Let's hope he isn't related to the Turd Blossum...

Soft news is soft.

HOW DARE THE PRESIDENT EAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS!!! DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT WE ARE INVOLVED IN TWO WARS??? AND HE IS TAKING THE TIME TO EAT?

NICE JOB, LIBS

i just want to get this in before the freepers go all OUTRAGE on this:

Yosses, 56, doesn't cook just for the Obamas. His team whips up treats for dozens, hundreds and thousands of guests attending a never-ending stream of parties, receptions and other special events at the White House.

What the hell

Is up with

That article?

It's likeshiatty highschool

poetry.

Is he the "Pastry Czar" or the "Cupcake Nazi?"

I'll be taking bets on what the Republicans will call him.

Yosses, who co-authored "Desserts for Dummies"

You hear that, America? This elitist Muslim "pastry" chef thinks he's smarter than you.

No merengue? That's it, I'm voting for McCain.

He has cute little nicknames for people, too? He must be as bad as Bush!

"I'm the dark side," Yosses joked in an AP interview.

So are they, Yosses.

Doctor Funkenstein: "I'm the dark side," Yosses joked in an AP interview.

So are they, Yosses.

For all their enthusiasm about pie, the Obamas are disciplined enough to limit pie consumption to about once a week, Yosses says.

And nobody binges from the cookie jar, or puts out the call for late-night snacks.

"Nobody's a cookie fan," says Yosses. "No, there's never any raiding."

I call bullshiat. No way a family with two small children doesn't have cookie thieves.

FishyFred: Doctor Funkenstein: "I'm the dark side," Yosses joked in an AP interview.

So are they, Yosses.

I love that kid. I swear, if you look at that gif for more than 10 seconds, you can actually hear him saying it.

Sean Hannity is preparing a graph of the insidious decline of our moral fiber, starting from socialist arugula and leading to the full-blown communism of phyllo.

Also wanted for comment:

"The first lady points to pie-on-demand as one of the big plusses of life at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue."

FARK. I now realize that I should have gotten into politics long ago.

OlafTheBent: Let's hope he isn't related to the Turd Blossum...

Isn't it great that we have a President that doesn't issue facepalm-worthy nicknames to everybody?

Barbigazi: What the hell

Is up with

That article?

It's likeshiatty highschool

poetry.

The author gets

paid by the line

I'll bet that elitist prick asks for mustard on his pies.

Crustmaster, Crustmaster give me your hand.
Give me somethin' that I can remember.
Just like before we can walk by the shore in the moonlight.

(Note: While the Beach Boys did not pen either Beach Baby or Crustmaster. They are standing in as representatives of the surf and beach genres and have asked that you please limit your choruses of 'you freaking idiot' to three rounds.)

That's ageist!

what_now: I call bullshiat. No way a family with two small children doesn't have cookie thieves.

The "1st kids" are perfect. They only ate one piece of Halloween candy and than donated the rest to homeless kids with out faces.

Everyone in the family is perfect! Didn't you get the memo?

The Stealth Hippopotamus: The "1st kids" are perfect.

Yeah, see I don't care about them. I don't want to see them, hear or read about them. I want them to grow up as normally as possible.

I think it's disgusting that people called the Bush twins drunks- the girls were in college with cameras around them 24/7- how would YOU have looked if someone filmed you constantly during your early twenties? I know I did things I didn't want my mom to see on CNN, and you probably did too.

what_now: I think it's disgusting that people called the Bush twins drunks- the girls were in college with cameras around them 24/7- how would YOU have looked if someone filmed you constantly during your early twenties? I know I did things I didn't want my mom to see on CNN, and you probably did too.

I did have a film crew follow me around. You know the stories as the show "My Secret Identity"

what_now: For all their enthusiasm about pie, the Obamas are disciplined enough to limit pie consumption to about once a week, Yosses says.

And nobody binges from the cookie jar, or puts out the call for late-night snacks.

"Nobody's a cookie fan," says Yosses. "No, there's never any raiding."

I call bullshiat. No way a family with two small children doesn't have cookie thieves.

They were dead at the time. On the moon!

/there's cookie thievage

IT FIGURES THAT A SOCIALIST LIKE OBAMA THAT WANTS TO DIVIDE THE PIE AMONG PEOPLE THAT DON'T DESERVE IT WOULD EMPLOY A PERSON TO MAKE PIE

Now I want pie ...

/I sound like a fatty

The Stealth Hippopotamus: what_now: I think it's disgusting that people called the Bush twins drunks- the girls were in college with cameras around them 24/7- how would YOU have looked if someone filmed you constantly during your early twenties? I know I did things I didn't want my mom to see on CNN, and you probably did too.

I did have a film crew follow me around. You know the stories as the show "My Secret Identity"

Wow now that was a random reference. On a side note, how did you condone the use of aerosols to fly around when you knew you were destroying the ozone layer?

Heh, that's what a university room mate of mine called his gym sock.

I don't know what it is, but it looks marvelous!



Is that ... are those ... peanut butter cups?

I thought this was going to be about that homeless dude that hangs out a couple blocks north of the White House on Vermont Avenue, shaking that plastic cup all day saying, "Nickles, dimes, pennies, quarters orrrrrrr dollahs." He's pretty crusty looking.

Wait...our queen (Michelle Obam) goes out anytime she wants...to the farmer's market down the street and to 5 guys hamburgers; yet she wants the chef to make a pie "on demand?" Can't she just go out to eat like normal people?

That's what they called me when I was dating Subby's mom.

Pastry chefs for

Huckabee 2012.

now with pic

/hot

That pastry chef is appreciated in his own time. We should all be so lucky.

Quasar: What homemade pie may look like.

You SOB..I'm off to buy some pie..

Is cheesecake pie?

MBrady: Wait...our queen (Michelle Obam) goes out anytime she wants...to the farmer's market down the street and to 5 guys hamburgers

They just opened a new 5 Guys next to the McPherson Square Metro, so now she wouldn't even have to go as far for a tasty burger.

/Just ate there a couple hours ago.

I read this article earlier today and remember thinking "Finally, a black man has acheived the office of President - and yet he's still calling an old white guy Master". WTF?

Now all Obama needs is a pair of cremasters.

MBrady: Wait...our queen (Michelle Obam) goes out anytime she wants...to the farmer's market down the street and to 5 guys hamburgers; yet she wants the chef to make a pie "on demand?" Can't she just go out to eat like normal people?

Or better yet, make her own farking pie. Does moving in to the White House relieve you of your ability to cook?

Anyone notice the "FARK it" shortcut on the right side of the article? When did Fox start using that?

mmmmmmm.....pie porn.

pie is gooooood! (new window)

but how good is his ice cream and cake?