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(YouTube) Cool Hey everybody, my name is Ray and I'm gonna sing the alphabet today. Fark needs a few more Os in the Cooooooool tag   (youtube.com) divider line 38
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feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2009-11-10 07:30:41 PM  
I remember seeing this on TV. I was not a kid at the time.

/I am now.

 
bmr68 [TotalFark] 2009-11-10 07:50:52 PM  
The clip was from Season 9 episode 9.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-11-10 08:40:07 PM  
That's a much more swinging version than the dirge alphabet that I learned. We were a joyless people. Education was a chore.

Anyhew, off to go self-flagellate, got a test tomorrow.

 
alywa [TotalFark] 2009-11-10 08:48:47 PM  
I'll see your Ray Charles, and raise you one Johnny Cash (new window)

/great link, subby

 
waiting4godot 2009-11-10 09:00:52 PM  
Does he say... "Aww, man that's terrible" at the end?

 
crazycooter 2009-11-10 09:12:11 PM  
Uh, you can call me Ray, or you can call me J,...

j-walkblog.com

 
Gloval 2009-11-10 09:13:14 PM  
waiting4godot: Does he say... "Aww, man that's terrible" at the end?

I think he meant "terrible" as in "awesome." That's just how hip he is.

 
evilmousse 2009-11-10 09:38:01 PM  
i take the "that's terrible" to be him reacting to his own song like it's a joke with a bad pun. the abcs are such a boring song, and turning it into something groovey is kinda like a groaner joke.

 
LesserEvil [TotalFark] 2009-11-10 09:38:21 PM  
Darth Vader did a credible job, back in the day....

Link (new window)

 
Tax Boy 2009-11-10 09:57:16 PM  
Mayb if I lurnd this swingin versun back in kindrgartin, I woodunt b illeterate tooday

 
espiaboricua 2009-11-10 11:10:17 PM  
alywa: I'll see your Ray Charles, and raise you one Johnny Cash (new window)

I see your Ray Charles, I see your Johnny Cash, and I raise you Patrick Stewart (a B or Not a B)and Patrick Stewart (make it so, Number One!)

 
coma 2009-11-10 11:10:30 PM  
At first I was like 'wow, that kid is actually clapping on the right beats'... then there was a close up and I realized, 'oh, that's cause she's not white.'

 
ABQGOD 2009-11-10 11:21:02 PM  
coma: At first I was like 'wow, that kid is actually clapping on the right beats'... then there was a close up and I realized, 'oh, that's cause she's not white.'

And someone forgot to tell the white girl to at least pretend to look happy to be there.

 
barncook 2009-11-10 11:29:17 PM  
Um, Clapping on 1 and 3? (:042)

/I'm just sayin

 
Seamer 2009-11-11 12:12:57 AM  
Anyone who can sing the affabet to kids while making it fun is a winner.

Oh man, that was terrible...

 
T.M.S. [TotalFark] 2009-11-11 12:15:16 AM  
feckingmorons: I remember seeing this on TV.

That's more than Ray Charles could ever say.

 
EchoMike 2009-11-11 12:25:05 AM  
waiting4godot: Does he say... "Aww, man that's terrible" at the end?

i118.photobucket.com

 
Hand Banana 2009-11-11 12:56:40 AM  
Stevie Wonder for the win.

 
bluelancer03 2009-11-11 02:08:17 AM  
Ah, Ray. If he ever needed a metronome he'd just have to look in a mirror.

/aisle seat, near the front

 
AliasUndercover 2009-11-11 04:10:38 AM  
crazycooter: Uh, you can call me Ray, or you can call me J,...

I knew I couldn't be the only one who remembers that guy...

 
rev_zeolite 2009-11-11 04:59:05 AM  
Here's some more Stevie on the Seasame Street: Link (new window)

 
root88 2009-11-11 08:47:08 AM  
What's the obsession with Fark and Sesame Street?

 
Shane the Brane 2009-11-11 08:54:08 AM  
Can't find it, but Al green sang the alphabet on the Electric Company, and it is mimeblowing.

 
chopit 2009-11-11 10:27:53 AM  
Milkbeer: its been a while since i've seen a black dude teach idiots without a teleprompter in a while..... thanks fark.

You're a retard.

 
It's a Sunshine Day! 2009-11-11 10:59:44 AM  
I like that blonde girl who's really grumpy at the start, but then, she starts feeling the groove and happys up.

Soul can do that.

 
New Age Redneck 2009-11-11 12:11:35 PM  
root88
What's the obsession with Fark and Sesame Street?

Politics is two tabs to the left, Mr. Buzzkill.

/Sesame St., Electric Co., Muppet Show for introducing me to some really cool music and musicians

 
PygPharkker 2009-11-11 12:33:31 PM  
What about the Three Stooges Swingin' the Alphabet?
Link (new window)

 
Skyfrog 2009-11-11 12:34:29 PM  
root88: What's the obsession with Fark and Sesame Street?

It's the show's 40th anniversary.

 
espiaboricua 2009-11-11 12:56:21 PM  
root88: What's the obsession deal with Fark and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street is Awesome™. It's a FarkLaw™.

 
alywa [TotalFark] 2009-11-11 01:02:44 PM  
LindLTaylor: I am going to be the one to come out and be brave enough to say that Ray Charles sucks, or sucked. We get it already. You were blind and played piano and sang. Yeah for your accoplishements.

Wow. What is it like to have such shiatty taste in music? The dude was an absolute genius, not only musically, but also as a businessman. He was a pioneer in civil rights. He is a freaking national treasure.

But, hey, whatever. You're entitled to your opinion.

 
Hand Banana 2009-11-11 01:11:59 PM  
LindLTaylor: I am going to be the one to come out and be brave enough to say that Ray Charles sucks, or sucked. We get it already. You were blind and played piano and sang. Yeah for your accoplishements.

Likewise, grats on your "accoplishment" of being a douche.

 
ichiban [TotalFark] 2009-11-11 02:15:48 PM  
Milkbeer: its been a while since i've seen a black dude teach idiots without a teleprompter in a while..... thanks fark.

Wwwwwow.......

 
New Age Redneck 2009-11-11 02:22:08 PM  
LindLTaylor
I am going to be the one to come out and be brave enough to say that Ray Charles sucks, or sucked. We get it already. You were blind and played piano and sang. Yeah for your accoplishements.

www.golivewire.com

/you're like school on Sunday

 
root88 2009-11-12 08:45:31 AM  
New Age Redneck: root88
What's the obsession with Fark and Sesame Street?

Politics is two tabs to the left, Mr. Buzzkill.

/Sesame St., Electric Co., Muppet Show for introducing me to some really cool music and musicians


I just asked what the deal was. I didn't tell you to stop being a retard.

 
New Age Redneck 2009-11-12 10:19:27 AM  
root88

Whoa....easy killer. Many trolls in this here thread, thought you were one of them. Sorry. 40 years of Sesame Street is the deal.

 
Rev. Dr. Worm 2009-11-12 02:57:18 PM  
I'm just glad they finished that movie about him in time for him to see it

 
ibanezdude 2009-11-12 05:41:43 PM  
LindLTaylor: From Bio: "Charles was married twice and fathered 12 children by nine different women."

LOL what a hero! He was out there humping like a wildcat in heat. I can see why you all admire him so much.


I am truely sorry for your lots.

 
CVGScorch 2009-11-14 01:45:22 PM  
Who would have thought it would only take a Sesame Street thread to bring out all the weirdos...

/I'll be over there.

 
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