The Florida tag just is pleased with it's people they keep delivering for it and fark, Texas tag sits waiting for a call up angrily

If there is one place that I'd want my "fairy tale themed wedding", it's The Rusty Pelican.

i love that the brawl continued at the hotel...

TheYeti: If there is one place that I'd want my "fairy tale themed wedding", it's The Rusty Pelican.

I once gave a girl The Rusty Pelican and she never spoke to me again.

This is some of the worst-written copy I've ever seen.

I'm still kind of fixated on who the f*ck would name their son "Markeith." Couldn't you just PICK one or the other, you stupid parents!?

TheYeti: If there is one place that I'd want my "fairy tale themed wedding", it's The Rusty Pelican.

Yeah, it sounds pretty oyster bar-ish but the banquet facilities are beautiful. My college roommate had his reception at the one in Key Biscayne and it was a beautiful room. Stunning views of the Miami skyline.

/just sayin

"[79 year old] Wright ... was trying to calm down the crowd and tell them not to fight on such a special occasion. She says that's when her attacker said 'I'm going to have to choke you out.'"

So full of win.

beerrun: TheYeti: If there is one place that I'd want my "fairy tale themed wedding", it's The Rusty Pelican.

Yeah, it sounds pretty oyster bar-ish but the banquet facilities are beautiful. My college roommate had his reception at the one in Key Biscayne and it was a beautiful room. Stunning views of the Miami skyline.

/just sayin

Never been to one, so I'll believe you...however, I still very much doubt that I would have been able to convince my wife to put "The Rusty Pelican" as a location on our wedding invitations :)

TheYeti: Never been to one, so I'll believe you...however, I still very much doubt that I would have been able to convince my wife to put "The Rusty Pelican" as a location on our wedding invitations :)

I remember thinking something like that when I got the invite. "Rusty Pelican, really?"
When I arrived I was very surprised, and impressed.

Why would the Groom be throwing money on the floor? Is this some kind of new tradition that is opposite the Bride getting money to have a dance?

beerrun: My college roommate had his reception at the one in Key Biscayne and it was a beautiful room. Stunning views of the Miami skyline

Tampa, actually...great view of the Beercan Building.

xanadian: I'm still kind of fixated on who the f*ck would name their son "Markeith." Couldn't you just PICK one or the other, you stupid parents!?

It used to be Marko, but he changed it after a particularly embarassing TFD thread.

I don't get it.

The groom wanted to throw money around for the kids, and someone gave a shiat? It's the grooms weeding, only his and brides opinions matter.

Then the groom and his brother asked the "sh*t giver" to leave, and he refused? Why? So you can stay and be "that guy"?

Tasha Johnson and Markeith's fairy tale themed wedding...

How is that prounounced? Mark...keith. Mar-keeth. Mark-eeth. Wut?

one guest became upset when the groom started tossing money onto the dance floor for the children to scoop up.

If it's one thing in the world I can't stand, it's kids picking dollars up off the ground. Makes a man want to choke a biatch at a wedding.

Ok, that's nice and all, but it's still not as good as this wedding story My favorite part is boob tat:



The 18-year-old Connecticut woman will always remember her August 16 wedding--for all the wrong reasons. Seems that Samen had been imbibing during the reception when she got into a heated beef with employees of the Mill on the River restaurant. According to cops, Samen "flipped out" and began yelling at everyone before she stormed out. When officers approached Samen "wearing a white wedding dress walking along Ellington Road," she cursed and gave them the finger. Police then placed Samen into the back of a cruiser, which did not sit well with the blushing bride. She allegedly kicked the car's door and window and tried to bite a cop who tried to place a seatbelt on her. Things didn't get better at the South Windsor police headquarters, where Samen refused to cooperate with cops who were trying to book her (so she got tossed in a cell for a couple of hours).

TheYeti: If there is one place that I'd want my "fairy tale themed wedding", it's The Rusty Pelican.

The Rusty Pelican is actually a pretty nice place.

Terrible name, sounds like a beach bar, but it's actually not a bad place that's right on the bay with nice views. Almost had my own wedding theire actually.

xanadian: I'm still kind of fixated on who the f*ck would name their son "Markeith." Couldn't you just PICK one or the other, you stupid parents!?

Maybe he was named after two of his potential fathers.

Making it rain!

All-out browl erupts at wedding after guests upset when groom throws money on the dance floor for kids to pick up. Bonus: Woman puts the groom's 74-year old grandmother in a choke hold

This is something we learned in the sports tab yesterday.

/cool story browl.

The cold antiseptic sting of the Swiss franc!

But think of the upside - the couple gets a free announcement of their wedding in the paper! And not even in the announcements section that nobody ever reads anyway!

