He wouldn't have been the first dumbass frat boy to die from screwing around with Everclear. That stuff is serious business.

/never touched that crazy stuff when I was in school
//preferred me a good barrel-proof bourbon instead

Zeno-25: never touched that crazy stuff when I was in school

It's the best if you want to sneak booze into a movie theater, since it has the most drunk in the least volume. A half-pint is nearly as much alcohol as a fifth of 80 proof, but fits in your pocket. Everyone buys a coke, drinks a bit, and puts in a little Everclear.

Oh, I'm sorry. Let's get the pussy another tampon. KEEP DRINKING, PLEDGE!

Hey, I thought we went dry nationally?

/former chapter prez
//colgate pdt '92

pandabear: It's the best if you want to sneak booze into a movie theater, since it has the most drunk in the least volume.

I so rarely get to bust this one out.

Passed out in a pile of your vomit is no way to go through life son...

Diogenes: Hey, I thought we went dry nationally?

as a former greek myself, i'm surprised you don't know that doesn't mean anything. we were on "probation" during my tenure and we still threw party after party after party.

Diogenes: Hey, I thought we went dry nationally?

never. dry parties lead to dry banter which leads to dry humping which leads to chaffing. no-one wants that on their conscience. no-one.

#1 on mysticcat's rules of going to college: Don't drink the punch.

Since I was a Dartmouth AD, I've done my share of forced drinking, been harshly hazed, etc. People who haze with liquor, especially PGA, are idiots. Beer hazing produces more vomiting and it's impossible to imbibe enough volume to kill yourself.

C'mon fratties, get creative. Screw with your pledges heads. Here's a good one from my pledge days. Hell night was a den of misery: blindfolded, led around on all fours, forced to eat nasty foods, drinking lots of beer. I was reeling. I heard, "Next Pledge!" and was led into the bathroom where a brother whispered to me, " Relax, this is an easy room, a break." Yeah, right. I'd heard that in every room before and it had been unmitigated sickness. I'm on all fours, blindfolded and the brother says, " Open up. Its dessert time. " Oh, God. what next. He spoons ice cream with whipped cream and chocolate sauce into my mouth. At first I'm reluctant, waiting for a spoonful of gefilte fish or alpo, but it really is just an ice cream sundae. I'm so glad not to be ill!

Once I've finished, they lead me forward a few paces, pull down my pants, and build an ice cream sundae on my ass. "Next Pledge!"

And there's so much more I could talk about......

It's kind of a shame that the hospital is going to make sure that he's adequately hydrated. The hangover he could have had from this could have earned him his own status in the mythos of Americana.

/"Sit back and listen up, kids, while I tell you another tale of Johnny Everclear. It seems old Johnny went to college one day, and decided to drink the Rio Grande...."

mysticcat: #1 on mysticcat's rules of going to college: Don't drink the punch.

Since I was a Dartmouth AD, I've done my share of forced drinking, been harshly hazed, etc. People who haze with liquor, especially PGA, are idiots. Beer hazing produces more vomiting and it's impossible to imbibe enough volume to kill yourself.

C'mon fratties, get creative. Screw with your pledges heads. Here's a good one from my pledge days. Hell night was a den of misery: blindfolded, led around on all fours, forced to eat nasty foods, drinking lots of beer. I was reeling. I heard, "Next Pledge!" and was led into the bathroom where a brother whispered to me, " Relax, this is an easy room, a break." Yeah, right. I'd heard that in every room before and it had been unmitigated sickness. I'm on all fours, blindfolded and the brother says, " Open up. Its dessert time. " Oh, God. what next. He spoons ice cream with whipped cream and chocolate sauce into my mouth. At first I'm reluctant, waiting for a spoonful of gefilte fish or alpo, but it really is just an ice cream sundae. I'm so glad not to be ill!

Once I've finished, they lead me forward a few paces, pull down my pants, and build an ice cream sundae on my ass. "Next Pledge!"

And there's so much more I could talk about......

so what you're saying is, you dug out a dude's asshole in college.

WaltzingMathilda: so what you're saying is, you dug out a dude's asshole in college.

Yeah...that won't get Farkied or brought back up at a later date.

PacManDreaming: WaltzingMathilda: so what you're saying is, you dug out a dude's asshole in college.

Yeah...that won't get Farkied or brought back up at a later date.

i've certainly farkied him already as "dug out a dude's asshole in college"

is that a pure beagle? he looks remarkably like my dog which is a beagle/bulldog mix.

