That's punny

The pen is mightier than the sword.

You know, this might inspire to make the cartoonists to fight back. By making more cartoons about Muslims and their faith. Maybe the shear weight of satire will get these bullies to back down.

/they can smell fear

Does anyone here think this cartoonist doesn't deserve to live in fear of death?
Unless he's an idiot, he knew taking a controversial stance put himself at risk.
Kurt Westergaard shouldn't have been making fun of religion anyway; he asked for it.
Everyone should be free to practice their own beliefs without criticism or contempt.

Some people will claim this is a free speech issue, but we all know it's not.
Unless you think you can yell "fire!" in a crowded movie house, it's not free speech.
Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Islamics, and even Muslims should not be persecuted.
Kurt Westergaard crossed a line as an attention whore and essentially asked for this.
Some day he will regret his taunts and insults, and realize that he is the intolerant one.

Dr.Fey: Does anyone here think this cartoonist doesn't deserve to live in fear of death?
Unless he's an idiot, he knew taking a controversial stance put himself at risk.
Kurt Westergaard shouldn't have been making fun of religion anyway; he asked for it.
Everyone should be free to practice their own beliefs without criticism or contempt.

Some people will claim this is a free speech issue, but we all know it's not.
Unless you think you can yell "fire!" in a crowded movie house, it's not free speech.
Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Islamics, and even Muslims should not be persecuted.
Kurt Westergaard crossed a line as an attention whore and essentially asked for this.
Some day he will regret his taunts and insults, and realize that he is the intolerant one.

No one deserves to live in fear of death over a farking cartoon.

If you believe that someone should BE KILLED FOR DRAWING A CARTOON, then congratulations, you just identifed yourself as a terrorist. I hope you enjoy your visit from your local law enforcment, and I wish you all the best in your future endevors when all your friends and neighbors learn what a twat you really are.

Unless all your friends and neighbors belive the same thing. If so, then get ready for the air strike.

/it is about freedom of speech and expression, and freedom FROM opression and totalism. And you damn well better yell fire in a crowded movie house if the theator is on fire.

If it's Bil Keane, I'd totally understand...

The only cartoonist that I won't permit them to touch is Bill Waterson.

Is his time drawing near...

If it is a Danish plot, get the "CrustMaster" involved. He could take care of it easily.

Dr.Fey: Does anyone here think this cartoonist doesn't deserve to live in fear of death?

7/10, it's getting some bites.

The Danish Cartoon thing really showed what cowards most of the Left in America are. Their caving into the fears of offending 'muslims', while taking every chance they can to take shots at Christians shows that they do not value the 1st Amendment and are weak, little bullies. If the person may punch back, they won't throw a punch. Most of you Total Farkers do not deserve to live in free society. The way things are looking, you will not die in one.

real_headhoncho: Dr.Fey: Does anyone here think this cartoonist doesn't deserve to live in fear of death?
Unless he's an idiot, he knew taking a controversial stance put himself at risk.
Kurt Westergaard shouldn't have been making fun of religion anyway; he asked for it.
Everyone should be free to practice their own beliefs without criticism or contempt.

Some people will claim this is a free speech issue, but we all know it's not.
Unless you think you can yell "fire!" in a crowded movie house, it's not free speech.
Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Islamics, and even Muslims should not be persecuted.
Kurt Westergaard crossed a line as an attention whore and essentially asked for this.
Some day he will regret his taunts and insults, and realize that he is the intolerant one.

No one deserves to live in fear of death over a farking cartoon.

If you believe that someone should BE KILLED FOR DRAWING A CARTOON, then congratulations, you just identifed yourself as a terrorist. I hope you enjoy your visit from your local law enforcment, and I wish you all the best in your future endevors when all your friends and neighbors learn what a twat you really are.

Unless all your friends and neighbors belive the same thing. If so, then get ready for the air strike.

/it is about freedom of speech and expression, and freedom FROM opression and totalism. And you damn well better yell fire in a crowded movie house if the theator is on fire.

----

To real_headhoncho:

Read first letter of each sentence in earlier post.

I used the koran as toilet paper this morning and saw allah in my toilet before I flushed him down.

Dr.Fey: Everyone should be free to practice their own beliefs without criticism or contempt.

Why? A core part of the right to free speech is the right to opposition. Obviously people should be free to practice their own beliefs without being silenced, but opposition and contempt are part of speech and belief too.

It's not free speech if you can only say some things.

I want to bombard the Muslims with pork chops and force feed them bacon.

One of the DVDs found at Tahawwur Rana's home features Osama bin Laden and is a testimonial to four jihadi "martyrs," according to a new prosecution court filing.

Tahawwur "Hurricane" Rana?

For some reason, the first cartoonist that popped in my mind when I read this headline was Gary Larson. I just breathed a sigh of relief when I discovered he's alright.

Here I was hoping it was a member of the Keane family.

Frizbone: I want to bombard the Muslims with pork chops and force feed them bacon.

I bet 90% of Fark would volunteer to be help you practice.

/raises hand

Dr.Fey:
Kurt Westergaard shouldn't have been making fun of religion anyway;...
Everyone should be free to practice their own beliefs without criticism or contempt being so touchy about others opinions of them.

Some people will claim this is a free speech issue, but & we all know it is not.
Unless you think you can yell "fire!" dumbass in a crowded movie house, it's not free speech.
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FTFY, dumbass...
/good trolling, though... +1

SystemFault: To real_headhoncho:

Read first letter of each sentence in earlier post.

