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Farked?

Did they taser the infant?

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FOA.

GranoblasticMan: Correct Link (new window)

HA! 2 seconds.

SecretAgentWoman: Updated link

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SecretAgentWoman: GranoblasticMan: Correct Link (new window)

HA! 2 seconds.

Ahh but theirs popped to a new window. Yours does not. For sheer convenience, they win.

As the 19-year-old Harston was being arrested, police say she went into contractions.


hmmmmm

jlp222: As the 19-year-old Harston was being arrested, police say she went into contractions.


hmmmmm

I'll believe it when her water breaks in the courtroom.

Black name. Cue "that's racist" kid

SuperDuper28: Black name. Cue "that's racist" kid



/Possible mugshot?

SecretAgentWoman: 404 not found

I found the 404 just fine.

Hey, it got her released from police custody...in a way, it was her crowning achievement in the whole deal.

William Shakesbeer: Hey, it got her released from police custody...in a way, it was her crowning achievement in the whole deal.

You know, I've heard of bad puns being referred to as "groaners" for a while now. This was the first time I actually groaned out loud from one, though. Congratulations, I think.

This is the end result of a quarter century of Reagan-style conservatism.

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Some people will do anything to avoid being in jail.

Raising Arizona the sequel?

AbbeySomeone: Some people will do anything to avoid being in jail.

If you can time it right, it's actually a pretty decent plan.

"The heist goes down in eight months, three weeks. Let's get this operation started."

Is the baby charged as an accessory?

Can she be sentenced to hard labor, or has she already served?

FTA: Police say when an officer began to investigate a car Friday fitting a description of a vehicle connected to other robberies in the Vallejo area, the officer saw a pregnant Shanae Harston come out of a house.

During the incident, officers recovered stolen property and also arrested a 16-year-old.

Where are all the Fark cop haters to complain about the lazy abusive cops?

pregnant teen?

*fap*

TRY THE BABY AS AN ACCOMPLICE

He is guilty of sexual assault and accomplice to burglary.

save russian jews: TRY THE BABY AS AN ACCOMPLICE

He is guilty of sexual assault and accomplice to burglary.

In this case, the prosecutor should really think of the child[ren].

NO MUGSHOT IN ARTICLE = FAIL

FARK IS REALLY GOING DOWNHILL.

These cops must not have had their coffee. The S.O.P. is to slam her against a car, then onto the ground really hard, hit her with a baton, twist her arms behind her back, then hogtie her for the inevitable tasing to death.

If the baby then pops out unexpectedly, it should also be tased to death for its stealthly assault on an officer.

SuperDuper28: Black name. Cue "that's racist" kid

It's funny, with all the pretty girls names out there, that people choose to give their kids names that will be recognized as almost immediately as ghetto. And it's not a race thing, as stupid white people do it too.

Shanae Harston

Yeah, I'd say burglary, teen pregnancy, and a retarded name count as living up to the stereotype.

If only the baby was crowning for the "mug shot".

ReverendJasen: SuperDuper28: Black name. Cue "that's racist" kid

It's funny, with all the pretty girls names out there, that people choose to give their kids names that will be recognized as almost immediately as ghetto. And it's not a race thing, as stupid white people do it too.

It happened in Vallejo. That's a ghetto area. I lived there for a very short time. Broke my lease and got the hell out.

Go Vallejo.

Do you people even know what the word 'asinine' means?

p0lp0t: Do you people even know what the word 'asinine' means?

Clearly it means that something disagreeable was done by an authority.

Wow ... this article needs two stupid tags.