Perducci: xanadian: I'm still kind of fixated on who the f*ck would name their son "Markeith." Couldn't you just PICK one or the other, you stupid parents!?

Maybe he was named after two of his potential fathers.

That was great, man.

Perducci: xanadian: I'm still kind of fixated on who the f*ck would name their son "Markeith." Couldn't you just PICK one or the other, you stupid parents!?

Maybe he was named after two of his potential fathers.

Pac-man Jones got married?

I'm guessing that they were black. 5 across the eyes is fair play when the matriarch is only 79.

He threw Canadian money. That makes people angry.

I'ma have to choke you out.

Wright told 10 Connects that she was trying to calm down the crowd and tell them not to fight on such a special occasion. She says that's when her attacker said "I'm going to have to choke you out."

"That's enough, grandma. Time for your nap."

LO farking L

fighting erupted all over again in the parking lot of the Marriott Residence Inn which is located at 4312 Boy Scout Boulevard.

I stayed there for 3 weeks in July, nice place. Didn't want to leave.

Wow, Thom Yorke is really short! Also, I agree with Pocket Ninja about the copy. Brutal.

That's what happens when a guest starts nagging.

The guy was upset because they weren't serving Colt 45 at the bar. (They were serving MD20/20)

I Said: I don't get it.

The groom wanted to throw money around for the kids, and someone gave a shiat? It's the grooms weeding, only his and brides opinions matter.

Then the groom and his brother asked the "sh*t giver" to leave, and he refused? Why? So you can stay and be "that guy"?

Well see the shiat giver was the wifes pimp and he got pissed that the groom was throwing his biatches money around.

Doctor Funkenstein: Tasha Johnson and Markeith's fairy tale themed wedding...

How is that prounounced? Mark...keith. Mar-keeth. Mark-eeth. Wut?

one guest became upset when the groom started tossing money onto the dance floor for the children to scoop up.

If it's one thing in the world I can't stand, it's kids picking dollars up off the ground. Makes a man want to choke a biatch at a wedding.

mar-keef

I'm really amazed that something similar didn't happen at my parent's reception, as most of my father's Toronto Barbarian Rugby Club teammates were invited.

lol blacks

Babwa Wawa: "[79 year old] Wright ... was trying to calm down the crowd and tell them not to fight on such a special occasion. She says that's when her attacker said 'I'm going to have to choke you out.'"

So full of win.
Approves.

Pocket Ninja: This is some of the worst-written copy I've ever seen.

agreed.
so here's all you need to know FTFA:

...some of the guests and wedding party members headed to their hotel nearby where the fighting erupted all over again in the parking lot of the Marriott...

...A woman put the groom's 74 year old grandmother, Mary Wright in a choke hold...

...one of the wedding guests called a relative to come over and get involved in the brawl... He showed up and started beating up the groom's father in the hotel parking lot according to police...

/sounds epic
//wedding video?!?

"...one of the wedding guests called a relative to come over and get involved in the brawl. Malcolm Hepburn who wasn't a wedding guest showed up and started beating up the groom's father in the hotel parking lot...."

"....police arrested Hepburn who they say was armed with a stolen gun...."

This kind of reminds me of my family. Ah, memories.

Holy shiat! Wish I had witnessed this first hand. Lot of win here.

The Rusty Pelican in Tampa is Awesome. I had my wedding there this year.

The Face Of Oblivion: SHIIEEEETTT WE GON' MAKE IT RAIN UP IN THIS BIATCH

cool story

Following my best friend's wedding reception there was a fight at the hotel between his dad and older brothers. Fists flying, wrestling on the floor the whole thing. An old security guard shows up and immediately gets tackled and put in a headlock. He's shouting for assistance when the elevator rings and the door opens. A guy steps out, looks around at the chaos and calmly says "pizza?". So I'm like, "yo, over here man". I pay him and get my pizza. He asks if we need any help or anything and I say "no, they get like this". He stands by the elevator amid the mayhem, waits, gets in his elevator and leaves like nothing was going on. I hear over the security guard's radio that cops are coming so I head back into my room to enjoy the 'za.

/cool story

So is the Rusty Pelican related to the Rusty Trombone??

/Forget it, I do not want to know

Don't be black, don't be black, don't be...dammit!

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Don't be black, don't be black, don't be...dammit!

HA! My initial thought was Greek (throwing money on the dance floor), but to be honest, I haven't heard of a lot of Greeks involved in all-out brawls at their weddings.

Why are black people so violent?

Maybe when I get married, I'll have my reception at the

So, other than making it rain, is there a reason to throw money on the dance floor?