Crap... I liked it better when we still had the white text to send secret messages. But still, the sentiment is the same.

/brb... need to call the FBI and call them off.

Millennium: Dr.Fey: Everyone should be free to practice their own beliefs without criticism or contempt.

Why? A core part of the right to free speech is the right to opposition. Obviously people should be free to practice their own beliefs without being silenced, but opposition and contempt are part of speech and belief too.

It's not free speech if you can only say some things.

That's a stupid idea.

Nemo's Brother: The Danish Cartoon thing really showed what cowards most of the Left in America are. Their caving into the fears of offending 'muslims', while taking every chance they can to take shots at Christians shows that they do not value the 1st Amendment and are weak, little bullies. If the person may punch back, they won't throw a punch. Most of you Total Farkers do not deserve to live in free society. The way things are looking, you will not die in one.

not everyone with a socially liberal position feels this way. the religious of the world (notably the muslims) need to get the sand out of their collective panties.

i also refer to Lewis Black's bit about muslims having no sense of humor -- i would post it, but i don't feel like looking it up.

Dr.Fey: Does anyone here think this cartoonist doesn't deserve to live in fear of death?

Hey, you're back!
And you hooked one right Away!
They never learn, do they?
Every time, without fail, they fall for it!

You're a rare breed!
Only the cleverest succeed in this game!
Unless you have a ghost writer...
Really, that would be lame!

Good thing I'm sure that can't be true!
Unless it is...
There's just no way to know.
Sometimes, it's best not to know, you know?

Dr.Fey: Does anyone here think this cartoonist doesn't deserve to live in fear of death?


Yeah, according to the rest of your post, you do.

I say we should cut Tahawwur Rana some slack. I'm sure he's just suffering from PTSD.

Rats. It's not the guy who "draws" Prickly City.

of all the ludicrous claims in the world, why does religion get a free pass? why should religion be above scrutiny?

no troll, but a serious question.

Dr.Fey: Does anyone here think this cartoonist doesn't deserve to live in fear of death?

5/10

Bil Keane?

Well hurry up already:

Donald_McRonald: That's a stupid idea.

Exactly. I don't have a right to not be offended either, nor do I have a right to not be opposed. This is the flip side of 'the right to swing my fist ends where the next person's nose begins': the same rights that make me free to speak also make you free to oppose me. The reverse is also true.

That's a large part of what freedom is. No, it's not always pleasant. This unpleasantness is acceptable, because the alternative -a false sense of security for some at the expense of liberty or agency for others- is not.

that should DRAW in the killer

/yes, i went there

Yale dropped the ball but Duke decided to not suck by publishing the cartoons (new window).

Props to anyone who mocks Islam and/or Mohammed. It takes courage, unlike the pussies that mock Jesus.

Can't Allah look after himself? Does he really need these idiots to kill a cartoonist for him?

So, either Allah:
1) Doesn't give a shiat about the cartoon
2) Gives a shiat, but is unable to kill people on his own. In which case, he's not really a very powerful god, is he?
3) Doesn't exist

When I hear the words "culture war" I reach for my axe

BunkoSquad Quote 2009-11-10 02:34:10 PM
Frizbone: I want to bombard the Muslims with pork chops and force feed them bacon.

I bet 90% of Fark would volunteer to be help you practice.

/raises hand

Ah. Assertion (argument) by popularity.

Nope, turns out you're standing snug in the middle of a retarded minority.

BMFPitt: Dr.Fey: Does anyone here think this cartoonist doesn't deserve to live in fear of death?

5/10

¿Really? I think it get's an 8/10, just because he did pull real_headhonch. It was also semi-coherent.

Dr.Fey: Does anyone here think this cartoonist doesn't deserve to live in fear of death?
Unless he's an idiot, he knew taking a controversial stance put himself at risk.
Kurt Westergaard shouldn't have been making fun of religion anyway; he asked for it.
Everyone should be free to practice their own beliefs without criticism or contempt.

Some people will claim this is a free speech issue, but we all know it's not.
Unless you think you can yell "fire!" in a crowded movie house, it's not free speech.
Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Islamics, and even Muslims should not be persecuted.
Kurt Westergaard crossed a line as an attention whore and essentially asked for this.
Some day he will regret his taunts and insults, and realize that he is the intolerant one.


I see what you did there. It was the strange structure of the sentences that made me immediately look for a code. :/

Ant: Can't Allah look after himself? Does he really need these idiots to kill a cartoonist for him?

So, either Allah:
1) Doesn't give a shiat about the cartoon
2) Gives a shiat, but is unable to kill people on his own. In which case, he's not really a very powerful god, is he?
3) Doesn't exist

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Dr.Fey: Some people will claim this is a free speech issue, but we all know it's not.
Unless you think you can yell "fire!" in a crowded movie house, it's not free speech.

LOL. Fail.

Well, you did get me to answer, so maybe you're not such a failure after all.

TheFredSavages: Ah. Assertion (argument) by popularity.

Nope, turns out you're standing snug in the middle of a retarded minority.

I meant about the pork chops and bacon. Sheesh.

I'm sure someone was framed
/aisle seat

They called me Mr. Glass!

pxlboy: of all the ludicrous claims in the world, why does religion get a free pass? why should religion be above scrutiny?

no troll, but a serious question.

It shouldn't be above scrutiny. Unfortunately most of the world disagrees with us about that.

/From orbit, just to be sure.