Uh..isn't it "gouda"?

Gouda. GOUDA!!

14 seconds. 14 SECONDS!!

/too tired to think of anything else.

The police said that's nacho cheese.

Sorry subby, but you got a little cheesy there at the end.

It ain't easy being cheesy.

.got nuthin
..dots are my slashies

Red Windsor?

yes cheese stinks. but not as much as the log i just flushed.

Subby smells like stinky feet

Subs, don't quit your day job.

nosferatublue: Red Windsor?

No

Stilton?

It's not much of a cheese pun thread, now is it?

I am so sick and tired of the constant word play, green lit headlines. It's a friggin formula. It isn't creative and we've all seen enough of these cheesy jokes land on the front page. It just makes me want to punch the moderator straight to the moon. Maybe people just can't help it. They are that pathetic and unimaginative, all cut from the same mold. Give it up you pathetic jerks. No one wants to read another lame word play headline. I hate you.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: It's not much of a cheese pun thread, now is it?

"Finest in the district, sir."

LonMead:
"Finest in the district, sir."

"Explain the logic underlying that conclusion"

Dorset Bluveny?

Can we get rid of the modmin who approves all of these type headlines. It's worse than the "shakes 8 ball" meme.

/cheese

Cheesy headline?

"Cheese it! The cops!"

Subby certainly captured the delicate essence of punny headlines with that one.

/third time I've used this; time to retire it

The cops arrested the big cheese of the gang

Subby's headline is no gouda.

Another cheesy pun thread.

Behold, the power of cheese.

Too many lame formula headlines these days....from the "choice C" to the "Police would like a word with you..." Then the worst being the cram 30 puns into it and see if 2 people can best you.... Occasionally I do smile though.

vaderstg: LonMead:
"Finest in the district, sir."

"Explain the logic underlying that conclusion"

"Well it's so clean, sir."

"Fromunda cheese sir?"

"No thanks, Havarti had it."

/car crash.

spentmiles: I am so sick and tired of the constant word play, green lit headlines. It's a friggin formula. It isn't creative and we've all seen enough of these cheesy jokes land on the front page. It just makes me want to punch the moderator straight to the moon. Maybe people just can't help it. They are that pathetic and unimaginative, all cut from the same mold. Give it up you pathetic jerks. No one wants to read another lame word play headline. I hate you.

oneodd1: Can we get rid of the modmin who approves all of these type headlines. It's worse than the "shakes 8 ball" meme.

/cheese

The Turd Birds are out in force today!

Looking forward to Abe Vigouda's Ghost weighing in on this.

spentmiles: I am so sick and tired of the constant word play, green lit headlines. It's a friggin formula. It isn't creative and we've all seen enough of these cheesy jokes land on the front page. It just makes me want to punch the moderator straight to the moon. Maybe people just can't help it. They are that pathetic and unimaginative, all cut from the same mold. Give it up you pathetic jerks. No one wants to read another lame word play headline. I hate you.

The moon. It's made of green cheese. Therefore your argument is invalid.

apeiron242: vaderstg: LonMead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: It's not much of a cheese pun thread, now is it?

"Finest in the district, sir."

"Explain the logic underlying that conclusion"

"Well it's so clean, sir."

Well it's certainly devoid of any humor.

/thanks for the assist

I'm only here cause I love cheese.

Good job subby.

MooseBayou:

The moon. It's made of green cheese. Therefore your argument is invalid.

Your ass is made of green cheese. And unless you want me to eat your ass, you'd best back off.

Kinda cheesy if you ask me.

He was hankerin' for a hunk a cheese.

apeiron242: The Turd Birds are out in force today!

Hit too close to home eh?

We used to have a bit of variety in our headlines. Now every other one is very unpunny.

Joey Stink Eye Smiles: nach

Came for the Nacho cheese joke, leaving satisfied.

spentmiles: I am so sick and tired of the constant word play, green lit headlines. It's a friggin formula. It isn't creative and we've all seen enough of these cheesy jokes land on the front page. It just makes me want to punch the moderator straight to the moon. Maybe people just can't help it. They are that pathetic and unimaginative, all cut from the same mold. Give it up you pathetic jerks. No one wants to read another lame word play headline. I hate you.

I agree. The pun headlines are boring and overused.

Just testing to see if there are any cheese snobs here today...

