Glass houses, Mr. Haraughty....glass houses.

i figured he was trying to teach evolution

The protesters should all wear these.

Shouldn't this be tagged Florida?

Did they erect signs, or were they just "excited"?

ftfa:

School officials notified the students and the parents of the students who demonstrated outside the school rather than attend class will not receive credit for missed work.

that sentence makes my head hurt

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Is every cock-state/nation in the world flaccid? We need some international penis pills

Begun the tard wars have.

BFD about the teacher saying "Florida got excited."

When I was in middle school, my 8th grade English teacher had a running joke for kids asking to go to the bathroom. He'd offer rubber bands for boys and corks for girls. And this was in the uptight 60s. The adults back then all probably thought it was cute.

Silly reason for firing anyone.

AirForceVet: BFD about the teacher saying "Florida got excited."

When I was in middle school, my 8th grade English teacher had a running joke for kids asking to go to the bathroom. He'd offer rubber bands for boys and corks for girls. And this was in the uptight 60s. The adults back then all probably thought it was cute.

Silly reason for firing anyone.

huge difference. peeing is a natural act. getting an erection is an abomination! yeeesh

Huh huh huh. Hey, Bevis. You said "erect." Huh huh.

Florida: "America's wang"-Homer Simpson.

Penis.

Hmm. The first time in a long time "Teacher" and "erect" and "student" have been together in a headline in a long time.

A group of about 50 cut classes today

Isn't today a holiday for schools?

Bugs Bunny cuts Florida loose (obligatory)...

Link (new window)

If America had a sex change operation, it would divide Florida and fold it eastward and make it part of Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas.

My health teacher in 7th grade, who was a Marine in WWII, said if you get a whore use a rubber.

My 9th grade biology teacher taught us how to ask adults to buy beer outside stores.

Damn PC police are taking the real learning out schools.

don't penis and peninsula share etymology?

What did Florida get excited about?

Good riddance to bad rubbish I say, this man is supposed to be teaching the science of our Lord's creation, not making filthy sexual innuendoes to our children who are only wishing to learn. Allah be Praised.

Your Faith is Creepy: The protesters should all wear these.

I think I'm going to have to get one of those shirts to show my pride.

As someone who grew up in the Shawnee Mission school district, I wouldn't be surprised if he was fired for actually teaching the kids, since making good people out of kids always is interpreted as pissing on the school district's shoes.

/had a few awesome teachers
//they all got reassigned/moved out of state after a year or two
///not bitter at all

Floriduh, America's wang.

Just RTFA, big goddamn deal. It's not like he said anything that teens aren't thinking about all the time. The comraderie that he fostered with that statement makes him a better teacher with students more likely to listen.

Fark should definitely take up a collection for this guy.

Megain: ftfa:School officials notified the students and the parents of the students who demonstrated outside the school rather than attend class will not receive credit for missed work.

that sentence makes my head hurt

The lesson learned is that school boards are petty tyrants who abhor dissent.

/penis

What's the teacher's Fark handle?

/Florida looks like a uvula.

Did the same thing in seventh grade when a great eighth grade math teacher was fired. Dude taught me BASIC in three days.

Only thing that happened was I got a three week vacation for insubordination. Teacher was still fired.

Why was he fired? He was fired for growing a beard. Nevermind that half the other male teachers had beards and mustaches, but they put it down to him growing a beard as being against school policy.

Ah well, the staff and school board there were absolutely clueless about anything.

spidermann: Why was he fired? He was fired for growing a beard. Nevermind that half the other male teachers had beards and mustaches

What about the females?

Maybe we didn't make ourselves clear enough on the map?

Yeah, now they will REALLY get the idea!

Good Behavior Day: The lesson learned is that school boards are petty tyrants who abhor dissent.

No, I daresay they're just plain old tyrants. Right up there with district court judges and HOA presidents.

You know who else was a tyrant?

Hitler.

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: Maybe we didn't make ourselves clear enough on the map?

Yeah, now they will REALLY get the idea!

Is that image in anaglyphic 3d or is it just screwy?

