She has to have one of the worst boob jobs ever. Not too big bad, but screwed up lopsided bad. If you havent seen the slip with the nipple half way to China, look for it.

Airbrushes can cure all the indiscretions of youth, but they're gonna have to go through about six on her.

For all you Internet Studmen out there: like you still wouldn't.

DjangoStonereaver
For all you Internet Studmen out there: like you still wouldn't.

I would hit it like it just robbed my Grandmother. Doesn't change the fact that she has some farked up frankentitties.

Thank God for airbrushing.

Poor, pretty Tara Reid. If only you'd been sensible and kept your real Boobiess.
OTOH, isn't there something wrong with her ass, too?

Rev. Skarekroe
OTOH, isn't there something wrong with her ass, too?


If there isn't now, there will be when I get through with it.

Um, ten years too late because she was hotter 10 years ago, or because Playboy was kind of relevant place to look at titties 10 years ago?

Deadhouseplants: Um, ten years too late because she was hotter 10 years ago, or because Playboy was kind of relevant place to look at titties 10 years ago?

+1

Buuurn!

+1

I still want to see.

Sadly, Tara Reid makes me think of this....

PainInTheASP: Airbrushes can cure all the indiscretions of youth, but they're gonna have to go through about six on her.

Im pretty sure they've contracted adobe to put in a "Reid" filter for CS5

No thank you. I do not need to see Frankenboobie again.

DjangoStonereaver: For all you Internet Studmen out there: like you still wouldn't.

Would not, seriously. Post your Studman 69, "You Know How I know you're Gay" memes, but in all sincerity I would not dip my wick in that molten herpes pit. Not even with a Kryptonite laced condom blessed by the Pope himself.

Bag of Hammers: Would not, seriously. Post your Studman 69, "You Know How I know you're Gay" memes, but in all sincerity I would not dip my wick in that molten herpes pit. Not even with a Kryptonite laced condom blessed by the Pope himself.

Indeed.

But remember, kids, this is Fark, where having standards is gay.

ewwww!

I think if youre the type to rub one out to this chick nekkid in playboy then you would prolly be the type to jerk it to Faces of Death.

Who the hell did her surgeries? All of them are farked up, her tits, her stomach, everything.

You know, back when Paula Abdul first hit the scene, I hoped that she would pose for Playboy. Sadly, that was a Monkey's Paw wish, because it looks more and more likely.

DO NOT WANT

Playboy continues to reaffirm my decision to drop my subscription 2 years ago.

Who cares? The magazine has sucked for near a decade now, just one more issue I won't buy. It's really pointless anyway, the pictures will be online and any other selling point the magazine had is long gone.

/oh did they say an interview with P. Diddy? Oh wait...
//just kidding, that's even less relevant and appealing.

Fano: You know, back when Paula Abdul first hit the scene, I hoped that she would pose for Playboy. Sadly, that was a Monkey's Paw wish, because it looks more and more likely.

Yes please. Paula is still the hawt.

And yes, if you don't want to see her nekkid, even at her "advanced" age, you are the ghey.

/did I use enough cutsey misspellings in my post?

Deadhouseplants: Um, ten years too late because she was hotter 10 years ago, or because Playboy was kind of relevant place to look at titties 10 years ago?

Ba-zing, kind sir! +1!

Still, I feel bad for her. Nobody deserves to have that kind of injustice done to them. But sadly, even if she didn't have the surgery done, her career would have been over due to the boozing and other abuse problems. Looking good for a living requires you don't receive any of the benefits, and people in that profession often bottom out after a while. In short, even if she didn't get the boob job, she would still be posing in Playboy because her fame is fleeting.

lehmac: ewwww!

I think if youre the type to rub one out to this chick nekkid in playboy then you would prolly be the type to jerk it to Faces of Death.

While I most certainly rub out to Faces of Death, I will NEVER do it to Tara Reid unless it's pics of her from back in the day (the Bodyshots movie for example).

