You mean the cake... it's a lie?

Big Merl: You mean the cake... it's a lie?

Say, has anyone made a Portal joke yet?

Anaxphone: Say, has anyone made a Portal joke yet?

I came here to make the portal joke and was disappointed it had already been done.

We were told there'd be punch and pie?

CHOCOLATE CAKE?! FOR BREAKFAST?! OH GOODY! THAT'S NUTRITIOUS!

There's something about that cake that strikes me as untrue.

robsul82: We were told there'd be punch and pie?

More people will come if they think there'll be punch and pie!

jpallan: robsul82: We were told there'd be punch and pie?

More people will come if they think there'll be punch and pie!

Fark God! Fark him in his stupid ass!

Get comfy while I warm up the neurotoxin.

I miss my Companion Cube.

*sniff*

Mentat: jpallan: robsul82: We were told there'd be punch and pie?

More people will come if they think there'll be punch and pie!

Fark God! Fark him in his stupid ass!

VIVA LA REVOLUCION! VIVA LA TERRANCE AND PHILLIPE!

Mmmmm... Delicious cake.

Cake or death?

Done in one boys and girls.

robsul82: We were told there'd be punch and pie?

There isn't any.

So, did he come, or what?

But is he still alive?

What do you mean there's no cake?

"Dad is great. He gives us the chocolate cake."

Was there a nail gun?

/oblig

Unshrunken Dink: "Dad is great. He gives us the chocolate cake."

Saved me the trouble. Thank you.

And there was apparently vanilla ice cream, but it seems to have melted and gotten all over her face.

Too bad they can't/won't neuter him

Link

Also, was he driving this?

He told them to wait for her, but they cut it anyway.

Did you guys know there was this awesome game called Portal in which the player was promised cake but it turned out there was no cake and so it spawned a catch phrase "the cake is a lie"?

You should check out that game.

Came for Eddie Izzard, leaving satisfied.

So there is no actual proof? The story sounds too wrong to be a lie, so I am guessing he's guilty, but it is scary the witch hunt in which three young girls can ruin a mans life just by opening their mouths, and they don't even have to keep their stories straight.

fark YEAH CAKE THREAD!

theredsea1: So there is no actual proof? The story sounds too wrong to be a lie, so I am guessing he's guilty, but it is scary the witch hunt in which three young girls can ruin a mans life just by opening their mouths, and they don't even have to keep their stories straight.

Why don't you have a seat...

Oh the cake wasn't a lie, we were just lying when we said you could have some.

/came for the office space reference, leaving happy

Who the hell puts rhubarb in a cake?!

But were the 9 year olds hot?

Just kidding! Don't be haters!

I just hope Bubba and Tyrone (or whatever name they use down under) get a slice of "chocolate" when he goes to jail.

So, the cake was a lie?

Bigdogdaddy: But were the 9 year olds hot?

Just kidding! Don't be haters!

I just hope Bubba and Tyrone (or whatever name they use down under) get a slice of "chocolate" when he goes to jail.

I believe it's Bruce and Bruce.

Note to the teen: Don't take "You should go out and nail some girls" QUITE so literally.

Cubby House in question?


stupid forbidden hotlinks (new window)

Chocolate cake? Where?

Chocolate cake behind you!

GranoblasticMan: Who the hell puts rhubarb in a cake?!

I'm more concerned about the "Fish-shaped solid waste".

Oh yeah, like if there WAS cake, he'd be so much less of a pedophile. But I can't see a nailgun wielding loon baking a cake, since he probably spends all his free time masturbating and surfing Free Republic.

The cake is... wait, has anyone made that joke yet?

So, does this mean we get to go full Cheka on his mother and father for not doing the right thing by disowning him?