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(Some Guy) Amusing It's now the final of the worst sports uniform poll. You can look at them, but, frankly, there are more pleasurable ways of going blind   (uniwatchblog.com) divider line 55
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torpid_beaver 2009-11-11 08:57:55 AM  
Incidentally, I know who I'm voting for in the "ugliest blog" poll.

 
markyp09 2009-11-11 09:01:18 AM  
torpid_beaver: Incidentally, I know who I'm voting for in the "ugliest blog" poll.

I came in here to ask if that's how the site usually is or if it's just getting crushed by Fark...but only 46 clicks. Hmmmm.

 
TheHopeDiamond [TotalFark] 2009-11-11 09:03:35 AM  
I never thought anything could beat the Canucks V sweaters but the Toros pulled it off.

And personally, I think the fringe on the Caribou soccer jerseys is cute as hell.

 
Gunny Highway 2009-11-11 09:10:50 AM  
i282.photobucket.com

These are pretty bad.

 
Cajnik [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-11 09:22:31 AM  
i939.photobucket.com
Fark Wyoming

/Go Rams

 
bel4sucks 2009-11-11 09:25:11 AM  
i33.tinypic.com

 
Dr Volta's Electric Fish 2009-11-11 09:31:40 AM  
Ah, yes. The venerable Mooterus.

 
Dissociater 2009-11-11 09:39:53 AM  
I have to say, the Montreal Canadiens' Candy Cane uniform is probably one of the worst I've ever seen.

img.photobucket.com

This horrible thing is still being used occasionally this year.

 
INeedAName 2009-11-11 09:45:13 AM  
I actually like the Ducks' uniforms...

 
dletter [TotalFark] 2009-11-11 09:48:27 AM  
Well, one thing certainly seems to be being said in this poll....

Ban Lime Green Football Uniforms.

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-11-11 09:59:02 AM  
Somewhere I've got a complete set of these:
www.hworth.net

 
beerrun [TotalFark] 2009-11-11 10:26:58 AM  
Say what you will, but I kinda like Oregon's unis. Shiat, I even think the Seahawk's lime green things look cool.

The Toros' unis look like they were shipped pants from another team and just decided to keep them. Horrible.

 
triptheory [TotalFark] 2009-11-11 10:28:49 AM  
+ 1 on the Mooterus.

This one should rate higher on that list:
www.icehockeyjersey.com

 
lacydog 2009-11-11 10:33:16 AM  
beerrun: Say what you will, but I kinda like Oregon's unis. Shiat, I even think the Seahawk's lime green things look cool.

The Toros' unis look like they were shipped pants from another team and just decided to keep them. Horrible.


I like lime green, but it's much better as a secondary color.

Me and my friend would occasionally make custom teams in NCAA football, and I'd always make a Black/Lime Green team. The primary black unis were pretty sweet. If you made a secondary uni with primarily green, your eyes would bleed.

His was worse though. Pink uniforms with forest green lettering.

/Cool story, I know
//The NHL had some bad ones, with the BuffaSlug, Mooterus, the cartoon Mighty Ducks, The Montreal Candy Stripers, The Flying V, the Blues' proposed 3rd uni, the gordon's fisherman
///The worst the NFL does is roll out tertiary color unis for the Browns, Dolphins, Bears, Steelers, Seahawks, etc.

 
howdyyall9999 2009-11-11 10:36:30 AM  
INeedAName: I actually like the Ducks' uniforms...

Was going to come in and say this...

 
boomquita 2009-11-11 10:40:58 AM  
beerrun: Say what you will, but I kinda like Oregon's unis. Shiat, I even think the Seahawk's lime green things look cool.

The Toros' unis look like they were shipped pants from another team and just decided to keep them. Horrible.


I don't mind the colors either. Oregon's unis would be fine if they left off the diamond plating pattern. That's just silly.

 
Pentaxian 2009-11-11 10:41:58 AM  
boomquita: Some of those are ugly, but not that bad. This is inexcusable:

What former NFLer played for the Caribous? Hint: He helped to cause Buffalo Bills grief once...

 
calgarysk859 2009-11-11 10:56:09 AM  
i135.photobucket.com
Begs to differ...

