Subby made me lol....

I'm surprised they didn't bury this story.

diatch

That'll teach him for dozing on the job.

No one said pimpin' was easy.

Could of kicked the bucket

That man will lose his business by the time OSHA is through with him.

Poor guy was barely scraping by.

Without a firm foundation they don't have lots to build on. I don't know who digs this stuff up.

+1


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I heard he almost steamroller tractor lorry.

Is it national pun day or something?

Oh Deere, that story was quite moving and really gave me a lift!

how many people do you think will Digg this story?

Ahem... Let me rephrase my earlier post. OSHA is going to nail him.

/ Rebar

Is this story on the level?

Probably in a hole lot of trouble.

Dang, that guy got hurt, now they have to backfill his position!

Dude probably got a Deere John letter from his old lady.

Fines doubled in this thread.

Nick Nostril: Dude probably got a Deere John letter from his old lady.

Nah He ditched her

Nick Nostril: Dude probably got a Deere John letter from his old lady.

It included a pic of her getting jackhammered by his brother. Also, his brother is a contstruction worker.

That guy is screwed, the courts will hammer him. Although the man he his is lucky he didn't suffer any grader injuries than bruses and broken bones.

Was alcohol involved? Maybe he was plowed.

Usually I just have to scroll through a few one-liner posts to avoid the retarded puns. Not lately!

Too bad we can't use the filter for good, like turning punny sentances into "IMMA UNORIGINAL BASTARD WHO'S GONNA MAKE YOU WANT YOUR 3 SECONDS BACK!" or something.

/I know, I know, welcome to Fark.

Subby, I saw what you did there.

Bit early for erday

Did he feel the earth move?

This headline gave me PTSD

where is his cod now?

Whiskey Dickens: Usually I just have to scroll through a few one-liner posts to avoid the retarded puns. Not lately!

Too bad we can't use the filter for good, like turning punny sentances into "IMMA UNORIGINAL BASTARD WHO'S GONNA MAKE YOU WANT YOUR 3 SECONDS BACK!" or something.

/I know, I know, welcome to Fark.

Riveting tale, chap.

When D9s are outlawed, only outlaws will have D9s.

hockeyfarker: This headline gave me PTSD

Reported.

Snitches get ditches.

The doctors probably recommended a Cat scan.

Dwreck
Is it national pun day or something?

No...everyday we shovel out new puns. Can you dig it?

Don't you come any closer . . . I said BACK HO!

The writer got it wrong. He just wanted to know where the gold at?

//tried to add fun picture FAIL

Get a loader this! Thanks subby.

/reminiscing about my years on a construction crew
/always referred to as the "College Fark"
/made me study a bit more each fall

WOW, fall asleep at that job you may wind up losing a limb, sheesh!!!

First of all, if this happened in Minnesota why is it a news story in the Baltimore Sun??

There goes submitter bringing race into everyth...oh, backhoe...

Never mind.

... or else it gets the hoes again.

/got nothing more

m1ke: hockeyfarker: This headline gave me PTSD

Reported.

???

You got somethin' against Pun Trauma Saturation Disorder?

It's in the DSM.

... but his helmet was far too tight

He tried to kill him with a backhoe!

bugmn99: Fines doubled in this thread.

Winnar!

Was just tapping him on his shoulder to get his attention

A backhoe? gheez, youd thing a strong pimphand would've been enough.

This is an ASSault causing grader harm.