Gonna see a lot more of this come Christmas time.

netweavr: Gonna see a lot more of this come Christmas time.

What's The Jeffersons have to do with Christmas?

No word on breaking news from either the kitchen or the grill on the east side.

I hate you, subby. So why the hell am I voting this up? hehe

I hope the hostages aren't getting all wheezy.

There have been quite a few news-making hostage situations and shootings recently, no?

I just hope this isn't the big one!

/yes I know, wrong show

nekom: I just hope this isn't the big one!

/yes I know, wrong show

Dynomite!

nekom: I just hope this isn't the big one!

/yes I know, wrong show

Did I do that?

/Yes I know, wrong show

You know what might be the worst earbug in the world, submitter? Yep. The one you just gave me.

I Said: nekom: I just hope this isn't the big one!

/yes I know, wrong show

Did I do that?

/Yes I know, wrong show

Dy-No-Mite!!!

Wrong show? Well, we'll see, won't we...

Old_Chief_Scott: I Said: nekom: I just hope this isn't the big one!

/yes I know, wrong show

Did I do that?

/Yes I know, wrong show

Dy-No-Mite!!!

Wrong show? Well, we'll see, won't we...

I'm Rick James Biatch!

Wrong show, right color?

Reports of smoke from the scene are troubling since fish don't fry in the kitchen, and beans don't burn on the grill.

Jeff Cittaaay!

Now we're up in the big leagues.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Reports of smoke from the scene are troubling since fish don't fry in the kitchen, and beans don't burn on the grill.

+1

Subby is a complete and utter bastard for making me laugh that hard at such a serious situation.

Well played, you magnificent f**ker.

AdolfOliverPanties: Old_Chief_Scott: I Said: nekom: I just hope this isn't the big one!

/yes I know, wrong show

Did I do that?

/Yes I know, wrong show

Dy-No-Mite!!!

Wrong show? Well, we'll see, won't we...

I'm Rick James Biatch!

Wrong show, right color?

Where did Mr. Drummond touch you Arnold?

I know, wrong show.

wut you talkin bout submitter?

I heard on the scanner that the assailant has some DY-NO-MITE!

trifecta!

God bless you, Subby, you magnificent bastard.

/hopes the people involved are okay

Is it Larry Johnson?

AdolfOliverPanties: Old_Chief_Scott: I Said: nekom: I just hope this isn't the big one!

/yes I know, wrong show

Did I do that?

/Yes I know, wrong show

Dy-No-Mite!!!

Wrong show? Well, we'll see, won't we...

I'm Rick James Biatch!

Wrong show, right color?

Hey! Hey! Hey!
What's Happening!

I say Mr. J, do you have any Sherry?

/got nuthin'

We all know this has to be some right wing toothless nut named Billy Joe Bob.

came for the primebuzz

It's times like this that I hate not being able to quote "What's Happening" and "What's happening now" at length.

/I know, wrong show

Suspect is demanding:

netweavr: Gonna see a lot more of this come Christmas time.

Agreed. Folks are going to come unhinged being out of work without any prospects.

Gunderson: AdolfOliverPanties: Old_Chief_Scott: I Said: nekom: I just hope this isn't the big one!

/yes I know, wrong show

Did I do that?

/Yes I know, wrong show

Dy-No-Mite!!!

Wrong show? Well, we'll see, won't we...

I'm Rick James Biatch!

Wrong show, right color?

Hey! Hey! Hey!
What's Happening!

...and I was beat to the punch

What's the betting line for this one? I'll go 3:1 on complete nutjob, and 10:1 that it ends up being nothing.

Throw up Ol Dixie and play some Lynrd Skynrd, he'll drop em and walk out bobbing his head.

I believe one of the hostages is named George

It's like that movie starring Samuel L. Jackson. The Great White Hype.

VvonderJesus: What's the betting line for this one? I'll go 3:1 on complete nutjob, and 10:1 that it ends up being nothing.

I hate it when nutjobs turn out to be teases

GaryPDX: We all know this has to be some right wing toothless nut named Billy Joe Bob.

I BET HE'S A CLAN MEMBER TOO!

germ78: Gunderson: AdolfOliverPanties: Old_Chief_Scott: I Said: nekom: I just hope this isn't the big one!

/yes I know, wrong show

Did I do that?

/Yes I know, wrong show

Dy-No-Mite!!!

Wrong show? Well, we'll see, won't we...

I'm Rick James Biatch!

Wrong show, right color?

Hey! Hey! Hey!
What's Happening!

...and I was beat to the punch

DAMMMMN GINA!

(UPDATE: Here's Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder on Twitter talking about the incident.)

How far has journalism fallen that a news site refers you to Twitter for more information?

Well.....that's my mama!

/from That's my mama
//I know, wrong show

Suspect demands a piece of the pie.

WTF is wrong with people? We just (well, not just, it was several hours ago) had a gunman hold a school administrator hostage. People are going bonkers!

I wonder what's angry'n up people's blood these days.

sorry to disrupt the 70s sitcom nostalgia tour, but just what is going on?

is it simply a hostage situation?

yes, i dnrtfa

\but im movin on up

GaryPDX: We all know this has to be some right wing toothless nut named Billy Joe Bob.

They said that about the DC sniper too.

However, FTA:

"But at the same time, Noble said office building workers could be seen in windows. One man held a cup of coffee in his hand. Police were not waving reporters away from the scene, which was a bit unusual."


Coffee! Someone is armed with a cup of coffee in there! And apparently reporters there are used to being shoo'ed away from everything.

FTFA: "Statehouse correspondent Jason Noble just called in to report a possible hostage situation in Jeff City."

Apparently, he's "Jeff City" to his friends.

I swear to every god if I hear a big boom coming from the south, I'm going the hell home.

cHico11: Suspect demands a piece of the pie.

...and there ain't nothin' wrong with that!

Living in Jeff City can do that to a person

cHico11: Suspect demands a piece of the pie.

Best of the group. +1