That quake was the shudder running down my spine.

I'd hit it.

Just remember, even if you were to summon the will to do so, you'd be putting it into a cavern known to be flooded at varying intervals with Ted Turner batter.

Aww yeah.

Jane Fonda is such a crazy AW. I love her.

Abagadro: Aww yeah.

Barbarella had a very profound effect on this young man when it first came out.

So who's in charge of passing out the free mind bleach?

"Seldom is youth a lover, then, of age,
Except with love, in which no passion dwells;
'Tis only when abnormal passions rage,
As if from seething wells!"

- 'Vivian and Merlin' by Ralph de Tunstall Sneyd (1929)

Jane...Pics or GTFO.

Gorgor thread attack, or GTFO.

I'd hit it, gently. (so nothing breaks)

In before right-wing nut cases.

I have it on reliable authority that Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda.

Hip joint? Her knees are way too sharp!

Ted batter or not, I'd hit it....I'm just that way!

I'm thinking Arby's.


/image is hot like steaming roast beast
//with cheese
///mmm cheese
////like morning sex

Call me ,Jane. I've always wanted to fark a Vietnam woman.

I imagine she does have a good sex life.

From what I hear, she screwed a lot of Vietnam vets.

Her Strut
by Bob Seger

She's totally committed
To major independence
But she's a lady through and through

She gives them quite a battle
All that they can handle
She'll bruise some
She'll hurt some too

But oh they love to watch her strut
Oh they do respect her but
They love to watch her strut

Sometimes they'll want to leave her
Just give up and leave her
But they would never play that scene

In spite of all her talking
Once she starts in walking
The lady will be all they ever dreamed

Oh they'll love to watch her strut
Oh they'll kill to make the cut

They love to watch her strut
Yeah love to watch her strut
Watch her strut

I used to work out to Jane's aerobic videos when I was in high school. When a particular exercise was kicking my a$$ and Jane would say "Can you feel the burning..just 4 more" I'd yell "You dirty Commie" at the tv...somehow hating her made the pain of working out easier!

Why do women who age so well insist on these stupid AARP magazine cover hairstyles?

Here is the difference between what women say and what is true:

Women have about 15 'good' years, between like 17 and 32-ish. During these years, most of them are pretty good looking, have good health, can have children without a lot of trouble, and have the kind of 'natural beauty' that older women crave like vampires crave blood. They can party or work hard and not be teribly affected by this.

After their mid-30's , tho, lots of stuff starts to go wrong. The wear and tear of successive bodily strains, damage from smoking or partying, digestive issues come up, the reproduction process starts getting hinky and 'worst' of all , their elastin in their skin starts to seriously degrade, leading to wrinkles, creases, and sagging body parts.

Almost all women will take offense to this. pretty much every female post after this will probably be about how hot their sex life is, and how beautiful such-and-such a person (if not themselves) is. Perhaps creams or salves or exercise will be mentioned.

Perhaps the fact that a woman's 'sexual peak' is at 25 will be brought up? To that, I have only to say "Just because you've finally started to have orgasms regularly doesn't mean that most people will enjoy giving them to you."

Making the best of what you have - in men and body - is a skill conquered long ago by women the world over.

Fonda aint got a motor in the back of her honda.

/whoo-PSSSH!

OnmyojiOmn: Why do women who age so well insist on these stupid AARP magazine cover hairstyles?

Because their hair color naturally fades from its youthful vibrancy, and it becomes flatter and less shiny. also, almost all women I know color the crap out of their hair, effectively destroying it.

She was hot when she was younger, but:

rubi_con_man: Here is the difference between what women say and what is true:

Women have about 15 'good' years, between like 17 and 32-ish. During these years, most of them are pretty good looking, have good health, can have children without a lot of trouble, and have the kind of 'natural beauty' that older women crave like vampires crave blood. They can party or work hard and not be teribly affected by this.

