That sound you hear is Dino and Frank spinning in their graves

Do they have their own stripper poles set up?

Uh, I've looked at the picture in this article 4,578 times and I'm still not sure what the problem is.

From Gawker's article:
"Yes, that sounds pretty distracting. In fact, I would say if a driver making his way down the Strip was watching a DVD of Wall-E on a television screen that covered his entire windshield while simultaneously breaking up with his girlfriend via text message and solving a complex math problem on an abacus he would be only 76% as distracted as if he was watching the stripper-mobile wend its way through Sin City. Imagine seeing the Pope-mobile driving down the road, only the Pope was stripping in it. That's the level of distraction we're dealing with it."

Every town, every where needs this.

Writer has some serious sand in his vagina.

untaken_name: Uh, I've looked at the picture in this article 4,578 times and I'm still not sure what the problem is.

I concur if you don't like it just turn on the next corner or better yet fundie stay out of Vegas

Firedust: Every town, every where needs this.

Some much this, that would be awesome maybe see if I can track the company that's doing this down and see about franchising it.

Now can we get to the pics of what a stripper dancing on a pole might look like.

buz: From Gawker's article:
"Yes, that sounds pretty distracting. In fact, I would say if a driver making his way down the Strip was watching a DVD of Wall-E on a television screen that covered his entire windshield while simultaneously breaking up with his girlfriend via text message and solving a complex math problem on an abacus he would be only 76% as distracted as if he was watching the stripper-mobile wend its way through Sin City. Imagine seeing the Pope-mobile driving down the road, only the Pope was stripping in it. That's the level of distraction we're dealing with it."

*thinks about that for a second*
my god my eyes im blind

They have concerns about decency? Why did they move to Vegas? fark them.

Why would a couple of mob-connected showbiz guys who drank a lot, hung out in casinos much of their lives, and who consorted with all kinds of mistresses (and in Sinatra's case, hookers) care about some strippers in a van? It's not like Vegas was classier in their day...

Some promoters were doing a thing like this in Montreal a while back, anyway. It's not like it's a new concept. In Mtl, they were actually advertising "beach vacations" I think, by filling the van with sand and having tanned almost-naked people just hanging out in there, looking warm.

Close2TheEdge: Writer has some serious sand in his vagina.


What serious sand might look like.

Genius
I salute you!

Been done before....on a bike!



Link (new window-SFW)

Go away....Batin

Heels on Wheels

Approves.

Las Vegas has always been ridiculous.

When I was there, I was amazed by all the trucks going by with full length ads for escort agencies. This really tops it! I personally wouldn't mind watching somebody's half-naked daughter go by but not in traffic.

And one sudden braking incident later it's a flying trapeze act without the trapeze, net and all of the window!

TFA: Imagine seeing the Pope-mobile driving down the road, only the Pope was stripping in it.



/hot unlike the pope

I have a completely different idea of what "ridiculous" means. In fact, I wish they'd come up with this idea a few months ago, before my Vegas trip.

The first thing I thought was "How funny would it be if the truck had to come to a sudden stop and the stripper fell down?"

Cool. Meals on wheels.

Zell's Bells: The first thing I thought was "How funny would it be if the truck had to come to a sudden stop and the stripper fell down?"

seconded. For some perspective, have a look at the Uhaul roller skate bit in the Jackass movie.

benlonghair: Approves.

I for one, am happy I wasn't the first one to think of this

I would expect that the ADA advocates would fully support this. Shut-ins need entertainment too.

Another reason Vegas is AWESOME.
Writer is a little girl.

Councilwoman Chris Uhneedsalami?

Everything about Las Vegas has always been sleazy and ridiculous, not to mention literally insane. The very fact that such a large city exists where it should not is proof that humans beings are deeply irrational animals. The place is un-natural, creepy, and wrong. Now Las Vegas wants to grab water from hundreds of miles away in the Great Basin (^) to sustain its grotesque self. That Las Vegas subsists largely from sleaze and bad carny show biz only makes the spectacle even sicker.

Las Vegas could use some...

This is not new. At a friend's bachelor party we rented a party bus with strippers. Good fun.

Yeah, that Pope visual alone needs a cockpunch or a KHITBASH depending on the nads the author has.

Is she a traffic hazard? If not there is no problem. Of course the ladies might appreciate the occasional male dancer.

If only all states had Nevada's liquor laws. (24/7 if the purchaser is 21. No wet/dry BS. No state owned stores. I'd drop the age to 18 though.)

In all honest, subby, I think that Dino and Frank would be perfectly ok with stripper mobiles.
They drive up with a girl who takes her clothes off for you, what's not to like? Those 2 were legendary horndogs, after all.....

canyoneer 2009-11-12 08:45:18 AM

Everything about Las Vegas has always been sleazy and ridiculous, not to mention literally insane. The very fact that such a large city exists where it should not is proof that humans beings are deeply irrational animals. The place is un-natural, creepy, and wrong. Now Las Vegas wants to grab water from hundreds of miles away in the Great Basin (^) to sustain its grotesque self. That Las Vegas subsists largely from sleaze and bad carny show biz only makes the spectacle even sicker.

Las Vegas could use some...


So stay in Salt Lake then Nancy

fireclown: Cool. Meals on wheels.

Zell's Bells: The first thing I thought was "How funny would it be if the truck had to come to a sudden stop and the stripper fell down?"

seconded. For some perspective, have a look at the Uhaul roller skate bit in the Jackass movie.

Lunch box?

Yeah, cause Vegas was so classy back then.

I suppose it's fitting. Las Vegas is a ridiculous city, so why not dogpile onto it?

I wouldn't be particularly worried about strippermobile stripper health given the snail's pace of the traffic on the strip.

Ain't that a kick in the head?

doubled99: "So stay in Salt Lake then Nancy"

Spoken by a denizen of California's Inland Empire, another seedy and un-natural product of the modern American orgy of unsustainability.

From the video about it: "I have two kids and I wouldn't want to see this. But then I don't take them to Vegas, I take them to Disneyland."

THIS

I'm scared of sex and nudity. God might roast me.

doubled99: So stay in Salt Lake then Nancy

THIS.

Vegas has always been the get-away for sin place. Gambling, drinking, strippers, & whores just outside of town (legal ones). Stop moving here and trying to goodie 2 shoes up the place asswipes.

Lambeau: Ain't that a kick in the head?

Just like the Sailor said

I live in Vegas and I drove by this vehicle parked behind the Deja Vu nightclub the other day, and I was like "What? No way..." and this article confirms that "Yes, Indeed. Way." I think it's pretty cool. I have yet to actually see the Stripper-Mobile in action though.

I lived in South Florida several years back. The first weekend I was there, I decided to take a drive down to Miami.

Driving down I-95, I notice a monster SUV driving up ahead with two TV screens mounted where the sun flaps were. And a third screen in back. And... is that porn they're showing? I speed up a little bit to see... Could that be porn? It IS porn!! OMG I'm going to hit that car in front of me in 5 seconds!

So I hit the brakes, check the rearview, decelerate from 85 down to about 65. I need to pay better attention. Just take it easy, go slow for a bit.

About 10 seconds later, though, I get a funny feeling. The car in the passing lane is also doing about 65, not passing me. I glance over and in the front seat, a hooker is giving the driver a blow job.

Welcome to Miami.

When I saw the headline I pictured a giant version of the mobiles you hang over a crib.

I had no idea it was legal to stand in a moving motor vehicle in Nevada. What about seat belt law enforcement?

IQ7ZuuIU: I had no idea it was legal to stand in a moving motor vehicle in Nevada. What about seat belt law enforcement?

Goddamnit, I hate you. This