I'm a Phi Delta Theta alum (Pacific '91) and we had a guy in the house who was admitted to the hospital with a 3.87 BAC, and he was in the hospital for two days and damn near killed himself. I can't imagine the hangover the kid in the article had. He'll be lucky if he doesn't have some permanent brain and/or liver damage from this. Wow.

It's a sad story, but in truth, I think for a fraternity to truly go dry is completely unrealistic. Had PDT been dry in my day, I'm sad to say I would not have joined the house. I would have probably ended up where I could party. It's not that the drinking was the reason I joined by any stretch. But it was certainly part of the culture, for sure. I still have really close friends from those days, and even though we're separated by distance now, I can remember the fun we had like it was yesterday. Except for when I was really hammered.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to my AA meeting...

WaltzingMathilda: is that a pure beagle?

Yep. He's at the maximum height for Beagles, but he is registered.

WaltzingMathilda: i've certainly farkied him already as "dug out a dude's asshole in college"

He's "Ate ice cream off a dude's ass in college" on my end.

jonjr215: who was admitted to the hospital with a 3.87 BAC

Holy crap! Is he Romanian or Polish?

Help me out frat guys: Would this be more properly classified as "epic," "classic," or "sweet?"

199 parts blood, 1 part alcohol?
Could be worse, I guess.

mysticcat: #1 on mysticcat's rules of going to college: Don't drink the punch.

Since I was a Dartmouth AD, I've done my share of forced drinking, been harshly hazed, etc. People who haze with liquor, especially PGA, are idiots. Beer hazing produces more vomiting and it's impossible to imbibe enough volume to kill yourself.

C'mon fratties, get creative. Screw with your pledges heads. Here's a good one from my pledge days. Hell night was a den of misery: blindfolded, led around on all fours, forced to eat nasty foods, drinking lots of beer. I was reeling. I heard, "Next Pledge!" and was led into the bathroom where a brother whispered to me, " Relax, this is an easy room, a break." Yeah, right. I'd heard that in every room before and it had been unmitigated sickness. I'm on all fours, blindfolded and the brother says, " Open up. Its dessert time. " Oh, God. what next. He spoons ice cream with whipped cream and chocolate sauce into my mouth. At first I'm reluctant, waiting for a spoonful of gefilte fish or alpo, but it really is just an ice cream sundae. I'm so glad not to be ill!

Once I've finished, they lead me forward a few paces, pull down my pants, and build an ice cream sundae on my ass. "Next Pledge!"

And there's so much more I could talk about......


Who WOULDN'T be interested in joining a group who enjoys drugging people and forcing them to eat out others' assholes.

For your information, YOU CHOSE THE WRONG RULE #1.

pandabear: Zeno-25: never touched that crazy stuff when I was in school

It's the best if you want to sneak booze into a movie theater, since it has the most drunk in the least volume. A half-pint is nearly as much alcohol as a fifth of 80 proof, but fits in your pocket. Everyone buys a coke, drinks a bit, and puts in a little Everclear.

Damn. A friend and I took flasks of vodka and got pretty drunk when Snakes on a Plane came out. Back then, Mountain Dew and vodka still tasted good. If it had been Everclear I don't think I would have made it through the movie without passing out. How much were you taking in there?

What IS IT about Frat Boys and Homo-Eroticism? Is it the discipline, the nifty matching clothes, the need to be punished? Inquiring minds!

/not that there's anything wrong with that! No, the wrong is when the whole "I had a Dude's penis in my mouth, but I ain't gay" curbstomping event later in the semester.

Lightweight.

One time I ate ice cream out of a padres helmet, but that's because the baskin robbins by my house thought a kid in philly would enjoy ice cream served in a tiny sticky padres helmet.

also, tiny sticky padres helmet sounds like the name of a frat prank that involves penises, chocolate sauce, sucking chocolate sauce off of penises, and heterosexuality.

mysticcat: build an ice cream sundae on my ass.

Annnnnnnd Farkied.

Pickled.

I figured he took the Everclear anally.

He never would of made Theta Chi.

As someone who was the most farking-awesome-lol-had-a-blast-woah-i'm-drunk-as-ive-ever-been-in-my-life after splitting a bottle of Everclear with someone, I'm getting a kick, etc.

It was fun - shots containing half everclear and half orange soda. We eventually killed the entire bottle this way.

Cue the lawyers.

Amateur

I can't find the follow-up tagged death story yet.

Of course, FAIL, Dumbass, and Obvious would also contend, with Sad a close runner up.

Wow! College was great for me...
Douchebags!

mysticcat: #1 on mysticcat's rules of going to college: Don't drink the punch.

