Very punny, submitter. Lean over here so I can smack you.

Subby is going to hell for making me laugh at people dying.

Oooh, that one hurt. +1 subby

Great headline. +1 subster. Well done.

Ow.

Ow.

OW.

/ +1

Wooooooooooooooooww.

Subby owes me a new monitor!
/coffee spray

I Buddha give you a +1 for that one.

Hot beverage. Nose. Keyboard. You know what you did subby.

Well, I've been afraid of changing
'Cause I built my life around you

How is the Squishee machine?

Just my Lucknow. Kumar the Indian Punes. Well, at least my Mumbai likes them.

Evil, but I chuckled.
+1

+1 subby.

I Lol'd

Sad though.

Pun jabbing at my brain

will it be a kosher deli?

What, 15 posts in and no jokes about longer hold times on tech support? For shame, Fark, for shame!

Good one. Last headline I chuckled and felt bad about afterward was "Diepod" and the article was about a bunch of dead beached whales.

Ouch. That hurt.

Well done, subby.

Only 999,999,958 more to go...


/Sorry
//It's no worse than Punmitter though

BunkoSquad: Pun jabbing at my brain

not bad

Is DslainteC writing headlines now?

the damage costs could easily go into the hundreds

Evil. +1

To top it all off, they're going to need a new deli.


That's a naan issue.

/I'm green because I recycle my puns.
/+1 for Subby.

Mmmm.... roast beef.

/oblig

So...subby thinks it's funny that people died? Huh? Is that it? So he makes a funny headline pun?

This is an outrage...an OUTRAGE!!!

Oh, and yes, I LOL'd. Save me an aisle seat.

+1

Still smiling

No weezing the ju-uice!

There ain't no funny like 42 dead funny.

gorgor: Calling all hero's, man the torpedo's!
It's gonna be a grinder.

/sorry I'm hungry

Weak effort. We have come to expect better.

So it's safe to assume they couldn't cut the mustard?

We need to make sure that this one gets into the HOL voting next month. Well done subby.

fireclown: There ain't no funny like 42 dead funny.

Now THAT'S funny

foo monkey: /oblig

They really need to film more post apocalyptic films in in India... that place is a hell hole.

fireclown: There ain't no funny like 42 dead funny.

Well at least we now know what the question was.

The Red Cross is shipping in Kashmir Blankets.

On the bright side, they saw their reflection in the snow covered hills...

Hundreds of homes?
The damaged area must have been at least twenty or thirty square feet.

Woo Hoo! Brown people died in someplace I am not! So it's okay to make all the jokes I want!

Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooan...

+1

fireclown: There ain't no funny like 42 dead funny.


What about 69 dead? Now that's funny.

Lizard_SF: What, 15 posts in and no jokes about longer hold times on tech support? For shame, Fark, for shame!


"No, your name is NOT Bob."

Did you re-boot? Did you re-boot? You must re-boot!


Dad used to tell me to eat all my dinner, there's kids starving in India. I'd eat all my dinner and they were still starving.

/Great headline.

The_Sponge: fireclown: There ain't no funny like 42 dead funny.


What about 69 dead? Now that's funny.

However a dead 69 tastes awful.

Are you sure it's not 42 dead, a couple of homes demolished, damage in the hundreds?

"This is a new deli, Floyd. It just opened last week."

All those poor Hoosiers.