MooseBayou: spentmiles: I am so sick and tired of the constant word play, green lit headlines. It's a friggin formula. It isn't creative and we've all seen enough of these cheesy jokes land on the front page. It just makes me want to punch the moderator straight to the moon. Maybe people just can't help it. They are that pathetic and unimaginative, all cut from the same mold. Give it up you pathetic jerks. No one wants to read another lame word play headline. I hate you.

The moon. It's made of green cheese. Therefore your argument is invalid.

Heh, he might want to scrape the mold off that post too.

/look out! KILLJOY was here!

What a cheesy headline.

jxb465: Just testing to see if there are any cheese snobs here today...

spentmiles: MooseBayou:

The moon. It's made of green cheese. Therefore your argument is invalid.

Your ass is made of green cheese. And unless you want me to eat your ass, you'd best back off.

Who pissed in your Macaroni & Cheese, Internet Tough Guy?

spentmiles: I am so sick and tired of the constant word play, green lit headlines. It's a friggin formula. It isn't creative and we've all seen enough of these cheesy jokes land on the front page. It just makes me want to punch the moderator straight to the moon. Maybe people just can't help it. They are that pathetic and unimaginative, all cut from the same mold. Give it up you pathetic jerks. No one wants to read another lame word play headline. I hate you.

HEAR HEAR!

More news and less puns.

apeiron242:spentmiles: I am so sick and tired of the constant word play, green lit headlines. It's a friggin formula. It isn't creative and we've all seen enough of these cheesy jokes land on the front page. It just makes me want to punch the moderator straight to the moon. Maybe people just can't help it. They are that pathetic and unimaginative, all cut from the same mold. Give it up you pathetic jerks. No one wants to read another lame word play headline. I hate you.

oneodd1: Can we get rid of the modmin who approves all of these type headlines. It's worse than the "shakes 8 ball" meme.

/cheese

The Turd Birds are out in force today!



In their defense, the replayed cheese puns can be very grating.

spentmiles: I am so sick and tired of the constant word play, green lit headlines. It's a friggin formula. It isn't creative and we've all seen enough of these cheesy jokes land on the front page. It just makes me want to punch the moderator straight to the moon. Maybe people just can't help it. They are that pathetic and unimaginative, all cut from the same mold. Give it up you pathetic jerks. No one wants to read another lame word play headline. I hate you.

Says the guy with no greenlights.

jxb465

The Good Logins are Gone

You might want to reacquaint yourself with the meaning of the word "snob." Recognizing the fact that real cheese is superior to processed cheese-food doesn't take a snob, it merely takes anyone with half a brain.

And subby, the pun is the lowest form of humor, so if you screw it up like that, your headline fail is catastrophic.

/a quota with a head cold?

wiredroach: Says the guy with no greenlights.

Yes because your opinion is invalid if you haven't submitted headlines.

spentmiles: I am so sick and tired of the constant word play, green lit headlines. It's a friggin formula. It isn't creative and we've all seen enough of these cheesy jokes land on the front page. It just makes me want to punch the moderator straight to the moon. Maybe people just can't help it. They are that pathetic and unimaginative, all cut from the same mold. Give it up you pathetic jerks. No one wants to read another lame word play headline. I hate you.

thefonz37: spentmiles: I am so sick and tired of the constant word play, green lit headlines. It's a friggin formula. It isn't creative and we've all seen enough of these cheesy jokes land on the front page. It just makes me want to punch the moderator straight to the moon. Maybe people just can't help it. They are that pathetic and unimaginative, all cut from the same mold. Give it up you pathetic jerks. No one wants to read another lame word play headline. I hate you.

I agree. The pun headlines are boring and overused.

Whiskey Dickens: spentmiles: I am so sick and tired of the constant word play, green lit headlines. It's a friggin formula. It isn't creative and we've all seen enough of these cheesy jokes land on the front page. It just makes me want to punch the moderator straight to the moon. Maybe people just can't help it. They are that pathetic and unimaginative, all cut from the same mold. Give it up you pathetic jerks. No one wants to read another lame word play headline. I hate you.

HEAR HEAR!

More news and less puns.

Boooooooooooooooooo.

I havarti think it's time to give up on puns. And you would too if you were clever enough to munster up some yourself. Colby crazy, but I thought we were fondue for another one.

oneodd1: wiredroach: Says the guy with no greenlights.

Yes because your opinion is invalid if you haven't submitted headlines.

Pretty much.