The angry fist of God: Fano: You know, back when Paula Abdul first hit the scene, I hoped that she would pose for Playboy. Sadly, that was a Monkey's Paw wish, because it looks more and more likely.

Yes please. Paula is still the hawt.

And yes, if you don't want to see her nekkid, even at her "advanced" age, you are the ghey.

/did I use enough cutsey misspellings in my post?

Yes, I'll look at it. But I'll rage like Molly Grue. Damn you, where have you been?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! Where were you 10 years ago? Five years ago?

Is she hurting for cash? Why would she do that when she could probably suck any guy's cock for $1000?

I'd do her.

Tara's nipples

NaziKamikaze: Is she hurting for cash? Why would she do that when she could probably suck any guy's cock for $1000?

Sure but she'd have to pay me up front.

Bag of Hammers: ...that molten herpes pit.

HA!

I don't want to see those titties.

somebody do something. the world has been turned upside down

If by "pose node", you mean "barely show a nip"...

shoegaze99: Bag of Hammers: Would not, seriously. Post your Studman 69, "You Know How I know you're Gay" memes, but in all sincerity I would not dip my wick in that molten herpes pit. Not even with a Kryptonite laced condom blessed by the Pope himself.

Indeed.

But remember, kids, this is Fark, where having standards is gay.

I don't know. I'm normally one of the low standards guys but I have to side with you guys on this one. I mean in order to not get infected you'd have to wear a full body condom and bathe in lysol. Then afterwards you'd have to set your pubes on fire and put it out with bleach. Frankly, I'd rather jerk off.

BTW, I'd still do Paula Abdul.

DiscoSuperfly: If by "pose node", you mean "barely show a nip"...

No worries. I'm sure by now her nips have been cut off completely.

Inihilus: NaziKamikaze: Is she hurting for cash? Why would she do that when she could probably suck any guy's cock for $1000?

Sure but she'd have to pay me up front.

Well played. +1

partially cooked dried fajita meat.

There's more gristle in one of those nips than a $3 steak.

Not one picture is posted in this thread.

Pants_Optional: lehmac: ewwww!

I think if youre the type to rub one out to this chick nekkid in playboy then you would prolly be the type to jerk it to Faces of Death.

While I most certainly rub out to Faces of Death, I will NEVER do it to Tara Reid unless it's pics of her from back in the day (the Bodyshots movie for example).

I see what you are saying...so in one case its easy to pet the trouser snake because you KNOW for SURE that the person is dead and well frankly, thats just farking "sessy". But with Tara's new spread youre just left guessing if shes really alive or not. You can clearly see the frankenbits but you just cant tell if she is a breather.

She always had a case of slow face but her body used to be nice. Oh the mistakes hollywood hookers make in their youth! Silly hos!

schattenteufel: Not one picture is posted in this thread.

Of Tara I mean.

ZeroCorpse: No worries. I'm sure by now her nips have been cut off completely.

Or migrated south for the winter

lehmac: ewwww!

I think if youre the type to rub one out to this chick nekkid in playboy then you would prolly be the type to jerk it to Faces of Death.

Is that wrong? Should I not do that?

Tara Reid will indeed be posing nude in Playboy, ten years too late

It is *NEVER* too late.

Hear that Betty White? Never.

spacechicken170am: BTW, I'd still do Paula Abdul.

Is your dick made of Vicodin or do you just hate yourself?

spacechicken170am: BTW, I'd still do Paula Abdul.

I'd do Susan Boyle with the lights on.

dittybopper: spacechicken170am: BTW, I'd still do Paula Abdul.

I'd do Susan Boyle with the lights on.

I always figured you as a glutton for punishment, considering how many things you like to do the hard way intentionally, but DAMN!

AgentOrangeDrink: Is your dick made of Vicodin or do you just hate yourself?

Could be both, Nescafe?

She has that Slept-with-the-entire-footbal-team skank look.