I have a pr0n with this storyline.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

I don't tell you how to do your job, Subby.

Finder's fee?

Dammnit, that never happened to me when I was 17.

what a runaway might look like.

/So. Farking. Hawt.

well hey, the kid would have been raped on cab fare to the airport right?

lukelightning: Dammnit, that never happened to me when I was 17.

You wanted to have sex with a 39 year old man when you were 17?

Wow - the old I did not have geh sex with the underage runaway story, like that doesn't happen everyday. The key is not to help them board a plane, you have to keep them in the dungeon in the basement.

How about if it was the band. Would it be OK, then?

Does the Fark Student-Teacher Sex Matrix tm apply to cops too?

Ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!

I ran so far away.

I ran all night & day.


/just couldn't get away.

BarryToink:I don't tell you how to do your job, Subby.

You couldn't tell me. I was laid off about five weeks ago. I've got no job. I just sit around all day reading some darn news compilation Web site.

Subby

"...shouldn't really have sex with him."

*Checks article* "Thirty-nine-year-old Robert..."

*bzzzzzt* interest gone.

"don't fark me bro....."

Zed? It's Robert Helphenstine. The spider just caught a coupl'a flies.

Diogenes: I have a pr0n with this storyline.

Does it involve Johnny Hazzard in any way?

cybrwzrd: You wanted to have sex with a 39 year old man when you were 17?

Well, if this was a female cop you bet there'd be a lot more posts like mine.

Damnit, this douchebag lives like two blocks away from me.

Looks like I'll have to install another deadbolt tonight.

He's friggin 17, let him do what he wants - and what he wants is police dick.

Only crime here is that there is no video!!

My kind of Runaways

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMDn6V7ZLhE

cybrwzrd: lukelightning: Dammnit, that never happened to me when I was 17.

You wanted to have sex with a 39 year old man when you were 17?

Yes, actually.

CoJoeTheLawyer: Damnit, this douchebag lives like two blocks away from me.

Looks like I'll have to install another deadbolt tonight.

This logic blows my mind

"Biggie Shorty gonna take you home."

"Gonna have sex with you too."


/Pootie Tang!

the runaway was 17yo. according to wikipedia, consent is 16 in pa. so, like, the sex wasn't necessarily wrong, from a legal standpoint. also, i was not aware it was a crime to not turn in a known runaway. a 17yo runaway. note: i don't have a fark legal degree.

[insert humorous meme]

cybrwzrd: lukelightning: Dammnit, that never happened to me when I was 17.

You wanted to have sex with a 39 year old man when you were 17?

Oh I sure did. But I waited till I was 18.

Did someone say Runaways?

Hey now. . .

ubercub: cybrwzrd: lukelightning: Dammnit, that never happened to me when I was 17.

You wanted to have sex with a 39 year old man when you were 17?

Yes, actually.

That violates the half plus seven rule though.

fatal_exception: "...shouldn't really have sex with him."

*Checks article* "Thirty-nine-year-old Robert..."

*bzzzzzt* interest gone.

Yep. Saved a lot of reading having those details upfront.

I like how they say , " Hey, he helped him board a plane 3 days later, after he Farked the crap out of his 17 yr old behind"

....Oh he did? Well I suppose it's ok then.

areyoukidding: I like how they say , " Hey, he helped him board a plane 3 days later, after he Farked the crap out of his 17 yr old behind"

....Oh he did? Well I suppose it's ok then.

Hey, for all we know the cop could have been on the receiving end of things. No need to jump to conclusions here.

this would make an excellent Law & ORder SUV episode.

areyoukidding: I like how they say , " Hey, he helped him board a plane 3 days later, after he Farked the crap out of his 17 yr old behind"

....Oh he did? Well I suppose it's ok then.

A gentleman would have given him $20 for cab fare. But he was going out of his way To Protect And Serve.

CoJoeTheLawyer: Damnit, this douchebag lives like two blocks away from me.

Looks like I'll have to install another deadbolt tonight.

So you're a 17-year old runaway with a house?

"Crimes?" The age of consent in PA is 17. Professional misconduct maybe, but no crime.

Cervidanti: CoJoeTheLawyer: Damnit, this douchebag lives like two blocks away from me.

Looks like I'll have to install another deadbolt tonight.

This logic blows my mind


Maybe he's a 17 year old runaway lawyer.

...And I'm twoPostsAway from beating OneFretAway to the punch. GodDamnIt.

joeyromeo: "Crimes?" The age of consent in PA is 17. Professional misconduct maybe, but no crime.

Good to know for my next trip back east...
This should really be in Frommer's

I didn't know vernonFL was a cop!

There was probably some pretty heavy frisking and nightsticks involved at some point in time, I guarantee.

No sir, I don't like it.
I know consent is 16, but the kid was in a bad place, and the cop is supposed to be an authority figure. Someone you can trust if, say, you're in trouble and you need help.
They've already fired him and are taking him to court, which is as it should be. If there's evidence that he coerced the kid (and honestly? taking him to your house? that's already near the line), put him in jail for a long long time.

The Ninj': this would make an excellent Law & ORder SUV episode.

Nah, these days the episodes always seem like they are going to be about something fun and sleazy, but end up being some entirely non-sexual crime, or about the detective's melodramatic personal lives. You know how they are... there is a report of a dead hooker in a dumpster, it turns out to be a manikin, but this leads to something about embezzlement at a department store, meanwhile what's-his-name is having marital problems again and the bald guy yells a lot and Ice-T drops more references about his tough childhood.

/what said cop may look like

But yet if he beat the everliving shiat out of the kid for no apparent reason he'd get off scott free.

Tainted1: But yet if he beat the everliving shiat out of the kid for no apparent reason he'd get off scott free.

This is truth.

Poor Tim Drake.

CoJoeTheLawyer: Damnit, this douchebag lives like two blocks away from me.

Looks like I'll have to install another deadbolt tonight.

TOO OLD!