ABC = Alcoholic Beverage Control

ABC = Anal Bum Cover

South Carolina has the weirdest blue laws. The liquor stores here close at 7:00 p.m. How can a fellow live a normal life when his favorite shop is closing right around the time he wakes up?

Oh, and until a couple of years ago, the bars served only airplane mini-bottles.

Alcoholic board of cocksuckers.

FTA: At the time, the woman told officers she knew she could not have open containers in the store area, but said she was not aware they weren't permitted in the storage room

Hmmm. I can see where she might have gotten confused. Maybe she was sampling, random quality checks and such for their customers.

Karl Bacardi: South Carolina has the weirdest blue laws. The liquor stores here close at 7:00 p.m. How can a fellow live a normal life when his favorite shop is closing right around the time he wakes up?

Oh, and until a couple of years ago, the bars served only airplane mini-bottles.

Geez what the hell they worried about? The state is getting paid for people's vices. AND a sales tax on it. NC is only slightly ahead. They did allow watered down faux-absinthe to be sold and the beer alcohol content to go above 6%. In fact I saw some sort of rocket fuel, thunderbird-ish poison malt at a mini mart the other day with 12% content.

Can't buy on Sunday. Because people will just buy twice as much on Saturday.

FTFA: Having open containers in the store violated state law, the report said.

Okay, but what does the state law say?

/ Yay for bad writers!

Never cared much for that variety of gum.

fanbladesaresharp:
Can't buy on Sunday. Because people will just buy twice as much on Saturday.

Even here in Washington State, the state liquor stores weren't open on Sundays until just a few years back. The reason on the liquor control board website as to why they where opening stores on Sundays now? They wanted more revenue and even had charts as to how much more they thought they could make with stores open Sunday.

/Remembers his trip to Maine where you could get liquor at a grocery store. Talk about convenient.

Easy as 1 2 3.

adenosine: fanbladesaresharp:
Can't buy on Sunday. Because people will just buy twice as much on Saturday.

Even here in Washington State, the state liquor stores weren't open on Sundays until just a few years back. The reason on the liquor control board website as to why they where opening stores on Sundays now? They wanted more revenue and even had charts as to how much more they thought they could make with stores open Sunday.

/Remembers his trip to Maine where you could get liquor at a grocery store. Talk about convenient.

And some gas stations now too.

same name here is Texas we call it TABC pronouced (tab c) and the blue laws suck here as well.

Arseholes. Bastards and C....

I don't understand the american spelling. Why would you want to compare your bum to a donkey anyway?

We can buy alcohol almost anywhere here. Supermarkets, Gas stations Corner shops. Any day of the week. Hell they just about give the stuff away.

/What are all these empty bottles?

/easy as 1, 2, 3

macsenwledig: /What are all these empty bottles?

Sad reminders of a once great empire?

/kidding
//also surrounded by bottles

The answer is always C.

The only good thing about Michigan: Can buy liquor damn near anywhere you go.

/don't mind the unemployment
//or the shiatty roads

criminal ABC violation = not sucking some farggott fascist swine's cock every farking second of the day.
Cops are p*ssy criminals hiding behind a badge.

JerkyMeat: criminal ABC violation = not sucking some farggott fascist swine's cock every farking second of the day.
Cops are p*ssy criminals hiding behind a badge.

Wow, somebody needs their morning coffee.

I got arrested for illiteracy once.

tawelsh: JerkyMeat: criminal ABC violation = not sucking some farggott fascist swine's cock every farking second of the day.
Cops are p*ssy criminals hiding behind a badge.

Wow, somebody needs their morning Irish coffee.

FTFY

Is it the Law and Order "Special Letters Unit?"

softshoes: I got arrested for illiteracy once.

Karl Bacardi: South Carolina has the weirdest blue laws. The liquor stores here close at 7:00 p.m. How can a fellow live a normal life when his favorite shop is closing right around the time he wakes up?

My local branch of the state run liquor store closes at 5:30 during the week. Their "late" night is 6:30 on Friday. Not open on Sunday at all. Yes, yes, we have liquor stores on the highways and while that's convenient and all, the rest of the stores, you know, the ones for the locals, are really a pain in the ass.

Also would have accepted "won't you come and play with me."

/like their sales

Compared to PA no state can complain about blue laws. I'm sorry but there just is no sense whatsoever in selling beer by the case at a distributor, wine and liquor at a state store, six packs at restaurants, and no alcohol whatsoever at any other store. When I moved from there to TX one of the first things I did was buy a 6 pack at the grocery store. Because I could.

It's a Fact! The Queen of England doesn't know her ABC's anymore. A-B-C-D-X-P-Q-R-X-Y-V...Sad, eh? She's old! It's a Fact!

So you arent even allowed to have tastings?


What kind of shiat hole is that???

It has the same melody as 'twinkle twinkle little star'. I smell a copyright infringement case.