At Del Dios Jr High (Escondido, CA) I instigated many food fights. Please don't tell anyone.

As hot as can be

pbf.jpeg?

I'm saying by 2025, childhood ends at 8. Any takers?

It might take a little bit of lateral thinking, but you will get there.

That is the most stupid farking thing I ever heard. What happened to just making all the kids stay at lunch until they cleaned the freaking place up? Then you maybe hit them with an after school suspension.

God damn it so much what the hell is happening in schools. The entire school board should be thrown out next election. Run on a food Fights Are Not A Crime ticket.

The coolest song (new window) about a food fight you will hear all day.

They were also suspended for two days by the school, the Calumet middle-school campus of Perspectives Charter Schools, in the Gresham neighborhood on the South Side.

Is there not more pressing things for the Chicago police to do than deal with a school's over reaction to throwing cookies and apples? Thanks for wasting law enforcement resources fark wads.

Ms. Shulla-Cose described the entire episode as "unfortunate" and added, "We don't take this lightly."

There are many things I could accuse this person of and none of them would be taking a food fight lightly.

As a very fat man, I demand that they bring these children to justice! How many more hot dogs must go to waste?

ZeroKnightRaiden: As hot as can be

PBF is for heroes.

I weep for this country. I really do.

/can we have America back plzkthx

SirFire: I weep for this country. I really do.

/can we have America back plzkthx

Have to buy it back from China, sorry.

sad world we live in, sad indeed

Farking chicken shiat cops. I'm sure someone from the Fark FOP will be by to explain why arresting these kids was necessary and in the best interest of the public.

Misdemeanor:



Felony:

Gwendolyn: They were also suspended for two days by the school, the Calumet middle-school campus of Perspectives Charter Schools, in the Gresham neighborhood on the South Side.

Is there not more pressing things for the Chicago police to do than deal with a school's over reaction to throwing cookies and apples? Thanks for wasting law enforcement resources fark wads.

BTW this wasn't a comment about the police it was a comment towards the school officials.

Everything that is wrong with the system is represented in this story.

/could be worse
//could be Britain

Wow. Just wow. That's farking ridiculous.

FTA: ... the resulting heavy police presence had led in turn to the large number of arrests.

I trust I'm not alone in being highly perturbed here ... so, people are no longer arrested for crimes, they are arrested merely for being near cops?

What can I say? Here in Chicago we take our food more seriously than in some other towns I could name...

/*cough* New York *cough*

At least they're being properly indoctrinated for things to come.

Food fight resulting in arrests? Shall we tune in to this weekend's "Funniest Videos" for school security camera footage?

Perhaps the ruffians shouted "Meep!" whilst throwing their lunch scraps. The effrontery!

Psssh, that's nothing. The year after I graduated, my high school had food fight so massive that was reported on freakin' Pravda.

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From what I've heard from my younger sister and friends, it was the start of a long, ugly slide for the school.

When I was in middle school, I strangled a kid in the lunch room and all I got was a 3 day suspension.

Who knows what would have happened if I threw beef cutlet at him first.

But what if it wasn't food? What if it was bombs? Or sextings?

...an on-campus police officer had called for backup as the food fight escalated and that the resulting heavy police presence had led in turn to the large number of arrests.

what the fark is wrong with someone that they call police backup to a school food fight?

/started one in high school
//will still deny it.
///you have no evidence!

Holy farking giant zit.

What an epic fail for the school and the cops.

Can't stop a food fight without arresting 25 kids?
Giant farking twatwaffles at that school.

and the cops???

Well Sarge, we stopped the terrorist food fighters today.

-How'd you do that?

We arrested 25 fourteen year old food throwing hoodlems...

-(facepalm)

echobass: ...an on-campus police officer had called for backup as the food fight escalated and that the resulting heavy police presence had led in turn to the large number of arrests.

what the fark is wrong with someone that they call police backup to a school food fight?

Seriously just close up the hot food side of the cafeteria. Eventually they'll run out of ammo.

BuckTurgidson

Vaginal breadfruit aside, I haven't read some of those quotes in your profile in a decade or more. Thanks for the refresher course.

What an arrest in Chicago MAY look like.

By the end of the day, 25 of the students, ages 11 to 15, had been rounded up, arrested, taken from school and put in jail. A spokesman for the Chicago police said the charges were reckless conduct, a misdemeanor.

In case anyone was wondering, this is a sign of why this country is farked.

You gotta be farking kidding me.

At worst, this is detention, unless you find a way to actually kill someone with a thrown banana.

/Yeah, the choir, I'm preaching to.

Weaver95: By the end of the day, 25 of the students, ages 11 to 15, had been rounded up, arrested, taken from school and put in jail. A spokesman for the Chicago police said the charges were reckless conduct, a misdemeanor.

In case anyone was wondering, this is a sign of why this country is farked.

Jeeziz Aitch Keerist, this. The charges against the students should be "horseplay" and "excessive rowdiness" and the charges against the school staff and administration should be "immaturity", "insecurity", and "FAIL".

BuckTurgidson:

Yum, stinking fruit of the devil!

If they hadn't arrested them, they might have started using bananas, raspberries, passionfruits and even pointed sticks!

Doc Ok: BuckTurgidson:

Yum, stinking fruit of the devil!

I may have prematurely gone nucular with the durian.

There is, after all, no countermeasure or proportionate response.

It says a lot about the teachers at the school when they can't even assert their authority over a bunch of middle school kids without involving the police.

Jesus this country's gotten over-reactive, overly-PC, and police-happy.

//more two-word descriptors await..

boobsrgood: BuckTurgidson

Vaginal breadfruit aside, I haven't read some of those quotes in your profile in a decade or more. Thanks for the refresher course.

You're welcome, though I take no credit, even for the humble copy and paste.

/Lawn, off you know...

Ask: It says a lot about the teachers at the school when they can't even assert their authority over a bunch of middle school kids without involving the police.

Things have gotten bad since the days when teachers could grab you by the arm and sling you out of the cafeteria and into the principal's office without fear of a lawsuit.

That does seem pretty dumb for their age. Yeah at 18+ I could see problems but not at 11.
I was never in a food fight though, the idiotic jocks at my schools were satisfied with ruining the lives of the intelligent specifically, and a food fight might hurt someone else.

boobsrgood: BuckTurgidson

Vaginal breadfruit aside, I haven't read some of those quotes in your profile in a decade or more. Thanks for the refresher course.

The durian is a massive and hideous fruit that can kill people when it falls from its tree. It's the most hardcore fruit ever.

The more you know