That or the vancouver jerseys with the square hockey stick logo. What goon though up those ones?

 
beerrun [TotalFark] 2009-11-11 11:04:11 AM  
Let's not forget this late entry to the contest:

extras.mnginteractive.com

 
Billy Crystal Meth Lab [TotalFark] 2009-11-11 11:20:17 AM  
I used to read this blog, but:
1. The design killed me.
2. The guy who runs it comes across as a pretty self-absorbed asshole. Over UNIFORMS, nonetheless.

 
boomquita 2009-11-11 11:24:40 AM  
Pentaxian: boomquita: Some of those are ugly, but not that bad. This is inexcusable:

What former NFLer played for the Caribous? Hint: He helped to cause Buffalo Bills grief once...


I can't think of anyone that caused the Bills grief just once.

 
Henry Holland 2009-11-11 11:40:39 AM  
[checks website]
[sees Canucks yellow V jersey]
[leaves happy]

 
Contrabulous Flabtraption 2009-11-11 12:20:20 PM  
That Web site is among the ugliest I've seen. As for unis, these are pretty bad

www.disabledonline.com

 
Gunny Highway 2009-11-11 12:24:05 PM  
Contrabulous Flabtraption: That Web site is among the ugliest I've seen. As for unis, these are pretty bad

Super Sonics fan huh?

/What is all that RI stuff in your profile from?

 
Erom 2009-11-11 12:34:11 PM  
I'll vote Oregon Ducks.
Large corporation's design edgey uniforms always comes out poor. I wish Nike would stick to shoes.

 
NASAM 2009-11-11 12:34:53 PM  
There can be no argument.

www.eckernet.com

 
Contrabulous Flabtraption 2009-11-11 12:38:20 PM  
Gunny Highway: Contrabulous Flabtraption: That Web site is among the ugliest I've seen. As for unis, these are pretty bad

Super Sonics fan huh?

/What is all that RI stuff in your profile from?


Nah, OKC jersey just seem totally uninspired, especially for a new team. Rhode Island stuff? That's just my life story.

 
AmazinTim 2009-11-11 12:42:50 PM  
NASAM: There can be no argument.

I have absolutely nothing to add to this.

 
Hiro's Protagonist 2009-11-11 12:46:15 PM  
Dissociater: I have to say, the Montreal Canadiens' Candy Cane uniform is probably one of the worst I've ever seen.

exactly
and how can Montreal have a 'retro' jersey
what's the point of it all, I doubt they'll sell enough to pay for all the setup costs

 
Hiro's Protagonist 2009-11-11 12:49:07 PM  
calgarysk859: That or the vancouver jerseys with the square hockey stick logo. What goon though up those ones?

those jerseys are so well loved around the world that I didn't hesitate to guess you were a troll even though I haven't had coffee this morning

 
r1niceboy 2009-11-11 12:55:18 PM  
www.premiershirts.net

 
Gunny Highway 2009-11-11 12:57:37 PM  
Hiro's Protagonist: calgarysk859: That or the vancouver jerseys with the square hockey stick logo. What goon though up those ones?

those jerseys are so well loved around the world that I didn't hesitate to guess you were a troll even though I haven't had coffee this morning


Yea I love those jerseys. Better than the Killer Whale "C" IMHO

 
hitmanric 2009-11-11 01:00:09 PM  
I looked on the page of the nominees and it says there was a american CFL team called the Memphis Mad Dogs. Why don't I remember that team?

 
kevinatilusa 2009-11-11 01:02:35 PM  
NASAM: There can be no argument.

It seems like those jerseys were part of an annual theme of wearing absurd uniforms for one game then auctioning them off for charity, which I guess is enough of a mitigating factor to give them a pass. Other highlights from a Mallards charity auction:

i19.photobucket.com

and, from an Albany River Rats auction to benefit the Ronald Mcdonald House:

i41.photobucket.com

The Mallards' normal jerseys may have also been able to make the list:

i41.photobucket.com

 
chechcal 2009-11-11 01:05:27 PM  
phoenix.fanster.com

Wow, that's just a crime against baseball, fashion, nature, good sense, my eyes, everything...

 
jmtrix587 2009-11-11 01:14:35 PM  
Dissociater: I have to say, the Montreal Canadiens' Candy Cane uniform is probably one of the worst I've ever seen.



This horrible thing is still being used occasionally this year.


I clicked on the link expecting to find that one on the list-- very disappointed not to find it. I'm glad someone else share the sentiment.

Watching those damn multicolored stripes whiz by on screen is a dizzying experience.

