Awesome, I was just thinking that I needed more household appliances in my life that can be attacked and eaten by ants.

Its useless unless I have a coffee table griddle for pancakes

You know who else made lampshades out of flesh?

On a side note... My gf just pointed out that Beggin' Strips dog treats costs more than bacon does.

cooked bacon.

by weight.

Does this startle anyone else, or am I alone on this thin raft?

Handsome B. Wonderful: You know who else made lampshades out of flesh?

No. Who?

TsarTom: On a side note... My gf just pointed out that Beggin' Strips dog treats costs more than bacon does.

cooked bacon.

by weight.

Does this startle anyone else, or am I alone on this thin raft?

TsardTom, you're alone.

TsarTom: On a side note... My gf just pointed out that Beggin' Strips dog treats costs more than bacon does.

cooked bacon.

by weight.

Does this startle anyone else, or am I alone on this thin raft?

I've been known to do some crazy things. But those dog bacon treats taste nothing like real bacon.

Farked already?

TsarTom: On a side note... My gf just pointed out that Beggin' Strips dog treats costs more than bacon does.

cooked bacon.

by weight.

Does this startle anyone else, or am I alone on this thin raft?

You're better off eating normal bacon anyway, the lower cost is just an added benefit.

TsarTom: On a side note... My gf just pointed out that Beggin' Strips dog treats costs more than bacon does.

cooked bacon.

by weight.

Does this startle anyone else, or am I alone on this thin raft?

I do know that Beggin' Strips don't taste anything like bacon and don't suggest people try them.

SeamusFerrell: TsarTom: On a side note... My gf just pointed out that Beggin' Strips dog treats costs more than bacon does.

cooked bacon.

by weight.

Does this startle anyone else, or am I alone on this thin raft?

I do know that Beggin' Strips don't taste anything like bacon and don't suggest people try them.

Dog DO know its not bacon, they just don't care.

/not mine
//killed me last week or whenever it was.

gorgor: Handsome B. Wonderful: You know who else made lampshades out of flesh?

APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yhx3wjc
(copy and paste, NSFW)

I need to heed your NSFW warning more carefully. Cache-clear time.

TsarTom:

I do know that Beggin' Strips don't taste anything like bacon and don't suggest people try them.

Love to hear that story. In the meantime, I will present you with more bacon themed stuff:



/Hot like your mom with bacon on her.

link farked?

Don't get me wrong, I'm fat and I loves me some bacon, but that didn't look appealing at all. Was it supposed to?

Were the step by step assembly photos absolutely necessary?

Cool, the light bulbs slowly cook the bacon, you have light, and in a few hours, bacon's ready.

I like bacon as much as the next guy, but you bacon freaks need to calm your fatasses down with these useless inventions.

CygnusDarius: Cool, the light bulbs slowly cook the bacon, you have light, and in a few hours, bacon's ready.

It's like an Easy Bake Oven.

Tatsuhiko: I like bacon as much as the next guy, but you bacon freaks need to calm your fatasses down with these useless inventions.

You don't love bacon like I do.
You don't know bacon.
You don't deserve bacon.

Tatsuhiko: I like bacon as much as the next guy, but you bacon freaks need to calm your fatasses down with these useless inventions.


Yeah, we need USEFUL Bacon inventions. Like maybe a bacon hammer, or even a bacon staplegun!

Handsome B. Wonderful: You know who else made lampshades out of flesh?

Yup.

Over in three.

Bacon lampshades. Is that the new term for beef curtains?

What a waste of bacon!

TsarTom: On a side note... My gf just pointed out that Beggin' Strips dog treats costs more than bacon does.

cooked bacon.

by weight.

Does this startle anyone else, or am I alone on this thin raft?

It's a trick! They don't taste nearly as good as the inflated price implies. They're the Bose of bacon-themed treats.

jtown: TsarTom: On a side note... My gf just pointed out that Beggin' Strips dog treats costs more than bacon does.

cooked bacon.

by weight.

Does this startle anyone else, or am I alone on this thin raft?

It's a trick! They don't taste nearly as good as the inflated price implies. They're the Bose of bacon-themed treats.

I would have also accepted the Monster Cables of bacon.

What do you see when you turn out the light?

/I can't tell you, but I wish it was mine

You know what else we could cook bacon on?

The farked server this was posted to.

Tatsuhiko: I like bacon as much as the next guy, but you bacon freaks need to calm your fatasses down with these useless inventions.

Son, we live in a world that has cured meats and those cured meats need to be eaten by men. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for steak and curse bacon; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Bacon, while salty, probably saved meals and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves meals. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me eating bacon, you need me eating bacon. We use words like smoked, honey cured, peppered. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very meals I help provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a fork and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

BAAAACON!!11eleventy



/start bacon thread

HarpuaMM: gorgor: Handsome B. Wonderful: You know who else made lampshades out of flesh?

APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yhx3wjc
(copy and paste, NSFW)

I need to heed your NSFW warning more carefully. Cache-clear time.

Dude, it's GORGOR. The NSFW is implied even if he doesn't put it there.

gregoire4: Don't get me wrong, I'm fat and I loves me some bacon, but that didn't look appealing at all. Was it supposed to?

Since you were so let down, this Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt is sure to make up for it

Handsome B. Wonderful: You know who else made lampshades out of flesh?

Geinwinned in three.

/ Bacon Wallet -- WANT

The Nazis never did the lampshade thing. It's an urban legend.

I checked out the weird people on the Moscow subway link on the right sidebar. That's some funny shiat there.

Facetious_Speciest: The Nazis never did the lampshade thing. It's an urban legend.

Just kid-palm gloves.

Facetious_Speciest: The Nazis never did the lampshade thing. It's an urban legend.

meh, If I was gonna make something creepy out of human skin I think I'd make a human skin bound copy of the necronomicon.

Geeves00: Since you were so let down, this Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt is sure to make up for it


FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

I thank you.