After their mid-30's , tho, lots of stuff starts to go wrong. The wear and tear of successive bodily strains, damage from smoking or partying, digestive issues come up, the reproduction process starts getting hinky and 'worst' of all , their elastin in their skin starts to seriously degrade, leading to wrinkles, creases, and sagging body parts.

Almost all women will take offense to this. pretty much every female post after this will probably be about how hot their sex life is, and how beautiful such-and-such a person (if not themselves) is. Perhaps creams or salves or exercise will be mentioned.

Perhaps the fact that a woman's 'sexual peak' is at 25 will be brought up? To that, I have only to say "Just because you've finally started to have orgasms regularly doesn't mean that most people will enjoy giving them to you."

Making the best of what you have - in men and body - is a skill conquered long ago by women the world over.

Is there a Internet Don Juan magazine?
At least there is a tshirt:

Oh, rubi_con_man...don't worry. One day you'll kiss a girl.

rubi_con_man: OnmyojiOmn: Why do women who age so well insist on these stupid AARP magazine cover hairstyles?

Because their hair color naturally fades from its youthful vibrancy, and it becomes flatter and less shiny. also, almost all women I know color the crap out of their hair, effectively destroying it.

Thing is, white hair can look hot on an older woman. Especially long white hair.

Klingon Penis: In before right-wing nut cases.

In between those who are too young to ever see themselves at 70 yet already old enough to know they can't keep up with her already

Why won't that f*cking whore just die already?

dittybopper
rubi_con_man: OnmyojiOmn: Why do women who age so well insist on these stupid AARP magazine cover hairstyles?

Because their hair color naturally fades from its youthful vibrancy, and it becomes flatter and less shiny. also, almost all women I know color the crap out of their hair, effectively destroying it.

Thing is, white hair can look hot on an older woman. Especially long white hair.

I plan on doing the longer, white hair thing at some point. Maybe age 55 or so. My hair won't be naturally white, if my mom is anything to go by, so I'll have to dye it. I've had it dyed white before, so I know it works with my skin tone.

I find commenters who are so adamant that women only have "a few good years" to be quite amusing. Yes, genius, we've all observed that getting older brings with it the effects of hard living and gravity. We know we don't look as good when we first roll out of bed as an 18-year-old. We know there are health issues to contend with.

We've also matured to the level where we point and laugh at morons who say, "Ewww, you older women are so unbangable." Such morons don't seem to notice that those of us in our 40's, 50's, and beyond are getting what we want, including sex, money, good careers, and prestige. And we notice you aging right along with us, bonehead. Is that a bald spot I see?

/41 and glad not to be a confused 21-year-old anymore

Still hittable... especially since she's just the right kind of crazy that is magical in the sack but doesn't get all stabby.

I dunno; her motor appears to be running just fine.

Snakeophelia: /41 and glad not to be a confused 21-year-old anymore

If that's a recent pic in your profile, you are looking good at 41. I can see the longer white hair will fit you very nicely.

Snakeophelia: dittybopper
rubi_con_man: OnmyojiOmn: Why do women who age so well insist on these stupid AARP magazine cover hairstyles?

Because their hair color naturally fades from its youthful vibrancy, and it becomes flatter and less shiny. also, almost all women I know color the crap out of their hair, effectively destroying it.

Thing is, white hair can look hot on an older woman. Especially long white hair.

I plan on doing the longer, white hair thing at some point. Maybe age 55 or so. My hair won't be naturally white, if my mom is anything to go by, so I'll have to dye it. I've had it dyed white before, so I know it works with my skin tone.

I find commenters who are so adamant that women only have "a few good years" to be quite amusing. Yes, genius, we've all observed that getting older brings with it the effects of hard living and gravity. We know we don't look as good when we first roll out of bed as an 18-year-old. We know there are health issues to contend with.

