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(News.com.au) Dumbass The curious case of heroin buttons   (news.com.au) divider line 18
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Sid_6.7 [TotalFark] 2009-11-12 03:29:41 AM  
All those buttons, and yet her plan was still undone.

 
GranoblasticMan 2009-11-12 05:12:01 AM  
Button, button, who's got the button?

 
Loucifer 2009-11-12 05:15:23 AM  
28 dresses with heroin buttons? I smell a sequel.

www.multi-story.org

 
LintLicker 2009-11-12 05:21:08 AM  
Just think.. for a second what her blood pressure was like.


/Hoo wah!

 
ManBearPig 2009-11-12 05:23:32 AM  
I would like to state that I think Benjamin Button was an excellent movie, and it's a shame moviegoers today are to ADHD to be able to enjoy such an excellent an unique (to movies) story.

That is all and you may resume your normal fapping

 
ben_oakmag 2009-11-12 05:27:04 AM  
We used to have peyote buttons. She's doing it wrong.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-11-12 05:37:48 AM  
FTA: It is alleged about 500 grams of heroin was sewed into 574 buttons on 28 dresses.

That's a lot of work to get it put in a button even if you're smuggling asprin, and get it out. But there she is.

 
Thunderbox 2009-11-12 06:59:33 AM  
A more Fark worthy link on the same page...
http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,26339418-5014090,00.html

 
L Ron Nutjob 2009-11-12 07:14:25 AM  
ManBearPig: I would like to state that I think Benjamin Button was an excellent movie..

It was a great movie. I'm not a Brad Pitt fan but watched it anyways. Hubby and I both enjoyed it. Thought the Tilda Swinton story line was a little slow though...

 
ebonada 2009-11-12 07:33:32 AM  
FTA: "She faces a maximum penalty for drug importation of 25 years imprisonment and/or a $550,000."

I don't see how getting $550,000 is a penalty!

 
Grumpybollocks 2009-11-12 07:38:20 AM  
In some parts of London, drugs are so prevalent that she'd be better off smuggling buttons in heroin.

 
TheWizard 2009-11-12 08:31:54 AM  
Honestly, even having lived in the meth capital of the US, the drug which people always use as an excuse that 'no punishment is enough.'

25 years is freaking nuts.

 
doubled99 2009-11-12 08:41:14 AM  
Dumbass tag not really appropriate.
As smuggling goes, it was fairly creative.

 
D135 2009-11-12 09:46:22 AM  
ben_oakmag: We used to have peyote buttons. She's doing it wrong.

www.jerometimes.com
/this is relevant to my interests
//now that we know how to do it right...

 
Gravitholus 2009-11-12 11:03:15 AM  
Heroin buttons?

img.photobucket.com

Press for Heroin?

 
simpsonfan 2009-11-12 01:00:44 PM  
If the customs inspector pressed one, someone will die.

One of the best Twilight Zone revival episodes, no need to pad it out into a movie.

 
malaktaus 2009-11-12 02:36:12 PM  
I'm with doubled99. This was a pretty good idea, but sometimes good ideas don't work.

 
binkyman 2009-11-12 08:11:17 PM  
ebonada: FTA: "She faces a maximum penalty for drug importation of 25 years imprisonment and/or a $550,000."

I don't see how getting $550,000 is a penalty!

I like the cash grab. Whats the chances of a heroin dealer havin a half mil to get out of jail?

 
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