Since I was a Dartmouth AD, I've done my share of forced drinking, been harshly hazed, etc. People who haze with liquor, especially PGA, are idiots. Beer hazing produces more vomiting and it's impossible to imbibe enough volume to kill yourself.

C'mon fratties, get creative. Screw with your pledges heads. Here's a good one from my pledge days. Hell night was a den of misery: blindfolded, led around on all fours, forced to eat nasty foods, drinking lots of beer. I was reeling. I heard, "Next Pledge!" and was led into the bathroom where a brother whispered to me, " Relax, this is an easy room, a break." Yeah, right. I'd heard that in every room before and it had been unmitigated sickness. I'm on all fours, blindfolded and the brother says, " Open up. Its dessert time. " Oh, God. what next. He spoons ice cream with whipped cream and chocolate sauce into my mouth. At first I'm reluctant, waiting for a spoonful of gefilte fish or alpo, but it really is just an ice cream sundae. I'm so glad not to be ill!

Once I've finished, they lead me forward a few paces, pull down my pants, and build an ice cream sundae on my ass. "Next Pledge!"

And there's so much more I could talk about......

homosayswhat

jonjr215: I'm a Phi Delta Theta alum (Pacific '91) and we had a guy in the house who was admitted to the hospital with a 3.87 BAC

uh...

He needed to replenish his precious bodily fluids.

Any time I go to an outdoor party, I always make sure to bring along a jug of Everclear. I don't drink it, I blow fire!

/pyro

/if he wakes up make him drink
//my dad owns a dealership

Knara: jonjr215: I'm a Phi Delta Theta alum (Pacific '91) and we had a guy in the house who was admitted to the hospital with a 3.87 BAC

uh...

In fairness, they determined that AFTER they embalmed them..

TOGA!!!

I've blown .2 and wasn't that messed up. It's not linear though. You don't get to .4 by drinking twice as much for instance. You can get to .2 by drinking 10 beers in 2 hours depending on your weight. You can't get to .5 on beers. If get anywhere close to that drunk, you will actually sober up by drinking beer over time.

FTFA

Jacqueline Erickson, who reported that her son also texted "I'm gonna die," okdjij sjkllwiqhh djsoaiwjhe


FTFHer

Can .50 give a person a little bit of permanent brain damage?

SwingingJohnson: Can .50 give a person a little bit of permanent brain damage?

.50 is redlining against coma levels. so, the answer is yes.

SwingingJohnson: Can .50 give a person a little bit of permanent brain damage?

It ain't good for you, that's for sure.

Somaticasual: Knara: jonjr215: I'm a Phi Delta Theta alum (Pacific '91) and we had a guy in the house who was admitted to the hospital with a 3.87 BAC

uh...

In fairness, they determined that AFTER they embalmed them..

I'd hope so, or apparently we've found Superman's secret identity.

WaltzingMathilda: mysticcat: #1 on mysticcat's rules of going to college: Don't drink the punch.

Since I was a Dartmouth AD, I've done my share of forced drinking, been harshly hazed, etc. People who haze with liquor, especially PGA, are idiots. Beer hazing produces more vomiting and it's impossible to imbibe enough volume to kill yourself.

C'mon fratties, get creative. Screw with your pledges heads. Here's a good one from my pledge days. Hell night was a den of misery: blindfolded, led around on all fours, forced to eat nasty foods, drinking lots of beer. I was reeling. I heard, "Next Pledge!" and was led into the bathroom where a brother whispered to me, " Relax, this is an easy room, a break." Yeah, right. I'd heard that in every room before and it had been unmitigated sickness. I'm on all fours, blindfolded and the brother says, " Open up. Its dessert time. " Oh, God. what next. He spoons ice cream with whipped cream and chocolate sauce into my mouth. At first I'm reluctant, waiting for a spoonful of gefilte fish or alpo, but it really is just an ice cream sundae. I'm so glad not to be ill!

Once I've finished, they lead me forward a few paces, pull down my pants, and build an ice cream sundae on my ass. "Next Pledge!"

And there's so much more I could talk about......

so what you're saying is, you dug out a dude's asshole in college.

It has already been said, but deserves ataing again.

That sounds so much like a gay S&M scene it isn't even funny.

If he keeps this up, next week he will be joining Delta Omicron Alpha.

SwingingJohnson: Can .50 give a person a little bit of permanent brain damage?

If it's a frat boy involved, you'll never know.

Except maybe he'll have a little more trouble undoing the pants of his fellow pledges.

Nothing beats joining a club where you and other guys listen to DMB, wear popped collars and never skip the reach around.

Pfft. Obviously Darwin had a 1.0 BAC himself, or he wouldn't of missed this one.