We've also matured to the level where we point and laugh at morons who say, "Ewww, you older women are so unbangable." Such morons don't seem to notice that those of us in our 40's, 50's, and beyond are getting what we want, including sex, money, good careers, and prestige. And we notice you aging right along with us, bonehead. Is that a bald spot I see?

/41 and glad not to be a confused 21-year-old anymore

I have to agree that at a certain age women figure out what they really want sexually and are not afraid to seek it out.
The younger girls are still just tring to figure it out.
Be warned women in the 40s-50s and beyond can and will hurt you in a good way.

Snakeophelia: dittybopper
rubi_con_man: OnmyojiOmn: Why do women who age so well insist on these stupid AARP magazine cover hairstyles?

Because their hair color naturally fades from its youthful vibrancy, and it becomes flatter and less shiny. also, almost all women I know color the crap out of their hair, effectively destroying it.

Thing is, white hair can look hot on an older woman. Especially long white hair.

I plan on doing the longer, white hair thing at some point. Maybe age 55 or so. My hair won't be naturally white, if my mom is anything to go by, so I'll have to dye it. I've had it dyed white before, so I know it works with my skin tone.

I find commenters who are so adamant that women only have "a few good years" to be quite amusing. Yes, genius, we've all observed that getting older brings with it the effects of hard living and gravity. We know we don't look as good when we first roll out of bed as an 18-year-old. We know there are health issues to contend with.

We've also matured to the level where we point and laugh at morons who say, "Ewww, you older women are so unbangable." Such morons don't seem to notice that those of us in our 40's, 50's, and beyond are getting what we want, including sex, money, good careers, and prestige. And we notice you aging right along with us, bonehead. Is that a bald spot I see?

/41 and glad not to be a confused 21-year-old anymore

Well said.

I'd pull a



but I see that you are married, as am I.

/42

Pugdaddyk: Snakeophelia: /41 and glad not to be a confused 21-year-old anymore

If that's a recent pic in your profile, you are looking good at 41. I can see the longer white hair will fit you very nicely.

/agree, very good.

This is one coont I wouldn't pee on if she was on fire. Sorry fellahs but they all ain't worth it.

You should try being impaled by a metal hip. It's quite erotic, Subby.

Snakeophelia: We've also matured to the level where we point and laugh at morons who say, "Ewww, you older women are so unbangable." Such morons don't seem to notice that those of us in our 40's, 50's, and beyond are getting what we want, including sex, money, good careers, and prestige.

Except that most of you aren't. Most women have partied away their 'good' years and then offer their broken, tired bodies to whomever they meet last. It's like 'winning' musical chairs to find out that the last seat was smeared with cat-feces.

Yes, there is a tiny number of women who actually are full of 'win' that this point, but there are many many many more who have tenuous, young relationships that are hard to manage because they don't have the looks to close an apology with hot sex anymore. They try to use logic, humor, bribery, or get angry or threaten to leave, and you know what?

If you're over 30 or so, my worse are not meant for you. My words are meant for any girl who is 20 thinking that she has 'a long time' to find out what she wants. I suggest to you, young lady, that you explore what you might want very very vigorously and try to get to the point where you can pass up confusion as soon as you can, because it doesn't matter that you find what you want if when you get it you can't do what you want to do with it.

Back in the day, aw yeah:

Under normal circumstances, I'd give her a toss, but traitors to my country just don't do it for me.

rubi_con_man: their elastin in their skin starts to seriously degrade, leading to wrinkles, creases, and sagging body parts.

Not for too much longer. (new window)

rubi_con_man: Yes, there is a tiny number of women who actually are full of 'win'

They are married, so who cares anyway?

She has money. A whole lot of money. She can pretty much get anything she wants, just like a wealthy man can.
So STFU.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Under normal circumstances, I'd give her a toss, but traitors to my country just don't do it for me.

meh. I'll give you a 4/10 for the effort.

Everything you ever wanted to know about dating an older women:
Link (Family Guy "Brian's God A Brand New Bag, new window)