 
Yanks_RSJ 2009-11-11 01:29:36 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
zac1722 2009-11-11 01:50:13 PM  
i would read uniwatch more if paul lukas didnt come across like a smug know it all that has an unhealthy obsession with stirrups and boring uniforms. on top of that the blog has some of the worst followers because they always just agree with whatever paul lukas says with extreme admiration, seriously read it, these guys dont realize that talking about some guys sock length might qualify you as a loser

 
Donnchadha 2009-11-11 02:02:31 PM  
markyp09: torpid_beaver: Incidentally, I know who I'm voting for in the "ugliest blog" poll.

I came in here to ask if that's how the site usually is or if it's just getting crushed by Fark...but only 46 clicks. Hmmmm.


It's not really "ugliest blog" such as "poorly designed website". For some reason, the style sheets/code/something in there doesn't like Firefox. Check the page in IE or Safari, and it looks fine -- or at least better and not early 90's GeoCities style.

 
NASAM 2009-11-11 02:07:04 PM  
kevinatilusa: NASAM: There can be no argument.

It seems like those jerseys were part of an annual theme of wearing absurd uniforms for one game then auctioning them off for charity, which I guess is enough of a mitigating factor to give them a pass. Other highlights from a Mallards charity auction:





Party-pooper.

Seriously though, that's good to know. It hurt my brain to think that no less than two people thought those were a good idea: The designer and the guy who said, "our players will look AWESOME in these".

 
Taima [TotalFark] 2009-11-11 02:07:08 PM  
dletter: Well, one thing certainly seems to be being said in this poll....

Ban Lime Green Football Uniforms.


THIS.

/Seahawks fan.
//Bring on the throwbacks!

 
Donnchadha 2009-11-11 02:11:33 PM  
beerrun: Let's not forget this late entry to the contest:

That's not even the worst NFL throwback ever.

This is:

static.nfl.com
1.bp.blogspot.com

 
Dissociater 2009-11-11 02:17:32 PM  
jmtrix587: Dissociater: I have to say, the Montreal Canadiens' Candy Cane uniform is probably one of the worst I've ever seen.



This horrible thing is still being used occasionally this year.

I clicked on the link expecting to find that one on the list-- very disappointed not to find it. I'm glad someone else share the sentiment.

Watching those damn multicolored stripes whiz by on screen is a dizzying experience.


Maybe that's their plan, to give seizures to the opposing team.

 
1lastcall [TotalFark] 2009-11-11 03:56:31 PM  
Taima: dletter: Well, one thing certainly seems to be being said in this poll....

Ban Lime Green Football Uniforms.

THIS.

/Seahawks fan.
//Bring on the throwbacks!


My condolences.

/Also a Hawks fan
//Son has a sweet poster of Taima in his room

 
Khazar-Khum 2009-11-11 04:13:19 PM  
Many are from the 70s, the tasteless years.

 
alechemist 2009-11-11 04:55:59 PM  
came for the 80's white sox and padres jerseys leaves disappointed.

 
Didgeridon't [TotalFark] 2009-11-11 06:07:21 PM  
lacydog:
//The NHL had some bad ones, with the BuffaSlug, Mooterus, the cartoon Mighty Ducks, The Montreal Candy Stripers, The Flying V, the Blues' proposed 3rd uni, the gordon's fisherman
///The worst the NFL does is roll out tertiary color unis for the Browns, Dolphins, Bears, Steelers, Seahawks, etc.

I kinda like the BuffaSlug now. I mean, it still looks like Donald Trump's toupee came to life, but it's not terrible.

Also, I think the Bronco's throwback uniforms were easily the worst thing the NFL has done. Those socks...yikes.

/Go Sabres!
//But I won't say it too loud, I'm in Pens land now. >.>

 
phedex 2009-11-11 06:46:42 PM  
personally i'm a big fan of the 80's astros and nuggets jerseys.

 
GoteamVenture 2009-11-11 06:50:36 PM  
A few ones i think should have made it further

The New York Jets/Titans throw backs

The New York Mets black jerseys(god they are so f'ng awful)

The Kansas City Chiefs/Dallas Texans jersey throwback

 
Chunks McGunks 2009-11-11 07:26:36 PM  
I swear to god I've seen Oregon wearing 9 uniforms uglier than the ones posted just this season.

 
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