Official store event page:

http://www.borders.com/online/store/EventView?city=&state=&zipCode=&within=&all _ stores=&selectedStoreId=10779&eventId=321947&

Drew will be reading from his book, It's Not News, It's Fark! and will discuss how the media is just plain silly. And there will likely be discussions about the squirrel with large nuts.

Joe will be reading from Twilight and/or New Moon, just to see what it's like to read from a bestselling book without any actual writing in it.

And yes, the offer for punches upon my person is legit.

Wouldn't miss it!

pattonx: Official store event page:

http://www.borders.com/online/store/EventView?city=&state=&zipCode=&within=&all _ stores=&selectedStoreId=10779&eventId=321947&

Drew will be reading from his book, It's Not News, It's Fark! and will discuss how the media is just plain silly. And there will likely be discussions about the squirrel with large nuts.

Joe will be reading from Twilight and/or New Moon, just to see what it's like to read from a bestselling book without any actual writing in it.

And yes, the offer for punches upon my person is legit.

Will you be wearing an athletic supporter?

Sign my joint book? Awesome!

Uchiha_Cycliste: Will you be wearing an athletic supporter?

Please refer to 'meaty location' disclaimer in headline.

Sweep the leg, johnny!

Like, I could punch him in a butcher shop?

so where's the boozin gonna commence after the signing?

jeremynobody: Uchiha_Cycliste: Will you be wearing an athletic supporter?

Please refer to 'meaty location' disclaimer in headline.

Oh, so it's really small? That's kinda sad. I had referred to it, I guess I just mistook what it could mean.

I might just drop in. I mean it's not every day you get to punch an complete stranger without worrying about legal (or libel) repercussions.

The location of the punch is our choice? I'll sock him smack-dab in the vas defrens.

Awesome!

fritopendejo: The location of the punch is our choice? I'll sock him smack-dab in the vas defrens.

no... I already got that clarification, apparently that area isn't "meaty".

you guys need to have one of these at some reasonably drive-able distance from Philly!

i too would like to hear what twilight sounds like

When I write a book can I whore it on Fark as much as this one?

Joe, I just wanted to say "congrats" to you on your book. Kid = no travel right now, but I really would have liked to come out.

Uchiha_Cycliste: no... I already got that clarification, apparently that area isn't "meaty".

Just take a swing around back, then. If you're lucky, you might make your wrist disappear.

/I've got to stop clicking gorgor links

I have no clue what's good around there for bars / drinking places, so if anyone has a suggestion, fire away.

And no, my vas deferens is not meaty enough to be punched. Do not punch my vas deferens.

We need to turn this into a SF Fark Party

hogans: Uchiha_Cycliste: no... I already got that clarification, apparently that area isn't "meaty".

Just take a swing around back, then. If you're lucky, you might make your wrist disappear.

/I've got to stop clicking gorgor links

I do not want to Prejean PAttonX... thanks...

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: We need to turn this into a SF Fark Party

Yes! I don't know that side of SF, but there's got to be some bars around there as it's right next to SF State.

Dijon Ketchup: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: We need to turn this into a SF Fark Party

Yes! I don't know that side of SF, but there's got to be some bars around there as it's right next to SF State.

sadly, there are few good ones in that area. as SF State is a commuter school, the nearby bars tend to be divey, and not in the good divey way. gotta go up to the inner sunset or inner richmond for better spots. I recommend Clement Street's 540 club.

...I feel like a horrible fangirl, but...that's so close to my school/apartment ZOMG!!111!

good thing i have class on thursaday at state, will cruise over for reading maybe head up to taraval for some beers?

I thought I was the only one in the city who knows about Fark.

Also, there's a Borders Books at Stonestown? Who knew? Someday I must go past the Apple store and the food court.

wirednerd: I thought I was the only one in the city who knows about Fark.

Also, there's a Borders Books at Stonestown? Who knew? Someday I must go past the Apple store and the food court.

It's not as good as the Border's in Union Square, but it will do in a pinch. Stonestown's a bizarre little Chinese/Filipino outpost, filled with families and chain stores and things one doesn't normally see in many parts of the city.

I will hang myself.
..just because, because it needs to bedone.

There

yay!

First 10 people can punch Joe Peacock in a meaty location of their choosing. Drew will be on hand as well

You mean Drew Peacock?

Hopefully traffic isn't shiate...

oh who am I kidding, 19th ave is a parking lot.

wtf is a website crew doing in SF?
Everbody knows Louisville is the web epicenter.

I will definitely be there! Since I live right there and all...

Didn't Joe get hit enough in Atlanta?

pattonx, Just started to read Mentally Incontinent after acquiring it used!!! out of print my a$$....... Good stuff there! Looking forward to the next book. Can't make it to SF from the East, someone has to work around here!!! Good Luck and have some fun for me!

Dammit, I'm signed up for a winetasting event from 6 to 8. I'll probably foresake it to be at the bookthing.

Got my book today but I'm in Indy - looking forward to reading it!

pattonx: Drew will be reading from his book, It's Not News, It's Fark! and will discuss how the media is just plain silly. And there will likely be discussions about the squirrel with large nuts.

Joe will be reading from Twilight and/or New Moon, just to see what it's like to read from a bestselling book without any actual writing in it.

Will they be dramatic readings?

/Fark: The Audiobook!

We have a Fark Party tag?

Damn! Couldn't be in the AM, could it? Ah well, hope all goes well with your meaty location.

Too bad it's not a weekend. We're usually down for a drive to SF though.

I take it farkers haven't gotten over the new site yet?

damn, it's on the a thursday that I work. Two weeks later and I would be there.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: We need to turn this into a SF Fark Party

This

won't make the books, but i'd vote for some bars up 280 around mission or bernal heights. there's plenty of cool stuff around there (kilowatt, dirty thieves, the phoenix)

Wow, another thread about this craptastic book. Will there be another one tomorrow? And the day after that?

Satan's Superfluous Nipple: Wow, another thread about this craptastic book. Will there be another one tomorrow? And the day after that?

Just a shot in the dark, but I'm guessing that you fancy yourself as "intense."

Let's turn this into a Fark party. somebody pick a place nearby, and i'll update the party listing whatever and headline. I dunno SF at all, so I don't want to go picking out of the phone book all willy nilly.

Sorry can't join you guys but...HOLY FARK I GOT INVITED TO A PARTY, THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!!!!

Unfortunately there is not much in the way of good food or bars in that area. Everything good is more towards the city. There are a few random places scattered throughout the Sunset and West Portal if you guys want to stick in the "outskirts" area.

The Sunset is not San Francisco. You might as well hang out in Daly City. Get thee to the Mission.