they change just for this one?

I can't fap to this...

:(

McD's has not problem paying out the winnings on this one - they know they'll get 90% back in big mac sales.

$50,000 a year for the next 20?

I could retire on that.

Ive never played monopoly games ever since that one time I found out that the winnings were all going to friends and family of the game distributor.

oh, that and i hit my mid 30's and realized i cant eat mcdonalds anymore...

SaintAwesome: I can't fap to this...

:(

THIS

I bet she tastes like fish.

GIS for Angie O Plasty:



/you think you're funny and slightly clever and then you discover someone long before you thought of that and made a graphic and everything

You think with Ebay and the whole internet people could trade those pieces amongst themselves. Assuming both Park Place and Boardwalk are actually released, there should be multiple winners.

As a party-sized bucket of flan, this woman makes me fear for my life.

When I was in high school I had a friend who started bragging about how he won McDonald's Monopoly. Kid has serious self-esteem issues and he made up this whole complicated story just to impress people. The problem was that it was too obvious of a lie, but he would never recant on it. Years later he'd still claim that he won it but couldn't get the money yet for various reasons.

/the kid was a douche
//he's since successfully killed a man with his police cruiser
///cool story, bro

Don't miss the video of her interview. She's everything you'd expect, and MOAR.

DarkJohnson: Maybe also get a little Lipo? Maybe, huh? Just a little? Take a few of them quarter pounders off.

Thanks DJ - you wrote exactly what I was thinking....but can't say out loud in the office.

/listening to a gaggle of hens cluck about how they wish it was them.
//want a Diet Coke with your supersized meal?

I thought this could be my chance for a sugar-momma, but then I realized, this is Tennessee where a girl of this magnitude is considered by most town-folk and KIN' as USDA sechsy Prime.

Carry on.

Somebody actually wins that contest? And that contest is still running?

I eat at McDonald's once or twice a year and usually only in the context of traveling and/or being with a particular relative who thinks McDonald's is great. SRSLY. My relative isn't fat at all. It's the fact that he doesn't like the taste of real (red) meat. Not out of vegetarian concerns, just doesn't like it. So those overcooked patties of unknown provenance are teh awesomez.

\I prefer a burger that tastes like it came from a fresh (unfrozen) cut of beef they just ran through the grinder
\\but cooked medium well

unlikely
What division of McDonalds does she work for? ...

Rigged you say?

What the Futch?

She looks just like a typical McDonalds customer, only white.

I'D HIT IT!

Future McDonalds Monopoly Contestant


/obligatory

Ed Willy: You think with Ebay and the whole internet people could trade those pieces amongst themselves. Assuming both Park Place and Boardwalk are actually released, there should be multiple winners.

I believe that, for each winning set, only one of them is rare, which makes trading somewhat pointless.

Christ, she's only 23?

I clicked the link and what did I find? FUTCH. What a name to match a person.

Egalitarian: Somebody actually wins that contest? And that contest is still running?

I eat at McDonald's once or twice a year and usually only in the context of traveling and/or being with a particular relative who thinks McDonald's is great. SRSLY. My relative isn't fat at all. It's the fact that he doesn't like the taste of real (red) meat. Not out of vegetarian concerns, just doesn't like it. So those overcooked patties of unknown provenance are teh awesomez.

\I prefer a burger that tastes like it came from a fresh (unfrozen) cut of beef they just ran through the grinder
\\but cooked medium well

There are a lot of people like your relative. A lot of people don't like 5 guys burgers. All 5 guys does is take ground beef and shape it into a patty. They remind of bud light drinkers. They really don't like the taste of beer so they drink fake rice water beer instead.

Yeah she looks like she goes to Mcdonalds. Yeeeech!

Ed Willy: You think with Ebay and the whole internet people could trade those pieces amongst themselves. Assuming both Park Place and Boardwalk are actually released, there should be multiple winners.

OK, what? You know that they only print 1 game winner for the big prize, right? Who is going to say "Hey, I have the 1 single Boardwalk piece..who wants to trade for one of the gazillion Park Place pieces out there?"

Sapper_Topo: I'D HIT IT!

I would today. Yesterday... not so much.

Sapper_Topo: I'D HIT IT!

Then ride the wave in?

FTFA: I thought it was a scam for McDonald's to make you buy more food and get fat

Bingo.

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yjrehnf
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Unlike McDonald's drive thru service, you never fail to deliver.

//Getting eye bleach now

spacechicken170am: Egalitarian: Somebody actually wins that contest? And that contest is still running?

I eat at McDonald's once or twice a year and usually only in the context of traveling and/or being with a particular relative who thinks McDonald's is great. SRSLY. My relative isn't fat at all. It's the fact that he doesn't like the taste of real (red) meat. Not out of vegetarian concerns, just doesn't like it. So those overcooked patties of unknown provenance are teh awesomez.

\I prefer a burger that tastes like it came from a fresh (unfrozen) cut of beef they just ran through the grinder
\\but cooked medium well

There are a lot of people like your relative. A lot of people don't like 5 guys burgers. All 5 guys does is take ground beef and shape it into a patty. They remind of bud light drinkers. They really don't like the taste of beer so they drink fake rice water beer instead.

Fark you. Now I want 5 Guys.

My name is Elmer J Fudd, millionaire I own a Mansion and a yacht.

Nice. Lucky girl.

SaintAwesome: I can't fap to this...

:(



Nevermind...

I was able to.

Don't ask.

*click link*
*see pic*

foo monkey
Don't miss the video of her interview. She's everything you'd expect, and MOAR.

Very rich lady???

50 grand before taxes doesn't exactly make her Daddy Warbucks...

sheesh

kxs401: Nice. Lucky girl.

now that she has money she can get lucky too

/would hit, up for a loan

She is Futch ugly.