Can we get a C&D on loving something "to death". What the fark does that even mean?

How did the school administration even hear about it? These kids need to also kick the ass of their tattle-tale classmate and his/her paranoid parents.

Gotta protect the precious snowflakes. You can't be mentioning things that naturally happen to the human body.

If they were that sheltered they'd have no clue what he was talking about, and if they do it's nothing they haven't seen before, probably in great detail, or if male already happened on their own body.

The school said the firing was based on several incidents though. I wonder if those incidents were just as retarded as the one mentioned, or something more serious.

AirForceVet: BFD about the teacher saying "Florida got excited."

When I was in middle school, my 8th grade English teacher had a running joke for kids asking to go to the bathroom. He'd offer rubber bands for boys and corks for girls. And this was in the uptight 60s. The adults back then all probably thought it was cute.

That's nothing, in the fifties I lost my ass cherry to my Civics teacher.

DeadZone: A group of about 50 cut classes today

Isn't today a holiday for schools?

Not everywhere my daughter had to go(4th grade)
/But they are giving them Friday off

Wow if my college professors had gotten fired for making fun of Ole Miss I don't think the U of M would have an accounting department.

just consider it age-appropriate sex education for eighth graders; they should be getting it anyway.

ABQGOD: How did the school administration even hear about it? These kids need to also kick the ass of their tattle-tale classmate and his/her paranoid parents.

That's the other thing I forgot to mention.

Either there are more serious things he did that we don't know about, or there's some idiot in the class that's overly sensitive. Or maybe someone wanted to get him in trouble because he gave them a bad grade or something.

Cervantes3773: Can we get a C&D on loving something "to death". What the fark does that even mean?

Loving something to death is like when you find a pet, hug it and squeeze it and name it George, and then you kill it.

//froggy

Fizics: Good riddance to bad rubbish I say, this man is supposed to be teaching the science of our Lord's creation, not making filthy sexual innuendoes to our children who are only wishing to learn. Allah be Praised.

1/10. You're trying too hard.

Professor Wormbog: just consider it age-appropriate sex education for eighth graders; they should be getting it anyway.

My class had sex-ed in 6th grade. We learned about erections and everything else, so no way these kids should be that sheltered. The only people in the class surprised at any of the info were some of the girls and I'm sure most/all of the guys had already had hard ons before. The guys didn't wanna hear about menstruation, that's about the only part of the class anyone had an issue with.

Then again, that was a long time ago and with abstinence only education being stressed for 8 yrs, maybe these kids ARE that sheltered (or at least their parents and the administration thinks they should be).

poekr: don't penis and peninsula share etymology?

Alas, no. Peninsula comes from the Latin "paene" (almost) and "insula" (island). Linky to etymology. (new window)

Endeavour3d: As someone who grew up in the Shawnee Mission school district, I wouldn't be surprised if he was fired for actually teaching the kids, since making good people out of kids always is interpreted as pissing on the school district's shoes.

/had a few awesome teachers
//they all got reassigned/moved out of state after a year or two
///not bitter at all

THIS

/SM West '95
//dropped out in '94

rooftop235: Cervantes3773: Can we get a C&D on loving something "to death". What the fark does that even mean?

Loving something to death is like when you find a pet, hug it and squeeze it and name it George, and then you kill it.

//froggy

It's more fun with a Penthouse Pet.

darkpassenger: Fizics: Good riddance to bad rubbish I say, this man is supposed to be teaching the science of our Lord's creation, not making filthy sexual innuendoes to our children who are only wishing to learn. Allah be Praised.

1/10. You're trying too hard.

I thought it was funny. The sand in ur vag may be clouding your judgment

Cervantes3773: Can we get a C&D on loving something "to death". What the fark does that even mean?

I wouldn't know what it meant to be loved to death.

/and I thank you.

rooftop235: Cervantes3773: Can we get a C&D on loving something "to death". What the fark does that even mean?

Loving something to death is like when you find a pet, hug it and squeeze it and name it George, and then you kill it.

//froggy

Why don't my friend move no more?